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What is KFAD?helo every1, welcum back 2 teh k4ad intrvews! 2day we wil b inteviewign t hanos from teh hit song firyfleys!
Well, Hypercam, he’s not from that, but it is one of his sources! Along with that, he is also our Disney representative, from The Avengers to “It’s A Small World”! So, Thanos, what brings you back after losing the last tournament?
A golden opportunity, that is all. In the time since I was acquired by Disney, I’ve been promoted as the head of their public relations board. When I heard there was another chance to gain ownership of the SiIvaGunner channel I notified my superiors and they agreed with me that the opportunity was too good to not take up. There was, however, the issue of not having anyone who could reasonably go to such a tournament. That is, until I volunteered to represent Disney. And so here I am.
That’s a very interesting tale ya got there. But why the get-up?
My superiors felt it necessary for me to be a perfect symbol for the company. It’s quite comfy compared to my armor.
Uh-huh. So next question: How do you feel about the recent revival of Ajit Pai?
Oh, the fool survived? Curious. How could he have lived through the snap of the Infinity Gauntlet?
We’re still trying to figure that out ourselves actually. It’s a real mystery.
It’s quite impressive to see that someone so pathetic was able to cling to life… is it possible that, somehow, a part of him was in the quantum realm? Hrm. No matter. He will still lose. He is by far the weakest here.
In any regard, we’ll still be looking into it for sure. Also, you mentioned your Infinity Gauntlet. We heard that you aren’t able to use it anymore to kill, is this true?
Yes. Sadly, my contract with Disney forbids me to use it for killing over concerns for the company’s image. It’s quite… unbalanced. But no matter. I can still win. Even without the full power of the Infinity Stones.
Well, I guess we won’t be having another death on KFAD at least!
Oh come now. You must think more flexibly about our universe, young one…
Hehehe *gulp*… let’s move on to the next question. So, is there any reason why “Fireflies” by Owl City is in your source list?
Out of all the music that humankind has created, there is nothing that comes close in quality to that song. It is the only thing on Earth worth of any value. There is even a dance named after me that is played with the song. It would only make sense to include it.
I see. Well, it’s good to see you have a passion for something. How about we talk about the contender you are about to face, Dr. Piccolo?
If he’s anything like the doctors I’ve fought before, then I believe he will fall easily. As for the cure he seeks, he won’t need it after I… balance the universe.
Uhh, w-what was that last part? A-actually, nevermind. Next question. So, uh, do you have any favorite Disney songs, by chance? Just so the audience gets a taste of what you could bring to the table.
I quite like “It’s a Small World” although, it’s inaccurate. But it will be accurate soon.
R-right… okay, we are nearing the end of the interview. You have any last words before we go?
Oh, I do have a message for someone. Mr. Fils-Aimé, if you are watching: I hope your body is ready. Because you won’t have one soon. Oh, one other thing, Disney is looking into acquiring Nintendo for a fair price. See you soon on the Battle Bus.
regie isnt goig 2 lik this.
W-well, that it’s for our interview, folks. Stay tuned for more interviews coming soon! (Alright, I’m getting out of here!)