helo again every1, welcum back 2 teh k4ad interviews. 2day we wil b interviewing pelvis the elvis himself :0
Well, not quite Hypercam. We’re actually interviewing the Cartoon Network superstar, Johnny Bravo! How are you feeling today Johnny?
*brushing his hair, looking at himself in his mirror*
Hello? Johnny? We need to start the interview.
Hey now, did anybody just hear something? Ah, nevermind that: it was only my handsome voice.
Oh, come on you numbskull! We don’t have all day here!
hey meowt, i think mayb u shuld *mutter mutter mutter*
Hm? Oh? Okay, I think I understand now!
*ahem* Sorry folks, but it seems like we’re going to have to cut this interview short. Sorry to disappoint all and any female viewers, of course.
Come again now? We’re live to an audience full of chicks?
Hundreds of thousands of both male and female viewers, that’s right!
Ladies, gentlemen, check it out. An interview with the dreamiest hunk on the planet, coming straight to you from the king of the hill tournament! Let’s get this show on the road, hairball.
Hey! who’re you callin– oh, forget it. This is the type of energy I’m looking for anyways! First question, what made you decide to join the tournament?
Well, you see, my furry little friend, I’ve heard a lot about this king at the tournament from some of my fellow superstars back at CN City. Some folk like that fat kid with the diamond and the karate lookin’ OK O fella were really excited about the thought of being invited, but the letter ended up goin’ to me instead.
Interesting! Is their excitement what made you decide on including Hanna-Barbera and Cartoon Network in your sourcelist?
My what now?
i dont thnk he knows a lot abt k4ad meowth :/
Ugh… Well, how about those Cartoon Network friends of yours? Does this “OK O” you mention happen to be KO, who’s helping around at the studio here?
Oh yeah, where’s he at now? KO, c’mere!
Ooh, is this where the interviews are happening? Sorrey to interrupt, I was just doing some sweeping in the back.
That’s alright, KO! Mr. Bravo here just wanted to say hello for a quick moment.
Yeah, glad you’re doing well kiddo. Let’s shift things back over to me now, in any case. Wouldn’t want such handsome broadcasting to be held up any longer for them lassies at home. Huh! *pose*
Okay! Catch you guys later, then!
hey i wanna ask loosie goosey somethin now. johnny, is it tru that ur a virgin
Sorry, but did that camera just say virgin?
Eh, nevermind him. Next question, do you have any thoughts on your opponents, Wario Partners LLP?
You mean those two biker dudes? Seem like the type who’d never get a lady, especially with a horrible smell like that! You think Johnny got a body like this by sitting around and eating garlic all day? Those two won’t stand a chance against an irresistible man such as myself, don’t you agree pussycat? Hah! *pose*
Glad to hear you have a good mindset going into this, but I think we’re almost out of time here! Final question, what do you plan to do with the SiIvaGunner channel if you win the tournament?
Silver… gunner? Who’s guns are we talking about here now? The only guns I know about are none other than my own. Hmph! *pose*
*sigh* Alright. I suppose that wraps things up for this interview. Best of luck with your first match, Mr. Bravo!
(yea and good luck gettng laid with a hairdo lik that. ha)