A Secret Meeting


*Unregistered HyperCam 2 is sitting on the pier outside of the Gaylord hotel looking over the Potomac river. It’s dusk – the sun is about to set. He is browsing YouTube.*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

lmao bill wutz y dnt we invit u ur so cool

*The video starts buffering. The page crashes. Then the browser crashes.*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

o ok tim to get ths bread

*Unregistered HyperCam 2 looks around. No one is there.*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

hmmmm how we gona talk if i don no where u r

Unregistered HyperCam 2

WHAT DO YOU WANT

Unregistered HyperCam 2

o lol ok this wrks. hi missingno wher r u

Unregistered HyperCam 2

ANSWER THE QUESTION

Unregistered HyperCam 2

wow ok seris time then. k 2 thngs. 1 why u keep hidng we like can never find u. 2, y u wanna lose so bad.

*Silence.*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

hey r u stil there

Unregistered HyperCam 2

ok gudddd̹͍d̯͞ḑd͈̭̮̠̯̖d͙̹d͕

Unregistered HyperCam 2

WE SHOULD NOT DO THIS

*Silence.* *Silence.*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

hey glithcybro com back

*Silence.*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

k look i get it if u don wana talk but we need to work ths out im worrid bout u

*Silence. A street lamp on the shore starts rapidly flickering. It spells out in binary: GO AWAY*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

hec no get out here

*Silence.*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

…wow ur a hard code to crackk. hmmmmm…

*Unregistered Hypercam 2 runs back to the shore and grabs a huge pile of rocks. He begins rapidly throwing them into the lake in all different directions. He sees one that bounces off the water as if it were concrete.*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

lmao i knew ud be in the heckin river. ok now come out or else im comin down there and tbh i donr realy want to get alll wet it wolud put me out of commision for a whlie so get up here

*The street lamp flashes: NO. WE CAN TALK LIKE THIS*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

im not tlkn w u through a street lamp dummy thats lame now get out of taht river b4 i drain it

*The street lamp flashes: YOU CAN DO THAT?*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

no lmao just get up here. plz

*Silence.*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

com on. its ok. no1 else is her

*Silence. Then he sees it: a horrid corruption of pixels, bones, and colors slowly crawls out of the water and climbs onto the pier.*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

ok finaly. hey there

Unregistered HyperCam 2

u ready to talk

MissingNo.

…what do you want?

Unregistered HyperCam 2

i wanna kno y this is the frs convrsation weve ever had face to face evn tho weve been here like a week now

*MissingNo’s pixels shift.*
MissingNo.

…you know the answer to that.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

…ok fair u dont wanna glitch noobdy but stil u takin the hiding thing relly far. like u r a profesional major legue hide an seek player u shld compete in a hide an seek toumanent nnext

*MissingNo…smiles?*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

lmao new i coudl make u smile :)

MissingNo.

How can you even tell?

Unregistered HyperCam 2

i hav an eye 4 thes sorts of thngs

*Unregistered HyperCam 2 points at his lens.*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

see? here it is. its cald “””smile vison”””””

Unregistered HyperCam 2

missingno do u kno y we invited u

Unregistered HyperCam 2

its bc ur cool an we thought ud be a rely cool an uniqe contestnt

MissingNo.

It’s not worth it.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

wahts not wrth it

MissingNo.

I’m too much trouble.

MissingNo.

D O Y O U W A N T T O D I E?

Unregistered HyperCam 2

ur not a murdrer bro ur js spoky

MissingNo.

I’m sorry I can’t help it…

Unregistered HyperCam 2

every1 has faluts

MissingNo.

When’s the last time you gave someone an hallucination of getting their eyes plucked out?

Unregistered HyperCam 2

dont recal. um how mch contrl do u hav ovr the spoopy stuff?

MissingNo.

…it gets worse when I’m nervous.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

well easier said then done but sonds lik we need to get u less nervos

Unregistered HyperCam 2

i hav an idea. u wanna make sm cold hard $$$cash$$???????

Unregistered HyperCam 2

ok 4 real th pay sux but y dont u work in the kitchn w HOBaRT? he gets back fromm th shop tomorrw

MissingNo.

Are you out of your mind? Everyone will be eating their own fingers for dinner.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

lmao if that hapns u can just like go on break and get a breath of fresh air rite

MissingNo.

…but HOBaRT is a machine… he’s more prone…

Unregistered HyperCam 2

HOBaRT is a profesional who i thnk can take on anythng. like srsly, hav you tried his cooking yet?

Unregistered HyperCam 2

he can make u whatevrs its awesomne. besides did u see how happpy he was when u gave him talkn powers he would do anythng to hav that again

MissingNo.

…I don’t know… won’t it be… mad… at me?

MissingNo.

…I mean… during round two I…

*Unregistered HyperCam2 thinks for a moment.*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

…u no if theres 1 thing abot this place thats suprised me its how supportve evry1 has been of each other. its not relly about winning or losng here. winng is like just frostng on the cake or smthn. its only king 4 a day, after alll. getting to run th channel 4 1 day is not the most glamerus thing ever. I can speak from experence. what realy maters is that we alll get 2 be here 2gethr an jus be ourselves. and aslo duke it out 2 cuz its fun :) its not jus anywher tha u can jus be urself and hav others acept u 4 it. so yeah, tbh, id be suprizd if HOBaRT was mad at u 4 u beating him so bad

Unregistered HyperCam 2

so how abot it? u wana help HOBaRT mak donuts n stuff?

MissingNo.

…I can’t

MissingNo.

I don’t have a W2.

Unregistered HyperCam 2

lmao do u realy think thats how things work arond here? u hav a lot of catching up 2 do.