Unregistered HyperCam 2 – SiIvaGunner: King for Another Day Tournament MOJO!!

The Ultimate Interrogation of Ultimate Destiny

News Posted on December 5, 2019December 6, 2019

helo u2b 2day im snoopingas usual on john notwoodman bc hes in a secret interrigation,, its some theif dud3 whos ben litterin cards all over da place or smth

*HyperCam shuffles around through the airvent, reaching a point where he’s able to see into the interrogation room.*

Unregistered HyperCam 2

cool, looks lik i dint miss the- WOA iz that neil cicierega???(oops sorrie cant be 2 loud im undrcover))

*John Notwoodman stands over the silent Neil, who is handcuffed to his chair.*

John Notwoodman

Well, it seems to be you have some explaining to do, Mr. Cicierega. One of our contestants have been telling us that you’ve been leaving these so called “Calling Cards” all over the place. Given what I’ve been told, they seem like bad news for the tournament and that’s not nice. >:3[

John Notwoodman

So, do you care to explain?

A King’s Regalia – Crown Interview

News » Interviews Posted on December 5, 2019December 5, 2019

Unregistered HyperCam 2

helo every1 2day we hav a special guest!

Meowth

You got that right HyperCam! Today we have one of the most fan requested interviews! Introducing the…. King for Another Day Crown!

Meowth

So, why do you think you’ve been the most requested by fans to interview?

A Secret Meeting

News Posted on December 3, 2019December 4, 2019

*Unregistered HyperCam 2 is sitting on the pier outside of the Gaylord hotel looking over the Potomac river. It’s dusk – the sun is about to set. He is browsing YouTube.*

Unregistered HyperCam 2

lmao bill wutz y dnt we invit u ur so cool

*The video starts buffering. The page crashes. Then the browser crashes.*

Unregistered HyperCam 2

o ok tim to get ths bread

*Unregistered HyperCam 2 looks around. No one is there.*

Unregistered HyperCam 2

hmmmm how we gona talk if i don no where u r

Unregistered HyperCam 2

WHAT DO YOU WANT

Contract Negotiations – Daft Punk and Pharrell Reinterview (ft. Thanos)

News » Interviews Posted on December 3, 2019December 3, 2019

Unregistered HyperCam 2

woww cant beliv it! votin is harder, erri1 is beter, tiem gos fastr n contestns get strnger!

Meowth

What a wonderful and fitting introduction, HyperCam! We’re here with Daft Punk and Pharrell one more time for an interview! How are you feeling?

Thomas Bangalter

We’re feeling good! Well, for robots at least. This tournament is fun so far, we like it here!

Guy‑Manuel de Homem‑Christo

*nods*

Fight The Power! – Metal Ajit Pai Reinterview

News » Interviews Posted on December 2, 2019

*Studio Gunner is shaking violently*

Unregistered HyperCam 2

meowth im scared i dont wana die

Meowth

Calm down, buddy. We’ll just wait out this earthquake and hopefully it should come to an end soon. The Studio is built to withstand stuff like this so we should be fine.

*One of the ceiling lights falls*

Meowth

…Okay, we should evacuate before anything else happens.

*As Meowth and HyperCam evacuate, they hear Ajit Pai and some other characters yelling at them*

Kamina

Is that the best you could do, Chair Man!?

Tongue Friends – Jack Bros. and The Jazz Cats Reinterview

News » Interviews Posted on December 2, 2019December 2, 2019

Meowth

Hey everyone! Welcome to another interview. Today we have The Jazz Cats and Jack Bros. over! Lemme ask you all how you’re feeling? You’ve won twice so far, that must feel pretty good, right?

Jack Frost

I’m r-hee-lly surprised by how well we’re doing so far, ho! I could’ve never seen this coming!

Mothman

Me not understand what you mean by “Won”.

Meowth

U-uh… Y-you guys won 2 matches so far… Y’know… In the tournament?

Mothman

Me not… Me not know what you mean, Shiny Coin.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

0iq moth he is litrly drooling rn look at that

Meowth

We’ll have the janitors clean that up…