The Party – Part 3


Guy‑Manuel de Homem‑Christo

Thomas, je les ai trouvé.

Thomas Bangalter

Parfait. Alright, everyone, are you ready?

Pharrell Williams

Follow us, but don’t make any noise!

Mariya Takeuchi

Understood!

MissingNo.

…What are we doing again?

Mariya Takeuchi

I’m not sure exactly, just follow along!

Hakuko

I’ll be as sneaky as a mouse!

DJ Professor K

The squid girls just started jammin’ on the decks, that’ll be easier!

Dr. Robotnik

So, may I finally know what this ridiculous charade is about?

Don-chan

Shhhh, da-don!

Nico Nico

(」・ω・)」うー!(/・ω・)/にゃー!

*The 10 contestants follow Guy-Man in the crowd, and approach the Jazz Cats, unaware. Then, suddenly…* Continue reading “The Party – Part 3”

The Party – Part 2


*Meanwhile, in the kitchen.*
HOBaRT

WRRRRRRRRRRR

HOBaRT

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HOBaRT

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRight! That’s the way!

HOBaRT

YOU SHOWED ME THE WAY.

HOBaRT

*clank clank clank clank clank clank*

HOBaRT

*CLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANK*

HOBaRT

Ha ha ha… blimey, I never thought it’d be this fun havin’ a mate to make the meals with. You’re a bloody goofball, you know?

HOBaRT

YEAH… THIS IS A LOT MORE FUN THAN I WAS EXPECTING.

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An Evening Between Girls


*The Gaylord Hotel’s night bar, before the semifinals. Mariya is sitting in a chair with a glass of wine.*
???

Hello, Ms. Mariya! May I join you?

*Mariya looks up and sees Hakuko.*
Mariya Takeuchi

Oh, hello! You’re the rhythm girl, aren’t you? I hear you’ve had a bit of a rocky path this tournament!

Hakuko

Haha, I suppose so! My name is Hakuko, nice to meet you!

Mariya Takeuchi

Hakuko? Such a lovely and fitting name for a girl all about rhythm!

Hakuko

Thank you, Ms. Mariya, you have a beautiful name too!

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Glitch Machine – Missingno, Daft Punk and Pharrell Interview

Guy‑Manuel de Homem‑Christo

Hé, Thomas, tu sais pourquoi Miaouss nous a donné rendez-vous à la cuisine pour l’interview ? Ce n’est pas le mixeur qu’on affronte…

Thomas Bangalter

Aucune idée. Je sais qu’on affronte ce MissingNo. dont tout le monde parle, mais je ne sais pas pourquoi il veut nous rencontrer à la cuisine… La meilleure chose à faire, c’est d’y aller, après on verra…

*The robots enter the kitchen.*
HOBaRT

WRRRRRRRR!

Thomas Bangalter

Hi, HOBaRT!

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HOBaRT Gets a Visitor


*HOBaRT lies in a hospital bed at the nearby HOBaRT maintenance center recovering from his recent battle. His metal casing is battered and warped. An IV pumps HOBaRT juice into his huge massive body.*

*A small plopping sound approaches. HOBaRT recognises it immediately.*
HOBaRT

wwkwrrkrr!!

*The door swings open to reveal Isabelle holding a neat bouquet of flowers.*
Isabelle

HOBaRT! Wow… you really did take a beating, huh?

HOBaRT

wrrkrrrr….

Isabelle

Well… I hope you don’t mind some company! I brought some flowers to lighten up the space. These maintenance factories can get awfully dull. There’s nothing like a little room decoration to brighten up your mood!

