Evening everyone! today we will be interviewing King Dedede from the Kirby series! So, Dedede, how do you feel to be bac-
*Gobbling up all the food that he brought to the interview* Mmmmm, good thing I packed some of Chef Kawasaki’s cooking before I left Cappy Town!
Your Majesty, don’t you think we should be getting to your interview?
Wait huh?! Who let you in here?
Oh, pardon me, I am the king’s royal escort for the tournament, and as such, I must accompany him to any meetings.
I see *I wish those bozos would tell me about this kind of stuff* uhh anyways, think you could get the attention of our interviewee?
Crowny, are you going to start the interview or wh-
Ow! Why do you have to be so abusive?!
Heh heh heh heh heh heh, because I can! Anyways, I sense some admirers round here, so what questions would ya like to ask to lovely ol me?
Well, we’d like to ask if it’s true that you order monsters from some evil corporation to terrorize your subjects?
U-uhh, mowstuhs? I haven’t the slightest clue what you’re talkin’ about there.
Keep your nose out of the king’s business! Oh, you don’t have a nose…
Alright, sheesh, next question. Is there a reason you’re wearing your infamous mask this time around?
To scare off the rest of these suckas! Not that I need to, I already won this here tournament anyway! Heh heh heh heh heh!
If ya want my opinion, he just wears it to hide his ugly mu-
Who asked for your opinion?
Next question, why did you join the tournament this time around?
Why for that there shiny new crown of course! I need to replace my old one here.
Huh? I thought we were going to use it to pay off our de-
What snailbrain meant to say was that my old crown here is rather drab lookin’, so I need a spiffy new one to keep my royal physique lookin’ good
Well, that’s an interesting motivation! Next question! So, how do you feel about the opponents you’re about to face, Off The Hook?
Heh heh heh heh heh, I’ll clobbah them oversized squids into calamari faster than you can say “Game!” Speakin’ of which, I might get some before my match begins, along with some escargot.
Heh heh heh heh heh, don’t worry snailbrain, you’re off the menu.
Well, I believe that’s the end of our interview. Thank you for your time, good luck in your first match!
Thanks, but I won’t be needing your luck. I’m already the king! Heh heh heh heh heh!
u said dat last time and lost lol.
You! Escargoon, seize dat there camera!
uh oh looks like i got 2 go. bye every1!
Get over here you little munchkin!
Hey! No attacking the staff! Well, it seems I need to go get our host back, folks, but stay tuned for more interviews coming soon! Wobbufett, go chase them down!