Buddies Big and Small – DK and Jack & Elmo Interview

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helo evry1 welcom bak 2 the Silva gunner king 4 another day interview.

Meowth

That’s right! I’m your host as always! I’m sitting here with Jack Black, Elmo, and Donkey Ko-

Donkey Kong

Hey Jack, you want a banana?

Jack Black

My gratitude, Donkmeister.

Elmo

Oh oh! Elmo want one too!

Donkey Kong

Heh heh, sure little buddy.

Meowth

So gentlemen, how does it feel to have made it to the second round?

Donkey Kong

The people have shown who they want their king to be, and it’s me!

Elmo

Elmo loves winning! Hahaha!

Jack Black

It was a fierce battle, but the superior came out on top!

Meowth

A stunning 20 vote difference. I’ll be honest, I’ve never seen anything like it! Truly an unprecedented turn of events!

Donkey Kong

You guys were really cutting it close! Makes me worry for your place on the winners’ bracket.

Jack Black

Hey now, Donkmeister, don’t get ahead of yourself.

Elmo

You might slip on a banana peel!

Meowth

Now now boys, save the banter for the fight!

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u can sh1t talk each othr all u want then.

Meowth

(Cam! Language! There’s a child present!)

*There’s a knock on the door*
Diddy Kong

Hey big buddy, you did it! Hah hah! You really showed that salsa-loving salamander what for!

Donkey Kong

Heh heh, thanks little buddy!

Diddy Kong

*GASP* Jack Black… It’s really you! And Elmo too!

Jack Black

Salutations!

Elmo

Hi! Hahaha!

Diddy Kong

Well gee DK, I didn’t think I’d walk in on YOUR interview and meet a couple of legends!

Meowth

How fun, both opponents have their own respective sidekicks!

Elmo

And only one of them’s actually competing! Hehehehe!

Diddy Kong

Excuse me!?

Donkey Kong

Oh boy… Here we go again…

Elmo

Elmo’s in tournament, Diddy is not!

Diddy Kong

I save the world from dastardly evildoers alongside my big buddy, and what do YOU do?! Count? Look at shapes!? I save LIVES!

Jack Black

By doing what, beating up a bunch of incompetent crocodiles? Carrying around your little crystal ball? A second banana like you has got nothin’ on my buddy Elmo!

Donkey Kong

Hey that’s-!

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Both sides look at each other menacingly…
Both sides look at each other menacingly…
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monkeis n monsters please ccalm down.

Meowth

Once again, save it for the arena!

Diddy Kong

And what about me?! Huh?!

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u can wat chh da battle with us we r gonna hav pop corn. ^_^

Diddy Kong

Well count me in!

Elmo

Ooo! Where does Elmo get to count??

Meowth

Well there you have it folks! Will Jack and Elmo’s ratings recover from their close call? Or will Donkey Kong banana slam them down to the losers’ bracket?

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onli 1 way 2 find out!!1 >:3