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What is KFAD?Ah, whadda wonderful pick me up… Escagoon! Remind me who thought of dat idea to get a whole buncha bananas? Such a terrific idea!
It was… um… Donkey Kong, your honor. He kept going on about how wonderful bananas are, don’t you remember? But my lord, was it really necessary to leave all of the peels in the-
The big monkey? Hmmm, maybe he deserves a place in mah kingdom as a-
Huh? Whos callin’ me Big Bird?
WHAT?! What’s the matter with you? Where’d you come from??
Mr. Al, it’s almost the middle of the night, what are you doing awake, you look terribl-
How does it feel to be a bird that can’t fly, huh? Oh, wait, it must feel terrible since you’re so FAT! You’re fat! You’re fat! You’re really really fat!
Ah!!! S-s-stay away! This bird didn’t do nothin’!
Wait a minute. Your highness, he doesn’t have「BEAT IT」with him…
Huh? Oh!
You lookin’ for a fight then, pal?
I’m gonna squash ya!
What?!?!
…what’s da heck is goin’ on with you?
Hey!!!! NOBODY says that to the KING!
Wait, no! Your highness!!
Stop!! He’s human, remember???
What!?!
He’s a human! His physique is very fragile, it’s not like yours or mine! You could kill him! Trust me, you DON’T want a murder on your hands, your lordship!
WHAT? Why didn’t ye tell me ‘bout dis!?
I have! Many times-!!
I can’t be messin’ up my reputation with no murder! And dat’s way too much trouble to cover up! Come on, let’s go to sleep, I’ve had enough tomfoolery for one day…
Very good! Very wise! L-let us depart!!!
… My deepest apologies, sir… Have a good night.
…you say goodbye.
I say, hello…
Come on, baby come on…
Come on, baby come on!
Darling, ooooooh, oooooooooh yes, yes you can girl…
You can try to stop me, but it won’t do a thing…
Dah! Chika-Chika-Chika-Ah!
You can’t win, child, no, you can’t win, you can’t win, child, no, you can’t win…
I am a loser, I am a loser, baby, I am a loser, baby…
Maybe tomorrow… Maybe today… Who knows who will win…
HEE HEE
Stop pressurin’ me, make you just wanna SCREAAAAAAAMMMM
The word is out that you’re doing wrong…
The word is out, You’re doin’ wrong, Gonna lock you up, Before too long…
Come on! Come on, you got to stand up! Stand up! Stand up!
… Gonna tell you right, So listen up, Don’t make a fight…
…it’s close to midnight…
Now there’s a lesson to learn, stories are twisted and turned…
… Gonna tell you right, So listen up, Don’t make a fight…
The word is out, You’re doin’ wrong…
I am the damned, I am the dead, I am the agony inside the dying head…
This is it, here I staaaand…
You’re doin’ wrong, you’re doin’ wrong, you’re doin’ wrong…
HEE HEE
OW!!!!!
Happy, that’s you! You made my life brand new…
I don’t want you but I need you… Don’t want to kiss you but I need you…
Show me the passion and feel when I’m by your side… This is the time to discover the dream we make girl…
My life will never be the same, ’cause girl, you came and changed the way I walk, the way I talk…
You know I got the hots tonight, Now girl. HEE! HOO!
Te quiero, I love you. Say goodbye, say goodbye…
Gotta fly, gotta see, can’t believe, I can’t take it ‘cause… HEE HEE!