Thursday
11:32 PM
4.386 Inches
A party is going on at the Gaylord. It is raining heavily outside.
Phoenix walks into the club.
Phoenix walks into the club.
Phoenix walks into the club.
Phoenix walks into the club.
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Phoenix approaches Agent J near the club entrance.
Phoenix Wright
I’m here to see MissingNo.
Agent J
Phoenix pulls out his ID.
MissingNo.
Phoenix Wright
MissingNo.
Agent J
MissingNo.
Phoenix walks in to the C L U B
HOBaRT
*Phoenix and Agent J regain consciousness in the Gaylord cafeteria. It is lunchtime, and Monokuma, HOBaRT and MissingNo. are surrounding them.*
OI, WAKE UP!
Monokuma
Jeez, a couple more minutes and I would’ve made a Body Discovery announcement!
Phoenix Wright
Ugh, my head hurts.
Agent J
What the hell just happened?
MissingNo.
*Agent J and Phoenix both look down at the table to see an unfinished plate of glitchy knishes.*
I’m sorry… I really am…
HOBaRT
I tried teachin’ MissingNo. how to make knishes, but somethin’ musta gone wrong.
Agent J
The hell you druggin’ our lunch for?
MissingNo.
I swear, it wasn’t intentional. I tried following HOBaRT’s directions but…
HOBaRT
C’mon, don’t beat y’self up, mate. Ya did the best ya could.
Phoenix Wright
Yeah and aside from the hallucinogenic aftertaste, these are honestly pretty good.
Agent J
Gotta agree with ya, man. These ain’t bad.
MissingNo.
Oh… well, thank you.
Monokuma
*Monokuma takes a bite out of one of the knishes. Instead of fainting, however, his eyes open wide up.*
Are you gonna finish those? I’m famished!
HOBaRT
Crikey, is that bear okay?!