The Party – Part 3


Guy‑Manuel de Homem‑Christo

Thomas, je les ai trouvés.

Thomas Bangalter

Parfait. Alright, everyone, are you ready?

Pharrell Williams

Follow us, but don’t make any noise!

Mariya Takeuchi

Understood!

MissingNo.

…What are we doing again?

Mariya Takeuchi

I’m not sure exactly, just follow along!

Hakuko

I’ll be as sneaky as a mouse!

DJ Professor K

The squid girls just started jammin’ on the decks, that’ll be easier!

Dr. Robotnik

So, may I finally know what this ridiculous charade is about?

Don-chan

Shhhh, da-don!

Nico Nico

(」・ω・)」うー!(/・ω・)/にゃー!

*The 10 contestants follow Guy-Man in the crowd, and approach the Jazz Cats, unaware. Then, suddenly…* Continue reading “The Party – Part 3”

The Question on Everyone’s Mind


*As soon as the crown gets hit by the MF like button’s attack, it flies off! HyperCam reverts back to his normal form!*
Mariya Takeuchi

I think we did it! The MF like button really did the trick!

DJ Professor K

I think so too, great job every-

*HyperCam and the crown start falling!*
Mariya Takeuchi

Oh no! Quick, somebody catch him!

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The Calm


*The lights turn on inside the secret room where the crown is being held.*
Meowth

There it is, huh. Can’t believe we were asked to interview this thing. I’ve never been here before… I just wanted to take a moment to talk with you, HyperCam.

Meowth

Yeah… I-I just can’t believe… That’s it. All the interviews are done. *sniff*

Unregistered HyperCam 2

wats teh matter mouth r u CRYING?

Meowth

No! There’s just something in my eye! It’s just… it went by so fast! I still remember the first interview like it was yesterday. Us talking to the Jack Bros. and then Mothman trying to rip my coin off of my head…

Unregistered HyperCam 2

uhhhh i think dat’s called trauma mewoth

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Intergalactic Reunion

Meowth

Hello and welcome to another interview! Today we’ll be talking to Pitbull and the Aliens and Men in Black! Both have been eliminated from the tournament for a while, so we thought it’d be nice to che-

Popoy

Man this sucks, we get eliminated from the tournament again and we still have to do these dumbass interviews?

Popoy

Just fucking get on with it already, we all know why you called both these teams here.

Pitbull

Calmados! We’re just here to talk about the tournament.

Agent J

Trust us, we ain’t happy about getting eliminated either… Right, H?

Howard

[…]

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Bravo, Johnny!


*Johnny mopes around the Gaylord lobby before settling down on a sofa. K.O. takes notice while tidying things up and runs toward him.*
KO

Johnnyyyyy! Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny! He-heyy there, buddy! How’d your match go?!

KO

Ohh, I see. Trying to collect your thoughts, eh? You must have a LOT going through your mind after such an epic victory! I totally understand. It can be a lot to take in at f-

Johnny Bravo

I lost, kid.

KO

W-What…?

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Glitch Machine – Missingno, Daft Punk and Pharrell Interview

Guy‑Manuel de Homem‑Christo

Hé, Thomas, tu sais pourquoi Miaouss nous a donné rendez-vous à la cuisine pour l’interview ? Ce n’est pas le mixeur qu’on affronte…

Thomas Bangalter

Aucune idée. Je sais qu’on affronte ce MissingNo. dont tout le monde parle, mais je ne sais pas pourquoi il veut nous rencontrer à la cuisine… La meilleure chose à faire, c’est d’y aller, après on verra…

*The robots enter the kitchen.*
HOBaRT

WRRRRRRRR!

Thomas Bangalter

Hi, HOBaRT!

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Ultimate Interview of Ultimate Destiny

*The interview room is dark, Wobbuffet having been asked to stand by the light controls. Meowth and HyperCam sit in their usual spots. Meowth fiddles with his microphone in annoyance, and HyperCam sits happily waiting.*
Meowth

Uhh, HyperCam? Where are the interviewees? I thought you said Mr. Notwoodman finally approved of them…?

???

Psst, I thought I had to wait for your cue to come out?

Wob wobba!

???

Alright, then!

*Neil Cicierega bursts out from behind the interview backdrop, flipping into the chair!*

Wob!! *turns the lights from Off to Dim*

Unregistered HyperCam 2

neil ciciciregna intervirw waht!!11!1

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A Historic Announcement

Unregistered HyperCam 2

ok im recordn go

Dr. Robotnik

I APPEAR TODAY TO MAKE A HISTORIC ANNOUNCEMENT. HAKUKO IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING HUSBAND. THAT’S RIGHT, SHE TOOK HER HUMAN FUCKING CIRCULAR PINDES OUT AND SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING HUSBAND. AND SHE SAID HER PENGAUSE WAS “this big” AND I SAID “THAT’S UNCALLED FOR” SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MOJO DOT HIGHQUALITY DOT RIP. HAKUKO, YOU GOT A SMALL PEANDUZ, IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS PRRRRROMOTION MEDAL EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE’S WHAT MY PINGAS LOOKS LIKE! THAT’S RIGHT BABY, ALL USUAL, NO BEATS, NO MISSES. LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO HAIRBALLS AND A BONGO. SHE FUCKED MY HUSBAND, SO GUESS WHAT. I’M GONNA FUCK THE LOSERS’ BRACKET! THAT’S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET. MY SUPER LASER PISS! EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE LOSERS’ BRACKET. I’M GONNA GO HIGHER. I’M PISSING ON THE WINNERS’ BRACKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, WOODMAN??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?? I PISSED ON THE WINNERS’ BRACKET, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING TOURNAMENT TABLE! NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING INTERVIEW BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!!!!

Meowth

What the heck is going on over here?!

*click!*

Monokuma Theater


Monokuma

So here’s the deal, you two- I’M going to broadcast this live, all across the world, so that everyone can see me- and YOU aren’t going to speak until I’m done, got it? If you cut me off, I’m going to be reaaaallly angry, and you don’t want to see me when I’m angry!!

Meowth

You’ve been bugging me for SO LONG about doing this- so you know what? Fine. Just don’t take too long, so we can get back to scheduled programming.

Monokuma

Oh, I promise I won’t take up toooo much of your time, puhuhuhu…

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Wrestle on, Nico Nico.

Meowth

Ready to see how Nico is doing, Hypercam?

Unregistered HyperCam 2

i am :( i hpe she iz doin ok.

*Meowth knocks on Nico Nico’s door.*
???

Ah yes! Come in, I was waiting for you two! Or as my fellow brothers would say, “Get your ass down here now boy!”

Meowth

Uhhhh, that doesn’t sound like Nico at all…

Unregistered HyperCam 2

i… hrd that vioce b4

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