The Panty Raid



*Somewhere outside the Gaylord, Mr. Krabs tries to find somewhere to sit after a long day.*
Mr. Krabs

*sigh* This whole tournament is wearin’ me out. I think I need to anchor meself for a bit.

*Mr. Krabs takes a seat on a bench next to Quote.*
Mr. Krabs

Evening lad, didn’t see you there.

Quote

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Gourmet Spaghettoire

Papyrus

OH MY GOD, I CAN’T BELIEVE I WON!! NOT TO MENTION, I EVEN MADE SOME NEW FRIENDS!

Quote

Curly Brace

Yeah! It’s great that even though you two went against each other, we can still be friends!

Papyrus

SPEAKING OF WHICH, DO YOU KNOW WHO I’M GOING AGAINST NEXT?

Curly Brace

Oh, sure! You’ll be up against King Dedede!

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Lunch Break – “Weird Al” Yankovic Reinterview

Unregistered HyperCam 2

hey every1 were live from studio gunner cafeteria

Meowth

That’s right folks, behind us are where all of the competitors, guests, workers etc. have their lunch break.

Meowth

Now I SHOULD be on my lunch break right now, but thanks to the Wario Partners delaying their arrival, I’m behind schedule. Gotta make up for lost time by interviewing during lunch at the Gaylord Hotel Caféteria.

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A Rotten Day To Get Money For Nothing – Wario Partners, LLP Reinterview



*Wario and Waluigi burst into the interview cackling; HyperCam and Meowth are extremely confused by this.*
Wario

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Waluigi

WEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

Meowth

Oh, so there you two are! Your interview was scheduled for almost 45 minutes ago, what kept you so long?

Unregistered HyperCam 2

yeh, bit dizrespektful 2 kep us waitin liek th-

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“Weird Al” Yankovic – The Meowth and HyperCam Interview

Unregistered HyperCam 2

welcome back 2 al tv 2nite we have mr weird al yankovitch

Meowth

Actually Hypercam, it’s Yankovic, not Yankovich.

Thanks for having me, Meowth and HyperCam! By the way Mr. Cam, I know it’s your favorite, so I brought you a Twinkie Weiner Sandwich.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

am i paying 4 that?

No… the first one’s free.

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“Weird Al” Yankovic

After his first-round loss in the last tournament, “Weird Al” Yankovic has returned for seconds! His burning desire for victory has manifested into a stand called 「BEAT IT」, which allows him to use the musical powers of the King of Pop himself in battle — hopefully, he’ll be the king of this tournament, too!

  • Sources
  • Rips featuring songs Weird Al has composed or parodied
  • Rips featuring music by Michael Jackson
  • Examples
  • Eat It, White & Nerdy, Dare to Be Stupid, Albuquerque
  • Thriller, Billie Jean, Smooth Criminal
  • Music from Sonic 3 & Knuckles
Illustration: 813N (@813N_)