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What is KFAD?*The Cool Meme Team finds themselves tied up in chairs!*
Helllllooooooooo ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to –
WOAH!!
Oh gawd! Where are we?
DO NOT INTERRUPT THE WELCOME SPEECH!
WOAH!!
OW! Where did ya get that hammah?
You think I don’t know your ways, silly wabbit? You’re not the only one who has animated cartoon abilities! *AHEM*! As I was saying…Welcome to…LIE OR DIE!
This is not de wae! This is not de wae my bruddah!
That’s right, my wonderful SiIvaGunner fans! We’re going to have a little fun! Monokuma style! This tournament is waaaaayyy too boring for my tastes. Not enough killing! So I’m using meowth’s interview room to have my own little interview! I’m sure he won’t mind… He can’t anyway, he’s asleep!
You get me out of these ropes or you’ll be sorry you ruckused with this chungus you naughty ol’ bear!
Oh, but you don’t even know the rules yet! How are you going to get out of those ropes if you don’t know the rules?
I play by my own rules doc!
Ha! Don’t mess with the chungus you wungus!
Huh? What?!?!
Do you really think I’m that stupid? I’ve been studying you long enough to know how you tick, Mr. Chungus!
Ermmph…alwight, have it your way, buster. What do ya want?
I want you to listen to the rules, you stinky buck! So, here’s how this interview will proceed: I will ask each of you one question. Just ONE question! And If you answer that one question correctly, you get to go back to your hotel room all in one piece. But if you lie…you DIE! Phuhuhuhuhuhu…this is already so much better than that rotten King for a Day garbage!
okay you bear, you think u so smart! you will see de wae soon, this challenge is for a little baby! castro is sixth grade quizbowl champion! first place!
Huh? Who’s Castro?
i’m castro, stoopid!
Say whaa…? I thought your name was gordo 3933!
who da hell told u dat?
Eh, no matter! There are so many of you little gremlins I tend to lose count. Anyway, let’s proceed with the interview. The first question goes to –
me! it goes to me!
…uh…goes to Castro! Of course! Here is your question!
castro is ready!
Do you know…da wey?
Hmm? So what is you answer? Remember, you lie, you DIE!
castro will show you de wae.
But DO you know…da wey?
Yes!
WOAH!
Wroooooooooong! You die! Haaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH!
Oh well! Now. Onto our second contestant!
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOOOOOOOOOOOAH!
Our second question goes to…Crash Bandicoot! Here is your question…What is a common exclamatory word that begins with the letter “W”?
…woah?
Incorrect! The correct spelling is “W-H-O-A”. How unfortunate…
Say, I learned in anatomy class that blood was red, what’s all this pink stuff?
We color our blood pink to make murder more palpible to a wider audience! It was my idea of course, isn’t it wonderful?
Ha! Well I ain’t bloody bleeding nuthin for ya. What’s this ever so tricky question ya got for me? I’ve gotten out of worse!
Have no fear, Mr. Chungus, you are next! And your question shall be: What were you doing last night at 7:00PM?
…huh? That’s it?
Mhm, simple as that!
…well jolly I thought it’d be harder. Let’s see, we had lunch around two, the interview was scheduled for 6:30 so we got there at six, but the door was locked, we couldn’t get in, so we went back to the hotel…right before HoBART opened up dinner in the kitchen at 7:00! We were in the kitchen! Now I gots me a pretty darn good memory, so you’re gonna have to come up with something crazy to find some excuse to kill this doc!
Phuhuhuhuhu….phuhuhuhuhu…
What’s so funny, chump!
Phwahahahahahahahahaaaaa! WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT?!?!
Goodbye Baby Gamer!
Zounds! I’m being smoked like a juul pod!
I’ll let you fill in the rest, fanbase. YOU know what really happened at 7:00PM, don’t you? Phuhuhuhuhu….Monokuma, OUT!