WELL, YES, WHILE IT WAS MAILED TO HIM, HE HANDED IT TO ME AND WANTED ME TO GO INSTEAD!! I WAS SLIGHTLY DISAPPOINTED THAT HE DIDN’T WANT TO TAG ALONG, BUT, I CAN SEE WHY. ONLY I COULD BE ABLE TO HANDLE SUCH POPULARITY AND PRAISE!!!

SANS DIDN’T WANT TO GO AT ALL, IT SEEMED! AS HE SO PLAINLY PUT, IT WAS “TOO MUCH WORK.” ADMITTINGLY, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN KIND OF FUN IF HE CAME ALONG WITH ME!! A SHAME, REALLY.

heard my name?

AH, CONVENIENT AS EVER, BROTHER! I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU!- WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??? SANS, AREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE BUSY WITH THAT “SUPER SMASHING FIGHTERS” GAME YOU GOT INVITED TO?

oh yeah, i was. i hired a stand-in instead.

OH. OF COURSE. WHY DID I EVEN ASK. SO, IF YOU’RE NOT THERE, HOW COME YOU DECIDED TO MAKE A SURPRISE APPEARANCE INSTEAD OF DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT HOME?

oh, you know. was in town and just wanted to pop by to support my favorite brother is all.

AW! HOW SWEET!!…WAIT, AREN’T I YOUR ONLY BROTHER?

well, it’s just too much work. plus, being king isn’t my kind of thing. i like to take it easy, you know?

ALL YOU WOULD NEED TO DO IS JUST UPLOAD “HIGH QUALITY RIPS,” SANS! IT’S NOT EVEN MUCH EFFORT!!! ALL YOU’D NEED TO DO IS JUST MAKE SOME ENTERTAINING MASHUPS OR REMIXES THAT ADORING FANS WOULD ENJOY!

how come you’re participating then, papyrus?

… UMMM. BECAUSE I’D GET TO MEET A BUNCH OF NEW FRIENDS???

… (pause) that’s fair. anyways, i’m out. i’ve got a bunch of napping to catch up on.

WELL, NICE SEEING YOU! SEE YOU LATER!!!

ACTUALLY, I’VE NEVER REALLY HAD IT BEFORE!

YEAH! I ONLY MAKE IT BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE SEEMS TO LIKE IT A LOT. PERHAPS WHEN I’M PRONOUNCED KING, I CAN MAKE SOME FOR EVERYBODY!! MAYBE EVEN HAVE A HEDGE TRIMMED INTO THE SHAPE OF MY HANDSOME SMILE!

HUH??? INEDIBLE…?

THAT ANNOYING CANINE BETTER NOT BE BEHIND THIS AND BE PUTTING ME ON IT AGAIN!!!