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What is KFAD?*The cafeteria.*
Ahhhh!! MissingNo! Wha- Hello? What are you doing here???
I’m here for the dinner shift…
Dinner?! What?
They employed me to work in the kitchen.
…oh! Um…well, first of all, it’s great to have you on board, but HOBaRT’s still in the factory…
What? Is he okay?
Some new complications came up. Nothing major, they just had to push back his release date. But also…dinner doesn’t start for four hours.
I know.
…How long have you been here?
Not long.
…Why don’t you…uh…take the day off? We have plenty of leftover food…
…oh…okay…
…and wait! We should also schedule a – ! Rats. At this rate we’ll never get a proper interview…
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*Johnny, Grim, and Finn are hanging out by the pier. A boombox is playing music.*What the jolly are these bleep bloop sounds?
It’s this new genre Jake introduced me to! Trust me guys, if it’s a music genre coming from Jake, you KNOW it’s going to be totally ba-nae-nae! It’s called “PC Music”…
What does te “PC” stand for?
That’s the best part, I have no idea!
Are you sure this ain’t some kind of devil incantation or somethin’? I think I’m startin’ to see things…
Nah, this stuff is 100% incantation free. Totally safe, nothing to worry about!
You sure? I’m seeing this weird pixelly thing ova there…
What? Hahaha, that’s wild– OH MY GLOB WHAT IS THAT?!?
Boy, you need to turn this music off. It’s messing with our heads!
Wait a minute, wait a minute. That’s not a hallucination.
Hey there, spooky guy. Do you talk?
Yooooooooooou seem kinda familiar. Have we met?
…No?
**GAAASP!!** Bizonkers! I know you!
Say what now? You know this fella?
Okay, okay. I remember BMO was showing me this urban legend of a monster in some game from a long time ago. I think it was called like “Pants Monsters” or something, and you had to like do this super specific thing to find it. But once you did, it would like, totally mess up your game and stuff! Like, super Jeffrey’d up stuff, man!
Hey kid, where’s the off button on this thing? These beep boops are making me see some BAD stuff man…
It’s da one with te big square, you idiot.
Anyways, Hi! My name’s Finn. What’s your name?
Hey, kid! Your arm is a plant!
Huh? I thought I got that fixed…
…Sorry….I should go…
Hold on! You got reality bending powers now, don’t you?
Yeah.
OH MY GLOB, THAT’S SO COOL.
Hrmph! That’s nottin’ special.
Ooo Ooo ooo! Can you make all of me into a plant!?!
…uh…why?
Because it’d be totally wicked! Do it do it do it do it do it!
Hahahahahahaha, that tickles!
Ohh mama, these hallucinations are getting worse. Where the heck is this square button?
Okay, now make me a cactus!
You best be careful boy, you messin’ with sometin’ dangerous!
FEEEEARRR MEEEE!!! I’M POKEY!
Heh…
OK, now make me some grass!
WHAT?!
OoooooOOOOooooooo…
Oh, good. Keep your innocence, kid. It’s charmin’.
Okay, now let’s get serious here. Make me a Party Bear!
…What’s a party bear?
What’s a Party Bear? Dude! Just like, make the most awesomest rad bear you can think of – that’s a party bear!
Heh, okay.
RROOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRR
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!
What the heck?!?!?!
Uuhhhhggg… what the bjork man…
M-M-Momma…
I told you not ta mess with that thing, boy! No one listens to me!
…everything… hurts all over…
Let me show that thing a thing or two, now! Huh? Where’d it go?