The Polka Parodist Pops In!

DJ Professor K

JET SET RADIOOOO! This is DJ Professor K, and my man “Weird Al” Yankovic just came by the studio. Welcome to the studio, brother!

Thanks, glad to be here! Y’know, this studio reminds me of my days working on channel 62.

DJ Professor K

So Al, where’ve ya been since the tournament ended?

Oh y’know, around. I decided to visit some of the places that the contestants were from: Sesame Street, Kongo Bongo, Barkley’s College of Slam, you name it! Though I’ve gotta say, none of ‘em were as memorable as Albuquerque.

DJ Professor K

Damn, not even our own Tokyo-to?

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The Party – Part 3

Guy‑Manuel de Homem‑Christo

Thomas, je les ai trouvés.

Thomas Bangalter

Parfait. Alright, everyone, are you ready?

Pharrell Williams

Follow us, but don’t make any noise!

Mariya Takeuchi



…What are we doing again?

Mariya Takeuchi

I’m not sure exactly, just follow along!


I’ll be as sneaky as a mouse!

DJ Professor K

The squid girls just started jammin’ on the decks, that’ll be easier!

Dr. Robotnik

So, may I finally know what this ridiculous charade is about?


Shhhh, da-don!

Nico Nico


*The 10 contestants follow Guy-Man in the crowd, and approach the Jazz Cats, unaware. Then, suddenly…* Continue reading “The Party – Part 3”

The Party – Part 1

*On top of the roof at the Gaylord Hotel which has been decked out with a dancefloor, bar, and multiple places to lounge. Almost all of the contestants and a few guests are standing in front of an empty stage.*
Adam Levine

So, the hell are we standing around here for again?


Meowth requested all of us to be here Mr. Levine, don’t you remember?

Adam Levine

Oh yeah… well, the cat better hurry the hell up. I’m freezing up here.

Pharrell Williams

Hey, don’t worry Adam. I bet that cat’s getting everything in order, he’ll be out soon!


Excuse me, Mr. Williams… Is it just me, or do your team members appear to be missing?

Pharrell Williams

Oh yeah, they seem to have vanished… where did they go?

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McDonald’s is the Place to Rip


Hi, what can I get for you today?

Metal Ajit Pai

Hello! I would like one supersized Reese’s Cup McFlurry.


I’m sorry sir, we don’t sell Reese’s McFlurries.

Metal Ajit Pai

What? But I bought one here last week!


I’m sorry but it’s not something we serve.

Metal Ajit Pai

This is nutrageous! Get me your manager!


Yes sir.

*Moments later, an explosion can be heard.*

ice cream machine broke

Metal Ajit Pai

Understandable, have a good day.

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I Am A Loser

King Dedede

Ah, whadda wonderful pick me up… Escagoon! Remind me who thought of dat idea to get a whole buncha bananas? Such a terrific idea!


It was… um… Donkey Kong, your honor. He kept going on about how wonderful bananas are, don’t you remember? But my lord, was it really necessary to leave all of the peels in the-

King Dedede

The big monkey? Hmmm, maybe he deserves a place in mah kingdom as a-

Hey! Big bird!

King Dedede

Huh? Whos callin’ me Big Bird?

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Star Gazing

*Curly returns to her room after looking around for Quote. She decides to lay down on a nearby chair.*
Curly Brace

Hmm… Wonder where Quote is, I haven’t seen him since last night…

*The door to the room opens and Quote steps inside.*
Curly Brace

Quote!! Where have you been?! I was starting to get worried!!


Curly Brace

So, are you ready to go see the others by the studio for the nightwatch?

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Why Does He Wear the Mask?

*Weird Al, Dr. Piccolo, and Reggie are outside of a plane, about to board. Weird Al gives a briefcase to Dr. Piccolo.*

Dr. Piccolo, I’m CIA.

*Reggie brings three men with hoods over their heads. One of them is very very fat.*
Reggie Fils-Aimé

He wasn’t alone.

Uh, you don’t get to bring friends.

Dr. Piccolo

They are not my friends…

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No One Wants to be Defeated

*Weird Al and Geno are outside the Gaylord, looking at the night sky.*

Well little buddy, the results of the next match should be out soon. If I lose to Johnny, I’ll be out of the tournament for good…


Do not worry, Al. I have no doubts that you will perform well in tomorrow’s bout. Bravo can make for quite the formidable opponent, but you’ve already demonstrated some truly impressive power yourself.

I just need to stay in this tournament. If I don’t…

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The Panty Raid

*Somewhere outside the Gaylord, Mr. Krabs tries to find somewhere to sit after a long day.*
Mr. Krabs

*sigh* This whole tournament is wearin’ me out. I think I need to anchor meself for a bit.

*Mr. Krabs takes a seat on a bench next to Quote.*
Mr. Krabs

Evening lad, didn’t see you there.


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Gourmet Spaghettoire




Curly Brace

Yeah! It’s great that even though you two went against each other, we can still be friends!



Curly Brace

Oh, sure! You’ll be up against King Dedede!

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