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What is KFAD?henlo evry1, todya we wil b interviwwin wa-
ME, WARIO, TREASURE HUNTER EXTRAORDINAIRE, MASTER OF MICROGAMES AND ALL ROUND LADIES MAN
can u jsut let me fini-
AND ME, WALUIGI, PINBALL WIZARD, SUPERSTAR ATHLETE AND CHEF OF ONLY THE FINEST FOODS
cna you l3git not-
WARIO PARTNERS, LLP, WE PUT THE BAD IN “BAD FOR BUSINESS”
WARIO PARTNERS, LLP, WE PUT THE BAD IN “BAD FOR BUSINESS”
That’s right, we’re interviewing these pesky pair turned bustling businessmen on what’s their plans for success this time around!
Hey, we won’t be giving away how we’re gonna cheat! Those are our corporate secrets!
Yeah what’s the big idea? You want to get us in trouble with our investors? We’re a legitimate company now!
1 dnt tnhk that cheating is alolwed…
Now this is juicy, you two are planning on cheating? And you’re admitting that to the public? That’s not a very smart PR move…
OF COURSE WE WON’T CHEAT (shut your trap Waluigi). Just that uh… our plans are so good, it’s just like cheating!
Yeah that’s right, we don’t need to cheat when we’re already the best business in the competition
ur teh only 1.
So Wario Partners, what’s your thoughts on this first round against Johnny Bravo as he also claims to be “The Original Ladies Man”?
That loser? Pfft, I bet he still lives with his mother
he suer does, and she’s lovly!
Anyway, you mentioned you have investors? Could you disclose who they are to us?
Of course we can! Uh … who are they again?
Well the chumps over at Mario Circuit gave us a large sum just to get their music in.
Oh yeah! And I scored us one recently with those party planner people that lousy loser Luigi and his brother hire all the time.
And don’t forget that deal we scored with all those sports teams we got all because of you, but me mostly.
wow yu 2 r prety gud at business!
The funding of those investors will surely be helpful for you in the tournament! Any other comments you’d like to add before we wrap this up?
Oh yeah, one of our long-time investors, some purple poser who stars in his own show, wanted us to advertise a particular game so Buy Wa-
DID YOU JUST CALL ME A POSER WHEN I CAN HEAR YOU TWO BUFFOONS NEXT DOOR?!?!
thtas fnuny
WEH? Why are you next door?! Are you stalking us again? Well told you that you’d get your rips in due time!
Are you two that clueless that you don’t know we record The Silver Zephyr here? Or that we have a stockholder’s meeting after this?
Aw crud that’s today? We haven’t done anything yet.
IS WHAT WE WOULD SAY if we haven’t done everything already!
*sigh,* Look I only came here to ask if you’ve seen cane, Goodstyle, around here as we need him for filming, but clearly you dolts haven’t.
Well I guess that’s all we have for this interview, join us back next time to see if these problematic partners still have enough funding to compete!