The Crown of Destiny


It’s just another lunch break in the Gaylord cafeteria, and everyone’s got quite the appetite.
Elmo

…and then Elmo said to Mr. Adam as he was leaving the hotel lobby, “It ain’t easy being Levine!”

Wario

WAAAHAHA! I hope the door didn’t hit him on the way out!

Dr. Piccolo

I would hope so…I took a look at his medical records and I don’t believe his insurance covers that…

Jack Black

Hey now, let’s not pile up on somebody when he’s not here to defend himself!

Waluigi

Waaaa…maybe he should have done better in the tournament then!

Jack Black

Hold that thought…I need to get a refill for my drink-

*Jack’s phone suddenly rings, and the “Take Off and Octagon” ringtone he just set on it reverberates throughout the cafeteria*
Jack Black

Hang on, I gotta take this. Elmo, you can keep these fellows company while I’m gone, right?

Elmo

You can count on Elmo, Mr. Jack! Even more than the Count does!

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Food Frustration and Feuds


*A note has been taped to the front counter of the Gaylord Hotel Cafeteria:*

“hey guys, hobart is out of commission for the time being, so there’s gonna be a little food shortage for a bit. just wait until hobart is back in a few >:3]”

King Dedede

Huh? This is startin’ to look like a problem, Escargoon…

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Lunch Break – “Weird Al” Yankovic Reinterview

Unregistered HyperCam 2

hey every1 were live from studio gunner cafeteria

Meowth

That’s right folks, behind us are where all of the competitors, guests, workers etc. have their lunch break.

Meowth

Now I SHOULD be on my lunch break right now, but thanks to the Wario Partners delaying their arrival, I’m behind schedule. Gotta make up for lost time by interviewing during lunch at the Gaylord Hotel Caféteria.

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A Rotten Day To Get Money For Nothing – Wario Partners, LLP Reinterview



*Wario and Waluigi burst into the interview cackling; HyperCam and Meowth are extremely confused by this.*
Wario

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Waluigi

WEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

Meowth

Oh, so there you two are! Your interview was scheduled for almost 45 minutes ago, what kept you so long?

Unregistered HyperCam 2

yeh, bit dizrespektful 2 kep us waitin liek th-

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Wah – Wario Partners, LLP Interview

Unregistered HyperCam 2

henlo evry1, todya we wil b interviwwin wa-

Wario

ME, WARIO, TREASURE HUNTER EXTRAORDINAIRE, MASTER OF MICROGAMES AND ALL ROUND LADIES MAN

Unregistered HyperCam 2

can u jsut let me fini-

Waluigi

AND ME, WALUIGI, PINBALL WIZARD, SUPERSTAR ATHLETE AND CHEF OF ONLY THE FINEST FOODS

Unregistered HyperCam 2

cna you l3git not-

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Wario Partners, LLP

Wario’s successful game development company has set the business world on fire, and a strategic partnership with a certain street food business has created the corporate merger of the century: Wario Partners, LLP! They’re wasting no time diversifying — now in addition to making games, they’re kicking ass and taking names. And thus, their first order of business: win that tournament and get all that sweet free advertising! Wahaha!

  • Sources
  • Rips featuring music from Wario games
  • Rips featuring music from the Mario Land games and other Mario spin-offs (excluding Super Mario RPG and its descendants)
  • Examples
  • Greenhorn Forest, Hurry Up!, Its-all Mine
  • Muda Kingdom, Star Maze
  • Coconut Mall, This Way That, Creative Exercise
Individual portraits: WarioWaluigiIllustration: SparkBag (@spark_bag)