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What is KFAD?*Wario and Waluigi arrive at the conference room, noticing that nobody else has appeared yet.*
Eh?! What’s the deal here, I thought you said that meeting with those Nintendrones would be happening right now!
They should be here, I wrote down the meeting on this handkerchief!
See, it says “Meeting at Conference Room after KFAD win.”
Uhhhh…. Waluigi… how old is that note?
I’ve had it in my pocket since we came here, why are you asking?
I don’t think that this is that meeting Waluigi…
Weh? Then what losers are we meeting up with?!
It’s the-
THE INVESTORS?!
…Hello.
O-oh. Er, Hello Mr. King! W-we… we’re just running a bit late there with preparing the meeting! Please take a seat at your leisure.
…Typical.
You just sit there and get comfortable while we wait for the rest of them, your majesty!
I thought you said you cancelled the meeting with these bozos after we lost against that plastic girl!
WHAT?! You said that you would deal with it! How are they gonna take that we lost the tournament when they think we’ve won!
What’s the matter boys? Got something to tell us, hm?
OH IT’S YOU! WE’RE JUST DISCUSSING HOW WELL WE DID AND WHAT SHOULD BE THE TALKING POINTS OF OUR MEETING, THAT’S ALL!
EVERYTHING IS GREAT, PLEASE TAKE A SEAT AND WE’LL DEAL WITH YOU LATER.
Unprepared for us? That’s not very professional of you two, you’re supposed to be a legitimate business, aren’t you~?
Hey there big guy, you comfy down there~?
…Silence.
So a researcher, a robotics engineer, an archaeologist AND you’re a scientist too? My heavens, I didn’t know those two actually had so many connections in our community, especially someone as yourself.
I’m surprised too, those two don’t know a Megavitamin from a Flintstones vitamin, yet they know the great Dr. Crygor of Diamond City! Ohohohohoho!
Oh, wonderful! More of them! Anyone else we got coming today Wario? Maybe perhaps someone MORE NORMA-
WAH? THERE’S TREASURE HERE? SCREW THIS MEETING, I WANT WHATEVER’S IN THAT CHEST!
₮ØØ ฿₳Đ ɎØɄ ₣ØØⱠł₴Ⱨ ₥ØⱤ₮₳Ⱡ, ł₮ ł₴ JɄ₴₮ ł, ₮ⱧɆ ฿Ⱡ₳₵₭ JɆ₩ɆⱠ!
OH MY GOOOD! IT’S JUST ANOTHER INVESTOR!
₳₦Đ ₲ⱤɆɆ₮ł₦₲₴ ₮Ø ɎØɄ ₮ØØ, ₲ⱤɆɆĐɎ ₴₳₱.
Boys, you haven’t really told us about your wins yet? How does it feel to be that you’re gonna be kings! You’re about on the same level as shakey now.
…So they may be.
Why yes! I’m so excited to receive more funding for my scientific endeavors, and they’ll be more frequent too due to my new friendship with Scienstein here!
Of course, perhaps we could work a successor to Super MakerMatic 21 but for Wario games! Those Nintendo people you work with aren’t doing enough with us, so we oughta do it ourselves!
Well, you see…
We er…
Didn’t exactly…
They lost. And are out of the tournament.
WAH?
WEH?
You aren’t getting a single dime from those sickly grotesque scoundrels! They lost!
Is this true, Wario? You lost and you didn’t tell us?
Yes. We lost. The tournament was rigged I tell ya! Rigged!
ł ₴ⱧØɄⱠĐ ₮ɄⱤ₦ ₳ⱠⱠ ɎØɄⱤ ₮ⱤɆ₳₴ɄⱤɆ₴ ₳₦Đ ₴₮Ø₵₭₴ ł₦₮Ø ɆVłⱠ ₴₱łⱤł₮₴ ₣ØⱤ ₮Ⱨł₴ ØɄ₮Ɽ₳₲ɆØɄ₴ ₮ɄⱤ₦ Ø₣ ɆVɆ₦₮₴!
WAIT A MINUTE, YOU CHUMPS! We’ve been working on a different way to get your money back!
We have?
You have?
I mean, WE HAVE! TELL ‘EM WALUIGI!
As we lost, we had another plan up our sleeves! Merchandising! This event has a ton of traction yet nobody has been taking advantage of that, apart from us! We’ve got posters, cups, blankets, clocks, bedding, coasters and even more planned!
AND WE’VE EVEN SIGNED SOME OF THE GOODS SO WE CAN SELL ‘EM FOR STINKING HIGH PRICES! WAHAHAHAHAHA!
…Impressive.
I couldn’t agree more! Would’ve liked if you were more honest with us but no company nowadays is! Ohohoho!
If you need any help with printing on a mass-produced scale, I’m sure one of my inventions can help!
ɎØɄⱤ ₮ⱤɆ₳₴ɄⱤɆ₴ ₳ⱤɆ ₴₳₣Ɇ… ₣ØⱤ ₦Ø₩. ĐØ ₦Ø₮ Đł₴₳₱₱Øł₦₮ Ʉ₴.
I don’t like being lied to, but I like this idea. However I will be taking some “Insurance” in case you do fail.
HEY, GIVE BOTH OF MY WALLETS BACK!
YOUR WALLETS?! THOSE ARE BOTH MINE!
Can you conglomeration of intellectual constipation stop this constant kerfuffling! You have work to do.
We already said we would get your money back so why don’t you scram so we can get started.
Boys. I’ll give you 7 grand right now if you take off your helmets.
OWIE!
Ouch! You hurt me too this time! Their heads are harder than cinder blocks.
There, now you only owe me thirty-one million nine hundred ninety-three thousand AND one Wario: Master of Disguise Album. Hope you have a less… rough meeting with the others.
Oh, hello there, are you here for our meeting? I’ve never seen you before, are you a new Nintendo character?
Who am I? WHO AM I? I’ve never been so offended in my life! I was literally just in Smash Brothers!
Oh, you must’ve been a spirit! Sorry for not knowing you, Galeem imprisoned a lot of people, even including the most insignificant creatures!
Enough. Go talk to those Wario weirdos and leave me be! You’ll see me again soon enough in one of your beloved games! Mark my words.
What an odd fellow! I liked his hat though.