A Gift from Gift – Reimu Fumo interview

Meowth

…and then I said, “Exeggutor? I hardly even knew her!”

Unregistered HyperCam 2

lolololololol. meowth u r so random, i wish i had a mouth so i cud enjoi dis lunch with u evn moar

Meowth

Why not ask Robotnik while he’s here? He’s a machine guy.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

idk, if i started eatin then id have 2 start poopin n dat seems p gross O_O …say wats dat on teh table behind u

Meowth

Huh? Hey, that’s the doll ZUN’s been carrying around in his pocket! And it looks like it got left with a bunch of trash.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

i didnt c any1 sitting there b4, we shud prolly return it

Meowth

Yeah, I bet he’s looking for it right now.

*the two approach the table*
Meowth

Okay, I’ll take the doll and you can take all the trash.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

iz dat wat u think of me meowth. teh trash camera. not epic d00d. …hmm, this tea iz still warm, and this can of pringles iz half empty. wat a weird lunch lol.

Meowth

Hmm, that is an odd meal. Okay, how about we leave it, but still return the do-

Reimu Fumo

can’t i enjoy my tea in peace?

Meowth

Hey, you can talk!

Reimu Fumo

“you can talk!” says the talking cat eating lunch with the talking camera at a tournament that has already a talking doll as a contestant. that’s right, i’m a talking fumo, and this is my lunch, thank you very much.

Meowth

A talking what?

Unregistered HyperCam 2

sounds leik a bad wurd. f*mo

Reimu Fumo

fumofumo? a fumofumo doll? from gift? wow, you’re dense. there’s a whole bunch of other touhou characters besides me, but i got to come with zun because i’m reimu. er, a reimu fumo.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

wait ur not teh real reimu

Reimu Fumo

they didn’t cover her travel expenses.

*The Reimu Fumo sips her tea.*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

fake and g- w8 am i allowd 2 say dat

Meowth

Have you known ZUN a long time then?

Reimu Fumo

is this an interview? why do you care?

Meowth

Hey, I’m just tryin’ to make conversation!

Reimu Fumo

is that thing on?

Reimu Fumo

…i don’t know the guy at all, no. i guess gift kinda tossed me at him since they thought everyone was gonna vote for him. so they put me in his pocket and now people will buy more fumos cause im like, cute, i guess? and a meme? i don’t know.

Meowth

But you’re at least getting along with him, right?

Reimu Fumo

i just go doll mode around him. honestly, his drinking is abhorrent. anyone who drinks that much should be in rehab, not in a tournament. he’s, like, super hungover right now, so i came down here to have some tea. a good cup of oolong? beats booze any day. especially when i’m not being, like, interrogated.

*The Reimu Fumo sips her tea again.*
Meowth

…erm… and the Pringles are yours too, I’m guessing?

Reimu Fumo

oh i just like the cans they come in.

Meowth

The cans?

Reimu Fumo

yeah. watch this.

*The Reimu Fumo flips into the air and gracefully plops into the can. Only her head sticks out.*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

epic trick! that maeks up 4 u not bein teh real reimu. 5 starred and sucribbed.

Reimu Fumo

can stuffing is a very popular activity among fumos. we have a discord server. it’s okay.

Meowth

Sounds like that’s one thing you can do that the real Reimu can’t! Anyway, me and HyperCam are going to go back to our own lunch, but I am interested… do you think ZUN has what it takes to win?

Reimu Fumo

no. he won the first round but i don’t think he’s gonna win against that human bear duo.. hopefully the tournament brings attention to his drinking problem.

Meowth

…um, interesting! Well, best of luck!

Meowth

See you later!

Meowth

…why are you looking at me like that?

Reimu Fumo

…can you get me out.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

if u can get in u can get out. finding nemo taught me dat.

Meowth

Come on Cam, that’s irresponsible. Guess I’ll have to do it.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

no w8, i can get her out *blade starts spinning*

Meowth

HYPERCAM NO!!!