oh no no no no no no no…..he iz comin
It’s coming from outside the building!
AND DO THE HARLEM SHAKE
Oh! It’s you… uh… can you even hear us?
Huh? Who are you two ants? I can’t hear you, please contact Verizon for further support.
mewth u hav 2 buye the blutooth pakage
You’re telling me I have to pay money just to give this guy an interview? *sigh* Fine…
Ok metal for brains, can you hear me now?
Oh hey! Didn’t notice you there! Not like I would’ve anyway. I see you have purchased the BLUETOOTH package! Your support towards the FCC only makes me more powerful, thank you for your contribution.
Yeah yeah yeah whatever, anyway, hello everyone! We are going to be interviewing none other than Metal Ajit Pai! Originally not a mech, last tournament he was eliminated round 1 quite…literally. And somehow, for reasons we don’t know of, got reincarnated into a giant mech. Actually, why not we start off with that? How DID you become a mech?
You do realize I’m owned by the government, right? The FCC? I would be giving away classified information. By the way, if I did, I would have to terminate you immediately, just like I did to Net Neutrality! But hey, you know, if you want. you can buy the GOVERNMENT SECRETS package only for 9999999999-
NO THANK YOU!
Hey, c’mon, I always get what I want. You can kiss your internet goodbye if you talk to me like that again! You may not be able to drive memes straight into the ground, hahaha…
ha..a…a…moewth…im scared :(((
Just play it safe HyperCam. *ahem* So, the wonderful Mr. Pai! It’s time for more questions for our glorious one and only eternal FCC president. Why did you want to take over this channel in the first place? Not to question your… authority or anything…
That’s right, bow down you ants. Basically, I really, really like this song, “Harlem Shake”! I heard it on the internet recently, it made me want to start a rave, and make my own memes! I heard of your little petty channel, “Siivagunner”, and I figured, hey…many of these video games would sound so much better with The Harlem Shake in them! Why not give the fans what they want? I call it…The Harlem Shakeover.
Wow, that’s a lot of love for an old outdated meme!
What did you just say, you little peasant?
NOTHING! NOTHING! I PROMISE! DON’T CRUSH ME WITH YOUR GIANT METAL FEET!
Hahahaha, wow, the FCC sure did a good job making me look like a threat! I should up their pay by 0.1%!
ajet pie y do u not leik the internt :(((
I don’t know what you’re talking about! I love the Internet! I love how much profit Verizon and the FCC makes off of it! All your memes, all your silly little pictures of cute animals, I could make all that a package in a sna-…sn…snap…
Are you ok there, Ajit?
iz he brokn. plz be brokn.
Haha! I scared you guys didn’t I? You thought I was in deep thought or something? Of course not! Why would I EVER be scared?
Very funny, Ajit…very funny…we’re running out of time here, no time for jokes! Last question, what do you think about your competitor, Nico Nico?
Pfffftttt, that little silly platform. I’ve been wanting to get my metal hands on it for a very long time! I’m so glad I can finally see it face to face, I have so much to improve on it! Once my repeals regarding copyright law are approved over in Japan, I can add as many packages, limitations, and slow speeds as I want! Me and some pals over at Sokka Gakkai International made a deal, and if I can beat this little tiny TV, the FCC gets a ton of profit! Considering the size of this TV, I already won, so it’s really just another win for me. Man, I can never stop winning can I? Hahaha!
You’re…very kind, Ajit Pai…
That’s METAL Ajit Pai to you, ant-sized scum!
Well, that about wraps up this interview! Hope you all enjo-
the pakage eckspired :((( the mic trned off..
Gotta go! Cya! AND DO THE HARLEM SHAKE! *flies off*