hallo n welcom 2 another king 4 another day interview, 2day we r interviewing mar00n 5 frontman n former voice judge adam levine!!!!
Indeed! Today, me and HyperCam are speaking with the chart-topping, platinum-certified man himself, Adam Levine! Singer, songwriter, actor, TV host, fashion designer, it seems like there isn’t anything he can’t do! Welcome, Adam!
…am I really being interviewed by a Pokémon and a video camera with legs?
hey i have arms 2 :(
I was hoping I’d get more normal interviewers, but I don’t know what I was expecting with all this crazy shit that’s been going on around this studio.
Hey, are those fightin’ words? That kind of behavior’s unacceptable for an interviewee!
woah myowth, we havent even started teh intervew, dont go @ him liek dat (nice harder 2 breathe reference tho)
…yeah, I guess it’s a little too fast to go Pay Day on someone. Let’s try to rope things back a bit. So, uh, Adam, you don’t sound very happy to be here.
I really didn’t know what I was getting into when I entered this tournament. I got an invitation a bit after I announced that I was leaving The Voice, and of course with a background like mine, why wouldn’t I enter? I thought it was just going to be another quick and easy thing I could do between projects, but on my way here, I could see a giant orange robot in the distance near the hotel, and things have just gotten weirder and weirder since then. You two are prime examples of what I mean.
Well, uh, we’re sorry if we make you uncomfortable, I guess. So, you went in blind to this tournament? That sounds like it was probably… interesting.
Yeah, I don’t really understand a lot of what’s going on around here. I’ve seen a bunch of musicians I know around, but they’re all… weird? I have a lot of questions. I get why someone like Jack Black is here, not that I think he can win, but why is he with Elmo from Sesame Street? Why are Pitbull and Will Smith here and hanging around with literal aliens? I saw some drunk guy with a trumpet in the hotel, who is he supposed to be? Why are those guys from Mario Kart here, do they play music now? HOW are they even here?! How are YOU here?!
Well, this tournament is run by SiIvaGunner, a YouTube channel based on joke versions of video game music. They’re pitting all these contestants from real life and fiction against each other so they can see who’ll take over their channel for a day!
…so this all about taking control of some random YouTube channel?
Hey, they’ve got plenty of fans, and SiIvaGunner themself really likes your music.
Certainly! They’ve made plenty of mashups with Maroon 5 songs, to the point that they even made up a fake game based on that “Don’t Wanna Know” video just to have a reason to upload them. They even did a cover album of Kara’s Flowers songs!
People give a shit about Kara’s Flowers?
SiIvaGunner does. And their fans can’t get enough of you either… especially your face. If SiIva and the fans didn’t like you so much, I don’t think you would have been invited in the first place.
especially since ur kinda a pingas
..well, I guess I can put up with this a bit longer, even though I really would have preferred if you guys made me a judge instead. I’ve just got that experience, you know?
If you really want to be a judge, make sure you vote during each round! Voting’s open to everyone, even contestants!
…right. This is some kind of fever dream or something and I’ll wake up at some point, right? Hey, cat, can you pinch me?
Sorry Adam, but I’m not allowed to touch the contestants in case they file another harassment lawsuit! Next question: you’re up against The Jazz Cats, how do you feel about this matchup?
Yeah, so when I saw I was getting pit up against literal cats, I almost dropped out on the spot. Like, I thought it was just a band name at first, but then I learned that they’re cats who play jazz? What kind of a joke contest is this that’d take cats in? …no offense, I guess.
Technically I’m not a cat, so none taken!
But then I realized, if I really was against literal cats, it’d just be easier for me to win. What’re they going to do, sample their meowing and put it over Christmas songs? Besides, if they really are just students like they supposedly claim to be, then they don’t have the experience to go against a world-famous pop star like me and win. Probably the only contestant who’d be easier to beat than them is that fucking mixer.
Such confidence! Last question: are there any contestants you’re hoping to go up against?
I saw Pharrell hanging around with those guys from Daft Punk earlier. I haven’t seen him in a while and I never hated him as much as I hated that asshole Blake when we were on The Voice together, so maybe him. That Japanese girl too, she seems pretty cute for someone who’s monochrome, for whatever reason…
(Aren’t you married though?) Very interesting! Well Adam, we won’t waste your time any longer. We’ll see you later, and we hope that you get your “Lucky Strike” in the tournament!
…don’t do that.
hey meowth isnt it lolzorz h0w adam wuz on a show called teh voice and teh voice iz also teh naem of a siiva character XD
Don’t bring him up, you might confuse the fans even more…