Uhh, HyperCam? Where are the interviewees? I thought you said Mr. Notwoodman finally approved of them…?
uhhh i dunnoe
Psst, I thought I had to wait for your cue to come out?
neil ciciciregna intervirw waht!!11!1
I, uhh, that’s right! Today we have a special guest, Allstar- aka Neil Cicierega!
Glad to be here!
Glad to have you, Allstar. So, for our first question- what have you been up to around Studio Gunner? Rumor is you’ve caused quite some trouble for Mr. Notwoodman.
Ah yes! I do apologize- saving the area from cognitive corruption can cause quite a mess from time to time.
allstair questuin: did u invent mashupz
Oh- ah, uh haha sorry little guy but I don’t think that’s quite-
*giggle* You! You!
(Shh! No I didn’t, and you don’t come out until later!)
Hmm? Is that your fabled persona- the Lemon Demon?
What? No, it was nothing, ignore that. Speaking of him though-
LEMON DEMON- ITS TIME FOR SOME BUST-
Yeah yeah, feel good feel good and all that- you got your light show last time.
Impressive! So Lemon Demon, how are you?
Do you mean how am I or how am I?
Ah yeah, I’m aight. Glad to be here compared to another palace.
o yeh, how iz ur thing with ddd going neal?
I- uh, yeah about that! We are no longer pursuing Dedede, the shadows all have massive hammers so I wasn’t able to get far… but! It’s not over, because the Phantom Thieves of Hearts have grown in numbers- and our next target shall be none other than the greedy, corporate shill- Thanos!
(That’s your cue!)
Eyyy, it’s the kid.
Please welcome the newest Phantom Thief- Hatter!
Well this is quite the surprise! Looks like The Phantom Thieves isn’t a one-man band anymore! Now, “Hatter”, was it? Would you mind telling us how you and Neil here decided to join forces?
Hey, hands off bucko! I asked you a question!
Yeah, you’ll probably be better off with simple yes/no questions. The kid can get a little… distracted.
I see… well, in that case Neil, would you mind telling us how you two met up?
A true Phantom Thief never reveals all his secrets.
Sigh… I suppose that’s fair…
Moving on, you said that your next plan of action will be against none other than Thanos?
Of course! The man is corrupt with greed, wanting nothing more than to help Disney gain a monopoly on the film industry!
And after you cut your losses with both SiIvaGunner and Dedede, do you think you can beat Thanos?
Yes! We have great confidence in our abilities.
Okayyy, well- another question for Neil. How do you feel about your old creations after so long? Things like Potter Puppet Pals, Ultimate Showdown, BrodyQuest, etc.? It’d be interesting to hear the creator’s thoughts on his works, since they were integral to many of our audience members’ childhoods.
liek me :))
Ah, well I’m quite happy that I could make a lot of people smile by just doing my thing. If I’m honest, my real passion is just sorta making things, you know? This whole Phantom Thief gig might be fun, but it could never be more fun to me than simply fiddling around on a computer and entertaining myself. The bonus is that other people seem to like the stuff I make, so it all works out.
Well I think it’s bogus that some people still don’t know his damn name after all the divine shit he’s done.
Right, right… point still stands though.
question for short girl mario: can i ride in ur space ship l8r??
That ship is quite the sight. A bit too impressive actually… it sort of brings a lot of attention to us…
I just like kicking the roomba around.
Well then, looks like I’m out of questions. Any other comments from Studio Gunner’s very own Beta-Mix Phantom Thieves?
That’ll be all, Meowth.
(Wobbuffett, get the lights)
AAAUGH! MY EYES!
if i had eyes this woud probly be prety painful…
No, off! Turn them off!
Well, that sure was- oh, looks like they left already.
I don’t know HyperCam… doesn’t it seem like their bark is bigger than their bite? I mean, first Neil went after SiIvaGunner, then he gave up and went after King Dedede, now after yet another failure he and Hat Kid are going after Thanos.
shut up there cool!!!1
Sigh, I’m going to my room…