HOBaRT

wwkwrrrrrrrkrrrKKKK-K-K-Krrrrr-

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̸̢̢͙͖̠̯̲̺̲̬̺͓̟̲͕͖̀̇̍̒̅̌̃́̈́̄̈͐͘̚͜͠͝0̸͕̫̬̯̜̒͌̆1̷̢̛̲̤͈͙̲̪͎̲̭̰͉͎̫̇͗͂̀̃̇̄͐̉̉̌͜0̵͈̗̟͛̔̀̊̈́̾͂̄̓̇͛̇̓̐͗͘͝1̸̛̺̘͕͖̩̠͕͂̉̊͌͘͠1̵͍̰͈̞̙͇͙͎͈̏0̵̯̬̭̥̭͕̳̳͇̳͕̟̩̝͎͎̼̍̉̄̀́̓0̷̛̟̄̑̅̀̓̚̚1̶̧̡̯̣̙͇͚̼̠̜̬͓́͐̏͗̑͌͛͠ͅ ̷̝͚̭̩̰̈́͌̆̄̓̉̈́͂́͌̈̀͘͝0̷̡̧͚̱͖̱̙̫͕̳̳̪̣̯̟͂̊̀̌͛̽̈̈̍̚̚͠1̷̤͇͍̙̟͒͒̎͒̀͋̂̋̽̕̕0̷̟͈̙̑̂͂͆̈0̴̋̈́͜0̶̡̮͖̞̘̟̱̟͔̹́̃̏̌̿̇̓̇͌̈́1̵̨̯̟͙̥̼̙̳̻̇̈̀1̸̢̨̻̩̭̞̪͇͍̩̠̮̞͈͇̹̼̆͋̾̉͋0̷̡̩̪̳͍̣̑ ̵̨̝̟̹̦͉̥̎̌̂̓̄̀͐̅̅̎͑͘̕͘͜͠0̷̢̹̺͍̤͚̯͈̩͍͉̟̹̟͚̺̳̔̋1̷̯̫̪̰̪̠̼̰͉̲̪̼̹̀̄͜0̴̧̯̙̖̪̠̫̺̀̂̊̄̏̊̆̉͘1̷̡̨̻̩̙̬̥̙͍͈̆̅̿͜͜0̶̧̢̛͓̗͇͚̙͕̀̎̾̈́͆̑͘͜0̸̦͓͓̅̀̈̍̂͆̕̕1̸̳̥̝̺͚͗͌̄̄̐̈́̌̄̀̾́́̽̉̄͗͠0̸̨̭̮̤̞͛͌̑̓̕͠ ̵̛͕̖̖̘̪̆̆̅̈́͌͑̍̍́̉͂̅0̴̢̝̗̦̠͇̮̣͎͙̅͂̑̍̅̋̏͘͘1̴̢̛̮́̓͒̉͘͠0̶̡̛̛̥̗͔͔̮̱͖̭̿̊̓̏͆͘͜0̸̳̩̝̲͈̪͔̪̟̦̓̅͒̎̆͒͑̔̒͒͋̾͆͠͠1̴̬͖̣̼̭͇̬͂̋͌̈́̃̍́̆͗̚̚1̷̡̡̢̛̩͓̘̮͔̮́͒̂͒̐̆̊̂͗͗̇̕͜͝ͅ1̸͓̩͓̈̌̊̏͒̾́̿̍̿̍͘͠1̶̜̙̄̉ͅ ̴̧͕̲̜͎̫͍̹̤̙̻̙̭͇̮͂̀̈́̒͆̋͊͆̒̈́̈́́0̵̡͇̳̖͍͜͝1̸̨̢̛̥̤̹̩͕͍̰̘̇̔͌̈́̋̑̔̾̄́̌̃̍̚̕͜͝0̷̢̘̟͇̬͍̞̹͉͓͆͘0̵̖̦̪̯̻̎̏́̓̊͑̋͋̿͝1̶̛̙̘̮̯̠̭͓̟͈̾͋́͗̄̽͐̿̉͘͝͠1̶͙̗͆͌́̑̂͑̒͑͊̇͘͠0̶̡̧̨̧̨͎͙̘͕̫͈̟̺̘͓̈́́1̵̢̢̨̛̺͚̼̻̮̖͍̻̼̈́̀̽͊͗̍̿͗̈́̈́͘ ̵̢̛̱̬̣̺̪͙̝͎͓͙̓̿͌̄̈́̓̅́͛͘̕͠͠ͅ0̸͈̠̻̰̤̜͋ͅ1̵̛̗͉̰̼̝̪̆̈́̊̀̌̿̒͐̄͆̾̅̂͜͝0̵̰̺̺͇̰̭̥̖͈̘̹̰̍͋͑͌̅̿̑͑̕͜͝0̷̡̢̡̮̤̙̝̩̯̖̓̈́͛͆̐́͐̎̀̾̎͂̔̚1̴̢̬̥̖̺͍̱̝̦͕͖͙̜̫͐͌̋̏̑̎͗̂͌̽̔̑̔̉͜͜͝ͅ1̴̧̖͚͉̘̟̱̭͙̜͒͊̔͋̉̑͌͆̑͒̂̊͝ͅ0̵̟͈̥̠̦̮̲͎̗̜̺̳͖̺̦̰̐̄1̵͍̥̪̞̤̼̩͓͖̥̚ ̸̡̨̠̟͙̹͇̫͓̠̻̟͗̀̒̍͜͜0̴̠͎̰̤̃͠1̷̧̜͓͝0̴̗̹̲̇͗̅̄̇̄̅͐̄̈́͛͑͛͘̕͝0̵͈͉̟͚̯͎̜̅̀̈́͗̀̑̍͑͂́̔́̑͘͠͠0̶̨̢͚͎͎̼͎̜̻̗̜̘͍̮̿̓̂͗͂̇͛̌͒͛͝1̵̳̙̺̠̆̈̓̔̄͠0̷̢͎͙̰̠̺̲̉̓̈̍͗́̌͗̄̕͝1̶̣̜̜̫̗̦͌͑͋̂̀̌͑̍́͘̕͝
Meowth

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Unregistered HyperCam 2

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Meowth

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Meowth

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Unregistered HyperCam 2

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HOBaRT

Crikey, you two are incredibly voiceforus! Could you kindly lower ya output volume by a couple of decibels a shmign- what in the outback?!?!?!

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Lunch Break – “Weird Al” Yankovic Reinterview

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hey every1 were live from studio gunner cafeteria

Meowth

That’s right folks, behind us are where all of the competitors, guests, workers etc. have their lunch break.

Meowth

Now I SHOULD be on my lunch break right now, but thanks to the Wario Partners delaying their arrival, I’m behind schedule. Gotta make up for lost time by interviewing during lunch at the Gaylord Hotel Caféteria.

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