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Cool Meme Team gets BEANED

News » Interviews Posted on December 1, 2019December 3, 2019

*At St. Chad Hospital Floor 7*

Nyeh… so boys, you ready to check in on Mr. Bean?

Ugandan Knuckles

You know it bruddah!

WOAH

Oh hey bean boy. They got Mr. Bean in this room?

BITCH YOU GUESSED IT

OH GOD MY EARS.

WOAH

*Cool Meme Team all cover their ears in pain.*

…you was right.

Ugandan Knuckles

Do that again bruddah and I will spit on you!

Come on guys, let’s just get in the room before this maroon does that again.

*Cool Meme Team enters the room Mr. Bean is in.*

Ugandan Knuckles

Hello bruddah! We are here to see you out of the hospital now that you are recovered!

Oh hello.

Oh, and we also wanted to teach you a little secret about avoiding death since it seems someone’s got it out for ya, y’see.

Oh?

That’s right. Crash, whip it out.

woah…

*Crash pulls a glowing Uno reverse card out of his pants.*

This right here is called a reverse card. It lets you undo any bad thing that happens to ya and put the result on someone else.

Ugandan Knuckles

This artifact of great Ugandan power has helped us many times along de way to de queen.

Well I don’t know if its particularly UGANDAN, but yeah it’s been a real get out of jail free card for us.

So you’re giving this to me?

Ha! Of course not, ya screwball. We can’t risk actually being offed! But I can tell you the location of another. Come in real close.

*Big Chungus whispers something to Mr. Bean*

Get in there, and one of these bad boys is all yours. Now lets scram huh? This hospital’s pretty lame.

Ugandan Knuckles

I will lead de way!

Woah!

*In the hospital parking lot…*

Alright doc, let’s head over to my car, and we’ll drive you back to Studio Gunner!

Sounds good to me.

*From Across the parking lot, a 1972 Reliant Regal speeds towards Cool Meme Team and Mr. Bean.*

Ugandan Knuckles

GASP! BRUDDAHS WATCH OUT!!

*Ugandan Knuckles jumps in front of the car to save his friends.*

Knuckles no!!

*Big Chungus jumps in front of Ugandan Knuckles to save him.*

WOAH!!!

*Crash jumps in front of the other two to save them.* *The Regal runs all three of them over, leaving Mr. Bean spared.*

Heh. Car crash bandicoot.

*From above Mr. Bean, a flying vehicle descends downward*

Boy I sure hope Mr. Bean is ok. I heard he was out of his coma, so I figured it was a good time to “pay him a visit.” Hey what do you mean I shouldn’t be looking at Discord while I drive? I’m using speech to text, I’m fine.

Heh heh. Big Chungus ooh nah nah.

Listen, I’m telling you, nothing bad is going to happen. I’m count cannoli I’m always righ-

*crunch*

What was that.

*The Mad Hat Mk. III slowly, but surely lowered onto Mr. Bean, crushing him. Cannoli looks out the side of the Mad Hat and sees Mr. Bean crushed.*

Oh fuck. Is that Mr. Bean? Oh shit. Oh god oh fuck.

*Cannoli looks at the screen.*

Well kids, take this as a lesson! Never Discord and drive!

*Sometime later in the hospital lobby…*

Hey, can I visit Mr. Atkinson? I was told he was awake and I’d like to visit him, please.

Hospital Receptionist:
Oh, I’m sorry but after being released today there was an accident and it will be a little longer before he can have visitors again.

(Ugh, just my luck… I bet the bear would get a kick out of the look on my face right now.)

Why, yes! I DO get a kick out of the look on your face!

AAH-!