Hey all, Meowth here, and welcome back another interview for the King For Another Day Tournament! Today we’re talking with the king of all Kongs, and the future ruler of the Island of Kongo Bongo! Donkey Kong!
Donkey Kong?
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DONKEY KONG!!!
HUH!? Did we start?!
Yes, a little while ago now.
Oh, hehe, sorry. Bananas on the brain!
taek this moar seriousli dokney kong..
I am! Just needed a little snack.
Now then DK, how does it feel to be nominated for such a prestigious tournament?
Well, ol’ Donkey Kong’s ready to win! Inka Dinka Doo said I’M the future ruler, not any of these other half pints.
My my, how confident. I like it! Anyway, let’s talk competitors. Seems you’re up against Eminem this round. Does that scare you at all?
M&M’s? Ooooh, I love M&M’s! They’re my favorite candy. Ah! Except for my Candy, who’s cheering me on back home.
expand dong
N-No DK, not M&M’s like the candy, I mean the rapper.
As in the paper that the M&M’s come in? I don’t usually eat that.
N-Not that ya bumbling baboon, as in the song writer!
i ccan show u a picture,
Ohhhh! Hahah! You meant that guy! He was handing out salsa to everyone at the dinner ceremony. I thought he was a waiter or something…
No siree! He’s your competition for the first round!
Well, then I’ll do what I do to Kuhrool and his Kronies: give ‘em the Banana Slamma! Then after that I’ll get lunch. By the way, are either of you guys hungry? I’m starved.
u ate 37 banans right b4 da interview, 0_o
What kind of rubbish is this!? You call this an interview?!
Oh brother…
You guys invited my grandson to this tournament and not me?! If you invited me I would have gladly wiped all of these numbskulls off the face of the planet! Any ape with a brain could do that, though.
Cranky what are you even doing here? Shouldn’t you be off making potions or something else unimportant?
Oh excuse me Mr. IGotCutFromKFAD1McGee! Really stinks that you’re stuck with this instead of redeeming yourself in the second one. Not that it would have done you any good, because I could beat you blindfolded with one arm tied behind my back!
Security! Escort the old-timer outta here!
Another Pokymans?! Is that all you’ve got? WOAH! Put me down! OW!! MY BACK!
Thank you Wobbuffet. Well… That’s all the time we’ve got! I’m excited to see you show your stuff DK!
Heheh, thanks. I’m excited to show you what I’m made of!
Until then!
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