Hey everyone! Welcome to another interview. Today we have The Jazz Cats and Jack Bros. over! Lemme ask you all how you’re feeling? You’ve won twice so far, that must feel pretty good, right?
I’m r-hee-lly surprised by how well we’re doing so far, ho! I could’ve never seen this coming!
Me not understand what you mean by “Won”.
U-uh… Y-you guys won 2 matches so far… Y’know… In the tournament?
Me not… Me not know what you mean, Shiny Coin.
0iq moth he is litrly drooling rn look at that
We’ll have the janitors clean that up…
I-i’ll catch him up to sp-hee-d, ho… You can talk with the cats first.
Uh… Alright then! Jazz Cats, how are you feeling?
hel0 spanakopita d1ngus!
Well, I for one am glad we beat that weird television. But is anyone really surprised?
I was fuckin’ surprised when it sprouted arms. Shit was weird as hell.
So what do you think about this upcoming match versus… well, them.
I think they’re pretty funky, so we might have to get creative.
Yeah! Even with The Lick, we might need to rely on a little more than the power of jazz this time around.
Hm? The Lick? Me can do that.
MMmmmm. Me taste… Suffering, sweat, slight umami flavor. Yes… Me like this. Me want more.
This means we friends now.
What the literal fuck is happening right now?
Please, Arceus, let us continue with this interview. L-let me see what other questions I have prepared for you, uhhh… How’s that collaboration coming along?
Collaboration? What collaboration?
Oh yeah, you were busy practicing, so I took care of it.
Oh, no, did you fucki—
Yes, it’s a tribute to Vulfpeck. I had to shoutout my boy Boary Wong.
I don’t hee-member working on a collaboration, ho?
Me help him.
Hee-HUH?! Why didn’t you tell m-hee about it, ho?
Me forget. Am very sorry, snowman friend.
P-please stop talking about the tongue stuff. I-I’m trying to block that out of my mind. Do any of you have something else you want to say?
We’ve been getting more and more support from the hee-mons at home! They all thought that w-hee couldn’t do it! But now more of them are starting to believe in us, ho! Thank you!
I also want to say something! Girls of the tournament, we’re open for business.
Yeah! Come get a taste of some real musicians. Catch ya later!
Uh, okay? Anyone else?
Yes. Me really like the taste of cat now. Me want to ask if me can maybe… eat you?
D-don’t run!! Food, no ruuuuunn!!
I-i hope that that wraps this interview up. I guess uhhhh keep an eye out for that collaboration! I’m going to wash my eyes now if you’ll excuse me.