A Very Important Interview – Nintendo Power Interview

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Meowth

No, Hypercam, we aren’t here to play games! We are here to interview games. Specifically, Nintendo representatives, Reggie Fils-Aimé and Bill Trinen! Or as they call themselves in this tournament, “Nintendo Power”! Representing games such as Animal Crossing, Legend of Zelda, Xenoblade, and Fire Emblem! Let’s not forget Direct Presentation music and Nintendo system software/Wii series (Excluding Wii Music)! Let’s kick things off! So Reggie, I’m sure everyone wants to know, did you retire specifically for this tournament?

Reggie Fils-Aimé

Absolutely!… Well, that was a big part of it at the very least. My home will always be at Nintendo, but eventually, you just want to get out there and try something new. Which is why I am here, and ready to kick some ass!

Meowth

Wowee! You must be really dedicated to winning this tournament! What about your friend Bill here, what made you become a team with Reggie?

Bill Trinen

Well it wasn’t exactly my decision to make. Miyamoto really wanted Reggie to have a partner, he really wanted Reggie to have that true power from Nintendo. So when I was offered to go, I was hesitant at first, due to being really busy translating. However, they told me if I were to go, I would get “as much donuts as I pleased”, and so I packed my things and headed straight for the tournament!

Reggie Fils-Aimé

Bill, you’re telling me that if it wasn’t for donuts you wouldn’t have helped your friend out? What’s wrong with you?

Bill Trinen

It’s a curse, Reggie. That Yo-Kai has long-term effects, you know. I still see you dancing from time to time.

Meowth

I feel this could possibly lead to a start of an argument, so please, let’s move on! Reggie, why did you hand off the company to Bowser? What made you feel he is worthy? Isn’t he a villain?

Reggie Fils-Aimé

Bowser is very misunderstood. He only wants what’s best for his son and the company, he’s very big on parental controls. Just because he likes kidnapping a princess does not mean he’s a bad guy. Besides, who’s more fitting to own the company than Bowser? A plumber?

Meowth

Good point. This is a question for you guys both, where did you find Joy-Cons that big? How heavy are those?

Bill Trinen

Back at Nintendo Japan, there is a safe that contains all kinds of weaponry, just in case of an emergency at the company. Lifting these Joy-Cons is not gifted to anyone, you have to be a chosen one. Someone who is so big in the company, that the soul of Nintendo itself lends you power. You have to train, work hard, and most importantly, have the power of Nintendo among you.

Reggie Fils-Aimé

Just because I left Nintendo doesn’t mean I don’t have that Nintendo Power anymore, but without Bill, it wouldn’t be enough. With the power I have, I can at least still make executive decisions still on my part, Bowser and Bill are willing to do anything for me, no matter what.

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Meowth

Wow! That “Nintendo Power” sounds very mysterious and mythical! Very interesting to note. So guys, what do you two think of your current opponent, Hobart?

Reggie Fils-Aimé

Well, all I know is Bill wants him. Don’t know why we are going up against a mi-…

Bill Trinen

Yeah, I gotta say, this Hobart thing would be great for making do-…

Meowth

Um…guys? Why are your heads down, w-what’s going on?

Reggie Fils-Aimé

…Meowth, did you cry when you weren’t a contestant?

Bill Trinen

At least he doesn’t smell like cheese, Reggie.

Reggie Fils-Aimé

No, you smell like cheese!

Meowth

*sniff* h-hey! I guess that’s true but, KNOCK IT OFF YOU TWO! We’ll have a quick pause for a snack break, we’ll be back shortly!

Reggie Fils-Aimé

That cheese made me feel so much better, what about you, Bill?

Bill Trinen

Mmm..mmmmmm…..*bRAAPPP* Yeah, I agree. Though I’m more of a fan of those donuts.

Meowth

Yeah, we can see that…you ate all of our staff’s…

Reggie Fils-Aimé

I feel just like a purple pikmin. “Wii” are gonna have to get fit after this, Bill.

Bill Trinen

*BUUUUUUUUURRRPPP*

Meowth

*sigh*, alright, I guess we better start wrapping things up. So guys, your source list and appearance changed so much throughout the tournament, what happened?

Bill Trinen

Just like the development of our games here at Nintendo, things change, they get delayed. Here at Nintendo, we strive for perfection. It’s like what one wise one told me, a rushed KFAD contestant is forever bad, a delayed KFAD contestant will eventually be good.

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– shigeru meat

Meowth

Those are some very wise words! (That I hear way too often…)

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hi nintendo pls fix my joycon drft :( how 2 fix

Reggie Fils-Aimé

Not my problem.

Bill Trinen

Thank you for your feedback. Here at Nintendo we listen to everyone, and we will take your criticism to heart. I’ll make sure to send a letter to Nintendo of Japan.

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butt idk how 2 fx it. :(

Meowth

Ok, this is our last question for the day, what are both of your favorite Nintendo games?

Bill Trinen

Tomodachi Life…or maybe Art Academy: Lessons for Everyone for Nintendo 3DS.

Reggie Fils-Aimé

Well I would love to answer but that’s all the time I got. I gotta get back to playing Animal Crossing: New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS!

Meowth

Well, I hope you two enjoyed this interview! Just don’t eat all of our snack bar again, please? You better have not ate all my jelly donuts!

Reggie Fils-Aimé

And thank you for having me! However, I have one last announcement, please take a lo-

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i hope u all enjyed dis intrview pls leve a like coment and subsribe k bye :)