A Real Monstery Skeleton

Johnny Bravo

Look, little man, can’t you tell Johnny’s busy? You can’t win this “King for the Babe” thingy without a little preparation.

KO

But Johnny, Steven said he saw a skeleton in the halls!

Johnny Bravo

Yeah? Good for them, about time those skeletons got out of the closet.

KO

You know Meowth doesn’t like it when non-contestants are around on their own! Plus, we can’t let Grim be seen by himself, he could cause a panic!

Johnny Bravo

*sigh*Yeah, yeah, okay, KO. We’ll go find him later, just let me-

KO

Come on, there’s no time to waste!

*KO grabs Johnny by the arm and dashes down the hall.*
Johnny Bravo

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SLOW DOWN, KID!

(Meanwhile, near a water cooler in the hall.)
Steven

Hmm… where could he be–

*Steven bumps into Papyrus by accident.*
Steven

O-Oh, sorry! … Hey, you’re that skeleton I saw!

Papyrus

WHOOPSIE DOOPSY! SORRY HUMAN, I DIDN’T SEE YOU THERE! WAIT, YOU RECOGNIZE ME?

Steven

Yeah! Say, what’s your name?

Papyrus

WHY, I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS, OF COURSE!!

Steven

Ooh, hey Papyrus! I’m Steven, Steven Universe! I’m friends with Johnny Bravo, and we’re actually going up against you this round! I think I’ve heard your name before too, it sounds familiar…

Papyrus

WOWIE!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT, FINALLY BEING RECOGNIZED BY SOMEBODY! ALTHOUGH, I DO SUPPOSE I STAND OUT, BEING SUPER COOL AND MEMORABLE, AFTER ALL.

(KO arrives at Steven and Papyrus’ area, dragging Johnny across the floor behind him.)
KO

There you are, Steven! Oh wait, that isn’t Grim. I guess we don’t really have much to worry about after all!

Johnny Bravo

Alright, alright! Now hands off Johnny, kid.

Papyrus

WOWIE!! YOU BROUGHT YOUR OTHER FRIENDS ALONG TOO??

Steven

Oh, hey guys! This is Papyrus, we’re going against him in the next round. Papyrus, this is Johnny and KO!

KO

Wow! Golly mister, you look super cool and powerful!

Johnny Bravo

This stickman? Cool? Powerful?

Papyrus

DO NOT WORRY, MISTER BRAVO! AS SOMEONE WITH AMAZING BICEPS, I’LL BE SURE TO PUT UP A GOOD MATCH!

Johnny Bravo

You call those biceps? Buddy, you’ve just found yourself in the line of fire. That’s right, the gunshow is coming to town. Hah!

Papyrus

DON’T BELIEVE ME, HUH?? THAT’S OKAY!! DESPITE HOW WRONG YOU ARE ABOUT MY STRENGTH, AS A HUMBLE SKELETON, I WILL SIMPLY DEMONSTRATE MY STRENGTH FOR YOU!

*Papyrus lifts KO and Steven into the air with relative ease.*
Steven

Wooah, Papyrus!! Huhuh, you’re pretty strong too!

KO

Gosh, his power level must be huge!

Johnny Bravo

Pssht, that’s nothing. Check this out, skinnybones.

*Johnny lifts a nearby water cooler.*
Papyrus

IMPRESSIVE!!

Johnny Bravo

Darn right it is. Water you gonna do about it?

Undyne

Yo, PAPYRUS!

Papyrus

CAREFUL, CAREFUL UNDYNE!!! I’M HOLDING TWO TINY HUMANS!

*Johnny speeds over to Undyne, grabbing her by the arm*
Johnny Bravo

Why hello there, mer-mama. Care to do the sea-monkey with me?

Undyne

Sorry pal, I’m taken!! Taken by a CUTE GIRLFRIEND!!!

*Undyne swings at Johnny’s gut, sending him flying across the hall.*
Johnny Bravo

Ow. Eh, there’s still plenty of fish in the sea.

*Undyne lifts Papyrus onto her shoulders, who is still holding Steven and Papyrus.*
Undyne

NGAAAAHHHH!!!

* KO talks down to Undyne*
KO

Hey miss, you’re Undyne, right? What kind of stuff do you and Papyrus do?

Undyne

Well, I used to be the captain of the royal guard for the Underground. Now, I just bench press kids! Oh, by the way. Sans wanted me to give you this, Papyrus.

Papyrus

WOWIE, A BUSINESS CARD! …A BLANK ONE, WITH HIS HANDWRITING.

Steven

Pfft, is that a number on the back?

Johnny Bravo

Is it a cute chick’s number?

Papyrus

NOT EVEN A PHONE NUMBER, JUST THE NUMBER SEVEN!!!

Johnny Bravo

Bummer.

KO

Oh, oh, I’ve heard of Sans before! Is he your brother?

sans.

sure am, buddy.

Papyrus

S- SANS!!! UNDYNE, PLEASE PLACE ME DOWN SO I CAN SCOLD MY BROTHER FOR SHOWING UP OUT OF NOWHERE.

Undyne

Fuhuh, sure.

*Undyne places him down, and by extension Papyrus places KO and Steven down.*
Papyrus

SANS!! HOW DARE YOU SHOW UP OUT OF NOWHERE.

Steven

Is that what he normally does?

sans.

you know it, kid.

Papyrus

SADLY, IT IS TRUE.

Steven

Huh, that’s interesting…!

Papyrus

WELL, MISTER BRAVO, I HOPE WE HAVE A GREAT BATTLE, AND AN EVEN GREATER FRIENDSHIP!!

KO

Oh man, are we friends now?

Steven

Actually, since this might be somebody’s last match here, we should take a picture!! It would be a nice way to remember the event!

Undyne

HOLD IT!!! ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, ALL OF YOU ARE GETTING IN THE PICTURE!!

*Undyne picks Steven, Papyrus, and KO up.*

Johnny Bravo

(What’s the deal with my CN buddies tagging along with other people now?)