*At St. Chad Hospital Floor 7*
Nyeh… so boys, you ready to check in on Mr. Bean?
You know it bruddah!
Oh hey bean boy. They got Mr. Bean in this room?
BITCH YOU GUESSED IT
OH GOD MY EARS.
…you was right.
Do that again bruddah and I will spit on you!
Come on guys, let’s just get in the room before this maroon does that again.
Hello bruddah! We are here to see you out of the hospital now that you are recovered!
Oh, and we also wanted to teach you a little secret about avoiding death since it seems someone’s got it out for ya, y’see.
That’s right. Crash, whip it out.
This right here is called a reverse card. It lets you undo any bad thing that happens to ya and put the result on someone else.
This artifact of great Ugandan power has helped us many times along de way to de queen.
Well I don’t know if its particularly UGANDAN, but yeah it’s been a real get out of jail free card for us.
So you’re giving this to me?
Ha! Of course not, ya screwball. We can’t risk actually being offed! But I can tell you the location of another. Come in real close.
Get in there, and one of these bad boys is all yours. Now lets scram huh? This hospital’s pretty lame.
I will lead de way!
Alright doc, let’s head over to my car, and we’ll drive you back to Studio Gunner!
Sounds good to me.
GASP! BRUDDAHS WATCH OUT!!
Heh. Car crash bandicoot.
Boy I sure hope Mr. Bean is ok. I heard he was out of his coma, so I figured it was a good time to “pay him a visit.” Hey what do you mean I shouldn’t be looking at Discord while I drive? I’m using speech to text, I’m fine.
Heh heh. Big Chungus ooh nah nah.
Listen, I’m telling you, nothing bad is going to happen. I’m count cannoli I’m always righ-
What was that.
Oh fuck. Is that Mr. Bean? Oh shit. Oh god oh fuck.
Well kids, take this as a lesson! Never Discord and drive!
Hey, can I visit Mr. Atkinson? I was told he was awake and I’d like to visit him, please.
Oh, I’m sorry but after being released today there was an accident and it will be a little longer before he can have visitors again.
(Ugh, just my luck… I bet the bear would get a kick out of the look on my face right now.)
Why, yes! I DO get a kick out of the look on your face!