yoyoyo whaz up mothafackers. todey we back with anothr intrview w the funny skeleton man
Thank you, Hypercam! Hey, Sans- Huh? Papyrus?? Isn’t Sans supposed to be here? I thought he got the invitation…
WELL, YES, WHILE IT WAS MAILED TO HIM, HE HANDED IT TO ME AND WANTED ME TO GO INSTEAD!! I WAS SLIGHTLY DISAPPOINTED THAT HE DIDN’T WANT TO TAG ALONG, BUT, I CAN SEE WHY. ONLY I COULD BE ABLE TO HANDLE SUCH POPULARITY AND PRAISE!!!
He didn’t want to go? Couldn’t you two have just teamed up, and… go together?
SANS DIDN’T WANT TO GO AT ALL, IT SEEMED! AS HE SO PLAINLY PUT, IT WAS “TOO MUCH WORK.” ADMITTINGLY, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN KIND OF FUN IF HE CAME ALONG WITH ME!! A SHAME, REALLY.
heard my name?
AH, CONVENIENT AS EVER, BROTHER! I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU!- WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??? SANS, AREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE BUSY WITH THAT “SUPER SMASHING FIGHTERS” GAME YOU GOT INVITED TO?
oh yeah, i was. i hired a stand-in instead.
OH. OF COURSE. WHY DID I EVEN ASK. SO, IF YOU’RE NOT THERE, HOW COME YOU DECIDED TO MAKE A SURPRISE APPEARANCE INSTEAD OF DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT HOME?
oh, you know. was in town and just wanted to pop by to support my favorite brother is all.
AW! HOW SWEET!!…WAIT, AREN’T I YOUR ONLY BROTHER?
Nice timing, actually! Sans, how come you didn’t want to participate in this year’s King For Another Day Tourney?
well, it’s just too much work. plus, being king isn’t my kind of thing. i like to take it easy, you know?
ALL YOU WOULD NEED TO DO IS JUST UPLOAD “HIGH QUALITY RIPS,” SANS! IT’S NOT EVEN MUCH EFFORT!!! ALL YOU’D NEED TO DO IS JUST MAKE SOME ENTERTAINING MASHUPS OR REMIXES THAT ADORING FANS WOULD ENJOY!
Well, actually, there’s a bit more to it than that-
lol therz kinda more to it than that noobie but go off i guess
how come you’re participating then, papyrus?
… UMMM. BECAUSE I’D GET TO MEET A BUNCH OF NEW FRIENDS???
… (pause) that’s fair. anyways, i’m out. i’ve got a bunch of napping to catch up on.
WELL, NICE SEEING YOU! SEE YOU LATER!!!
Yeesh, that little visit sucked quite a bit of time out of us! Last question before we pop out, what’s with your strange obsession of spaghetti? Do you really like it that much?
ACTUALLY, I’VE NEVER REALLY HAD IT BEFORE!
YEAH! I ONLY MAKE IT BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE SEEMS TO LIKE IT A LOT. PERHAPS WHEN I’M PRONOUNCED KING, I CAN MAKE SOME FOR EVERYBODY!! MAYBE EVEN HAVE A HEDGE TRIMMED INTO THE SHAPE OF MY HANDSOME SMILE!
isn’t the spaghet kinda inedible tho
-Aaaand that’s all the time we’ve got! Hope you enjoyed the interview!
Hey, who turned off the lights?
wtf where is le swich…
THAT ANNOYING CANINE BETTER NOT BE BEHIND THIS AND BE PUTTING ME ON IT AGAIN!!!