A Secret Meeting


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lmao bill wutz y dnt we invit u ur so cool

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o ok tim to get ths bread

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hmmmm how we gona talk if i don no where u r

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RECORDING 1: H-hello? My name… My name is Big Chungus…

It wasn’t supposed to go like this.

M-me and my friends. We called ourselves the Cool Meme Team. We were invited to Studio Gunner to talk with some fellas because… W-we were like.. We got rejected as a team for the tournament but then the-the… The community really ended up liking us and thought that we were the pinnacle of comedy! So they invited us here to talk about maybe possibly…. Fuck…

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MissingNo.

Its legendary abilities spoken of in hushed
tones on playgrounds all over the world, M
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ge̕ay҉ho g͏ ̡e͠a̷ýho g ͞eay̶ho ͟g e͡a̵yho̷ g eay̷ho ̧g͘ ͝e͢ąhy̶ho ͡g ea͏h̸y̨ho̢ ͞g̛ eahyho g̸e̛ ͞e̷a҉h͞y̨h̕o̕ gę ͜a͞e͜ahy̧ho͜ ̵g҉ḑe͟ ̶aȩah̢yh̕ò g҉d̨ ͝e ae̵ahyho̶ ͠g͜d́ e ae̢ąh͝y̧hoa̧ g͘d ̢e aea̶hyho̵a̴ g̨d ͘e͜n ͢a͢ȩd a͡hy̛hoa̧ ͠g͞d ͟ȩn͠ ̡a̸ed a͜hỳhoa gdr e̵n̸ a̶e̸d ̢ae̛ḩa̢y̢hoa͜ gdr̸d͠ ͝en aed ͠a͝eh̨ay ̢hơa gḑr̵d e̷n͝ ̵aed ̴aèht̴ay̕ hoa̛ ̕g̶d̸rdh̡ ̨èn̶ ͘a͘e͠d a̵ee͜ht͝a̵y ͜ho a gd̨rd͟h̕ e͝n ͞a͝ed͡s a̡e͞e̡h̢ta̢y͏ h̷o̕ a̴ ̴gd̀c͟ŕd̶h e͢n ̨aeḑs͘ ha͝é͜e҉h̕͘tea̛͏y̸ ̨h͘͡͞ò ́a̸ g͞d̷c̛͝r̛d̴d̷h̷̨ ̨͞e҉͝n͢͠ ͏a̧͟e͠d̡͡s͝ ̀͢͠h̵͢a̸͟e͠e̷̵͠h̨ưté̀҉aly h͡͡o ̢a͏͝ ̛̀g͝͠͝d͢͏́c̵̴r̡̧d̛͠de͜͜h̢ ̛eņ ͡͞a҉e͠͡ ̴d͝s͡ ҉͜h̵ae̵e̷̡h̵ų̴t̶̀e̢a̵l̵̷yf̷҉ ̴́h͠o ̴̧a̸ ̀g̵̶̛o͡ḑ҉c͢r҉̧́d̨͏d҉̡͝eh̛̛ ҉e͘n͞ ̡a͢͜ȩ͢r̸ ̵̛d̀͟͏s͝ ̵h҉ ͠a̷҉é̢҉e̵̡͘hú͘te̕a̡͜l̴ýf̨̢́ ̛h̨́o̴͢ ̨a̢̢ ͟͜m̧̨̛g̀͢o̷͢d͘͜c̷̢rd̵d͜o̴é͟h̡ ̸͝èņ͟ ̵a̸e͢͜r̸̴ ͏҉d̶rs̷͜͡ ̨̕ḩ̶ ͏áe̵̸eh͞u͏͘t͜e͡͡á̷̶l͘e̸͟y͝͠͠f̡͡ ҉̵ho̕ ͜a͢ ̢̕m͢g͏̧o̕͡d͢͞cr͢͢d̨d҉҉o̵͡e͢h͞ ̡è̶n a̡e̛͢r̸̢d͝ ́͠͏dè̸͢r̶̕s̷̶ ͜҉͝h a͏̶͜e͝ȩ͜͡h̨u̵̕t̵̢e͠a͏͜͡l̵͟e̷yf ̷h̀͞ơ ̶͢t̵͢͟a̷̴̧ m̴͡gó̷̡a̛d͟cr̸͞dḑ͢òe͝h̀͘ éņ̵i ̀͝a҉̸̨e͘҉r̨̛̕d̛ ̕͢ḑ̷́e͏l̷͠҉r̸s̕͢ ̡͠h̶͟ ae͝͝e̛h̡u̵͝t̵e̶a҉͜l̕e͢͜͠y̶f̡ ͠͏̶ş͜ḩ̷̕o̡҉ ̢ta͝ ́͜m͘gó̷͜a̴͝d̶͟çr̶͜d͏dòęh ̵̵͞ęn̶̨̢i̴̴͏ ͘a͝͝͝e҉͠rd͏ ͜d̡̀͡e̛͏lr̷s̵̸͝ ̸h͞ a҉̴̧e͘͜è͏h͘uţ̵̛e͠ą͏l̷͜e͢͝y̶f̡͠ ̸̧s̶̛ḩ̶o ta̢ ̡͏m̛g͞͏ò͞adcr͠d̢
d͘òe͏h̴͡ ̧͢͞e̸n̸͠i̛ ͟͏a̢̧͜e̛r̨d̢ d̸el̨͜rs͡ ͝h̴̨ ̷̷a͝e̢͡ehu͠t̸͝e̕a̕͞l̕e͢y͏f̸̶͡ şh́o̡͠ t̵a̶ ḿ͠ǵ̴òą́d͡c͟҉r̴͠d̀͡ d̷̛͜o͠è͡h̛ ̸en҉͞i ̵ae͢r͠d̶̴ ̵͡ḑ́͢el̷r̵̢s͘ ̷͘͜h̵̢̢ ̧͠͝a̸eé̕h̸u͞t̨e̛a̢͝l̢̡e͏y̛͘f̧͠ ̡s̶̡͝hǫ̶͟ ͜t̷a ͢m̶g̴ǫ̡͟ad̶̶c̨̡͜rd́̀ ̵̷̴d͏o͝e̶h ͘͏̧ę̶ņ͟i͏͝ ̵á͘e̕͞r̴d͝ ̀d̕̕e̷l҉̶rs͜ ͞h̸̀ ̸̨aee͘h̢̡͝u̢t̸̡ea̴l̵͞e͠y͠f̸͝ ͢͝sh̢̧ò͡ ̴͝ta͞ ͢͜m̵͘͘ǵ͜o͠a̕d̀͞c̷͏r͘d̵͘͡ ̸̴doé̕͠h̢̀͠ ̶e̶̛͟ni͝ ̵a͏e̡r͜d͡ ̧de̢͡ĺr҉s̢ ̶͜h ͠a̕͘͜e̡e̷͝h͡ut̡e̕͏a̷l͠e͝ý́f̴̸͡ ̨͡sh̛ơ̶ ̨́͘t̷a̛ ͏mg̨̀o̴̢a͠d̸͠c̸͜r̢d͟ ͞d̴͟o̢e̸h́͞ ͘͠é̢ni̕ ̶͞ae͟r҉d́ d͞͠el̕͘r̶͢ş̨ ͏h̨ ̴͘a̶e͡҉͝ȩ́h̨͞ųt̕͞͡e҉̨͟aļ̧ey͡f̨͏ ̡ś̢h̶̡ó̴͏ ̛͝t̷̢ą͡ ͏͏̸m͘g̵̴̵o̶̢͜ad̢͠cr͜͝d̷́ ̕doȩ̵͠h̵̡̀ ̛̕e͟n̷̕i͘͜͢ ͟a̡e͞r̀͢d̸͘͘ ̀͝d̶e͝l̡͞r̸̶s̵ ̸̷̧ḩ́ ̨a̶̢ȩ͜e̴̛h̷ùt͘e̢a͘͝le̶y̷͠f͠ ̷̷̛s͞ho͠͡͝ ̨̕͜t̸́̕à̢͠ m̶̶͝g͞͏͘o͢ą̶̛d̸̢crd̕͘ ͠ḑ̛͡o̵͘͟e͠h͞ ̛́͡e͏҉n̷i̵͜͝ ͞a͢er̵̕d̷́͡ ̧de͝l̴̢r͞s̷ ́h̨͘͞ ̷̢a͜e͠͝é͟h͟҉u̕͟t̴͘e̵͢a̧le̸͡͡yf͡ ̵̧s͏̧h̕o͠ ̴t҉a ͜͢m͝g̸̶̵o͡a͠͏̶d̴c͏ŕ̢d̨ ̸̨̛ḑ͜͜o̶͜͜eh̷̨ ̵͠è̷n͢i̵̧ ̧͜a̡e͘͟ŗ͝d ̀d̛el̶r͢҉s h ͘à̴̢ee̵h̢͘u͞t͞͞͝ea͡l͞҉̨e͠y͜͝f̡ ͡͏s̛h҉o ͝tą̛̛ ͘͜mg̢͜o͏a̛͠d̛cr̴d̛ ҉do͜e̷h ͞͏eǹi ̨͏a͟͡e҉r҉̀d̷̀͘ ̀͏d̷e̕ļ́r̸͢s ̢h̨ ͏a̸͠eȩh̨̢u̵͘t̶̕èa̷ļ̡͟eý͟f̶̡ ́̀sh̶͢o͞͡͠ t̨̡ą ̶m̸g͜o̴a͢d̷̀ç҉r͢d̵̀


No. is joining the SiIvaGunner King for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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aaaaaaaaaaaaa MissingNo. is
bringing into the tournament
the signature ŕzÂ(‚Hz■Éq it’s well
known for, and with no doubt will try
its very■best■ to to fly through the
bracket, soaking all
those who stand in its way
in the process!
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