A Feeling of Power



Thursday
11:32 PM
4.386 Inches

A party is going on at the Gaylord. It is raining heavily outside.

Phoenix walks into the club.


Phoenix walks into the club.


Phoenix walks into the club.


Phoenix walks into the club.


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Phoenix approaches Agent J near the club entrance.
Phoenix Wright

I’m here to see MissingNo.

Agent J

MissingNo.

Phoenix pulls out his ID.
Phoenix Wright

MissingNo.

Agent J

MissingNo.



Phoenix walks in to the C L U B
HOBaRT

OI, WAKE UP!

*Phoenix and Agent J regain consciousness in the Gaylord cafeteria. It is lunchtime, and Monokuma, HOBaRT and MissingNo. are surrounding them.*
Monokuma

Jeez, a couple more minutes and I would’ve made a Body Discovery announcement!

Phoenix Wright

Ugh, my head hurts.

Agent J

What the hell just happened?

MissingNo.

I’m sorry… I really am…

*Agent J and Phoenix both look down at the table to see an unfinished plate of glitchy knishes.*
HOBaRT

I tried teachin’ MissingNo. how to make knishes, but somethin’ musta gone wrong.

Agent J

The hell you druggin’ our lunch for?

MissingNo.

I swear, it wasn’t intentional. I tried following HOBaRT’s directions but…

HOBaRT

C’mon, don’t beat y’self up, mate. Ya did the best ya could.

Phoenix Wright

Yeah and aside from the hallucinogenic aftertaste, these are honestly pretty good.

Agent J

Gotta agree with ya, man. These ain’t bad.

MissingNo.

Oh… well, thank you.

Monokuma

Are you gonna finish those? I’m famished!

*Monokuma takes a bite out of one of the knishes. Instead of fainting, however, his eyes open wide up.*
HOBaRT

Crikey, is that bear okay?!