Nyeh Heh Heh! – Papyrus Interview

Unregistered HyperCam 2

yoyoyo whaz up mothafackers. todey we back with anothr intrview w the funny skeleton man

Meowth

Thank you, Hypercam! Hey, Sans- Huh? Papyrus?? Isn’t Sans supposed to be here? I thought he got the invitation…

Papyrus

WELL, YES, WHILE IT WAS MAILED TO HIM, HE HANDED IT TO ME AND WANTED ME TO GO INSTEAD!! I WAS SLIGHTLY DISAPPOINTED THAT HE DIDN’T WANT TO TAG ALONG, BUT, I CAN SEE WHY. ONLY I COULD BE ABLE TO HANDLE SUCH POPULARITY AND PRAISE!!!

Meowth

He didn’t want to go? Couldn’t you two have just teamed up, and… go together?

Papyrus

SANS DIDN’T WANT TO GO AT ALL, IT SEEMED! AS HE SO PLAINLY PUT, IT WAS “TOO MUCH WORK.” ADMITTINGLY, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN KIND OF FUN IF HE CAME ALONG WITH ME!! A SHAME, REALLY.

sans.

heard my name?

Papyrus

AH, CONVENIENT AS EVER, BROTHER! I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU!- WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??? SANS, AREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE BUSY WITH THAT “SUPER SMASHING FIGHTERS” GAME YOU GOT INVITED TO?

sans.

oh yeah, i was. i hired a stand-in instead.

Papyrus

OH. OF COURSE. WHY DID I EVEN ASK. SO, IF YOU’RE NOT THERE, HOW COME YOU DECIDED TO MAKE A SURPRISE APPEARANCE INSTEAD OF DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT HOME?

sans.

oh, you know. was in town and just wanted to pop by to support my favorite brother is all.

Papyrus

AW! HOW SWEET!!…WAIT, AREN’T I YOUR ONLY BROTHER?

Meowth

Nice timing, actually! Sans, how come you didn’t want to participate in this year’s King For Another Day Tourney?

sans.

well, it’s just too much work. plus, being king isn’t my kind of thing. i like to take it easy, you know?

Papyrus

ALL YOU WOULD NEED TO DO IS JUST UPLOAD “HIGH QUALITY RIPS,” SANS! IT’S NOT EVEN MUCH EFFORT!!! ALL YOU’D NEED TO DO IS JUST MAKE SOME ENTERTAINING MASHUPS OR REMIXES THAT ADORING FANS WOULD ENJOY!

Meowth

Well, actually, there’s a bit more to it than that-

Unregistered HyperCam 2

lol therz kinda more to it than that noobie but go off i guess

sans.

how come you’re participating then, papyrus?

Papyrus

… UMMM. BECAUSE I’D GET TO MEET A BUNCH OF NEW FRIENDS???

sans.

… (pause) that’s fair. anyways, i’m out. i’ve got a bunch of napping to catch up on.

Papyrus

WELL, NICE SEEING YOU! SEE YOU LATER!!!

*Sans rides on his tricycle, disappearing behind Wobbuffet.*
Meowth

Yeesh, that little visit sucked quite a bit of time out of us! Last question before we pop out, what’s with your strange obsession of spaghetti? Do you really like it that much?

Papyrus

ACTUALLY, I’VE NEVER REALLY HAD IT BEFORE!

Meowth

What.

Papyrus

YEAH! I ONLY MAKE IT BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE SEEMS TO LIKE IT A LOT. PERHAPS WHEN I’M PRONOUNCED KING, I CAN MAKE SOME FOR EVERYBODY!! MAYBE EVEN HAVE A HEDGE TRIMMED INTO THE SHAPE OF MY HANDSOME SMILE!

Unregistered HyperCam 2

isn’t the spaghet kinda inedible tho

Papyrus

HUH??? INEDIBLE…?

Meowth

-Aaaand that’s all the time we’ve got! Hope you enjoyed the interview!

*The lights go off in the interview room.*
Meowth

Hey, who turned off the lights?

Unregistered HyperCam 2

wtf where is le swich…

Papyrus

THAT ANNOYING CANINE BETTER NOT BE BEHIND THIS AND BE PUTTING ME ON IT AGAIN!!!