Hi, what can I get for you today?
Hello! I would like one supersized Reese’s Cup McFlurry.
I’m sorry sir, we don’t sell Reese’s McFlurries.
What? But I bought one here last week!
I’m sorry but it’s not something we serve.
This is nutrageous! Get me your manager!
ice cream machine broke
Understandable, have a good day.
Burger, nuggets, nuggets, burger…
C’est pas vrai, tu ne vas pas me dire que ton casque est encore bloqué !
Non, c’est juste que je ne sais pas quoi prendre ! Burger, nuggets, nuggets, burger…
*Mr. Krabs is busy talking on his shellphone.*
Ahoy, Mr. Squidward! I’ve got a brand new idea that’s gonna reel in some serious wampum! These land-lubber burger joints seem ta be sellin’ plant burgers, and they’re bringin’ in profits like nobody’s business! New assignment for ya: find all the seaweed ya can find, and start makin’ patties outta it! We’ll call it, “The Impossible Patty”!
Where are ye gonna get the seaweed from? I think there’s a few patches of it in the back near the dumpster. Just give it ta SpongeBob, he’ll be able ta figure it out.
Unsanitary? Mr. Squidward, I worked on the S.S. Diarrhea, ya can’t tell me takin’ a bit of plants from outside isn’t safe. Make sure SpongeBob rinses it off before he uses it if yer so afraid of a few gerrrms.
No buts! When I get back from this here tournament, I wanna see the green from that green! So long, Mr. Squidward!
Otacon, do you read me?
Hey Snake, what’s up?
Big burger, Otacon. And a mouth-watering Egg McMuffin sandwich from the new all-day breakfast menu.
And Otacon. Always remember.
… Remember what?
I’m lovin’ it.
so, you come here often?
Not particularly, no.
yeah, me neither. i’m not a huge fan of the tea they serve but i love their burgers.
If you’re interested in a place with acceptable tea, could we not have gone somewhere else?
do you know how much work it is to get around when you don’t have any articulation? gotta go to the closest places possible if you want to actually get anywhere. god i envy your ball joints.
Milady, watch your language. Such talk is improper for a young woman such as yourself.
what? all i said was “ball joints”.
No, you said “God”.
ugh, whatever. this is the worst date i’ve ever been on. no wonder everyone in touhou is a lesbian. well, at least these burgers are okay.
Hmm… well, I know you like these hamburgers, but are you really sure you need ten of them?
hey, i’m not the one who paid. and they say chivalry is dead…
Bill, do you really have to have doughnuts at every meal?
Hey, these Donut Sticks are really good! Do you want one? I’ll share.
No thanks, I feel like a purple Pikmin just looking at them.
I’ll be right back.
Aww, what a pity! This is fast food, don’t complain about it, weirdo!
He’s right, Wario. Forgetting onions in a burger is terrible! How can this McDonald’s thing be Number 1 instead of Waluigi’s amazing Tacostand?
Well, I guess if they keep doin’ rookie mistakes like these in here, we’re-a-gonna win in your business game in no time! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me win again.
That’s like your seventh win in a row! Hee-how do you keep winning?
Snowman friend might win more if he learned large brain stuff like wavedash and did not just press the red button many times.
Says the demon who can’t even remember hee-s own name, ho! It’s these ancient controllers that’re keeping m-hee back, ho!
Hey kids. Is that Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo GameCube that you’re playing?
Ind-hee-d it is, ho!
Well, you might not be able to guess, but I’m actually a world-famous Smash Bros. player myself!
Good, mayb-hee you can beat this cheater, ho!
Me not cheat. Me honest.
Yeah right! Regg-hee, smash the hee-ho outta him!
Alrighty. Prepare to get your ass kicked, Butterfree!
Human is worst Smash player me has seen.
I said I was world-famous, I didn’t say I was good. I think I need to go find some hand sanitizer now though…
Me think me have some.
Me took it when me went to doctor.
Budd-hee, you’re supposed to take a pump of it, not the whole thing… You don’t even have an-hee hands, ho.
Me like the taste. Good on French fry.
Uhh… H-how much san-hee-tizer have you been eating, ho…
All of it.
I’d like to order a pepper burger for takeaway, please.
Ooooooh! I didn’t knew you were into spicy things!
Well, it’s for Maya. I promised her I’d bring her burgers to-
WHAT? THEY DON’T SELL SALMON HERE? THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! I’M OUT!
Elmo, come down! Your Happy Meal is getting cold!
Elmo doesn’t know how to get down, Jack!
Well how did you get up there in the first place?
Elmo used the stairs! … Elmo doesn’t know if they really are stairs…
Well, just use those “stairs” to come back down!
Elmo doesn’t know where the “stairs” are!
What about the slide?
Elmo doesn’t know where the slide is either!
Okay, Elmo, it looks like I’m just going to have to get you down myself.
Hakuko-san, Elmo-chan is trapped! I’m gonna go rescue him, da-don!
Wait a minute!
Oh hello Mr. Drum!
Don’t worry little oni, I’m here to get you da-down, da-don!
Don-chan, what’s wrong?
… I don’t know how to get down either, don…
Oh, gimme a break! *sigh* … Hakuko, do you know how much a taiko drum weighs?
Hehe, if I can carry him anywhere, I’m sure you can too!
HELLO, HUMAN! DO YOU SELL SPAGHETTI IN THIS PLACE?
Dude, where the fuck have you been? McDee hasn’t offered McSpaghetti in ages!
WHAT A BUMMER. AT LEAST I CAN STILL MAKE SPAGHETTI MYSELF AT HOME!
Better not regret it. Those could make you vomit on your sweater already. Like Mom’s-
C’mon, Bluster, we’re already eatin’ over there!
*LOUDER DECISIVE GROANS*
… Oh, okay, fine. Keep choosin’!
Eeeeeyuck! Those Banana Milkshakes taste absolutely horrible! How can anyone eat this garbage?
Hey Cranky, not everyone is lucky enough to live on Kongo Bongo Island! Give these city guys a break!
If I was manager, I’d tell my suppliers where to find good bananas around. These ones taste too dull!
Well, Cranky, this ain’t a banana place, it’s a burger place!
Ol’ Cranky has a point, though. This Banana Choc Muffin tastes weird…
Well, how ‘bout this instead?
Whoa, DK, where did you get those?
I brought some from my room in case you didn’t like the food here. C’mon, help yourselv-
What the- another monkey?
HUH! HEY, GET BACK HERE YOU TRICKSTER!
Oh man! Hey, DK, you alright?
Ouch… Hey, where did that monkey go? He stole my banana bunches!
Hey, hey! The monkey is under Elmo’s chair!
Oh no… Sorry, that might be me. Hey, buddy, come out.
I already told you not to steal food! I know you like bananas, but you need to ask if you want some!
Hehehe, maybe your monkey wants you to be friends with the other monkey, da-don!
I’m not a monkey, I’m an ape! But the lady’s right, these are my bananas. Please, give ‘em back to us!
… Huh. Okay, you can have one. But if you want more, you can come to our table and ask!
*sigh* My boy ain’t very good with negotiations…
[AGENT J. HAVE YOU TRIED THE NEW SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICH FROM MCDONALDS?]
Can’t say I have.
[ORDER ONE. YOU WON’T REGRET IT.]
Hey g, would you make me a sandwich?
Donald, someone is here who wants to see you.
♂ ASS ♂ WE ♂ CAN ♂