JET! SET! RADIOOOOO! – DJ Professor K Interview

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helo everyoen! 2day, we have anothr speshal interveiw just for yuo!!!

Meowth

That’s right! Please welcome the beat-bumpin’, sound-spittin’ master of mayhem himself, DJ Professor K!

DJ Professor K

In the flesh! Thanks for havin’ me here, cool cat!

Meowth

My pleasure! How are you feeling today?

DJ Professor K

So far, I’m just vibin’ out! The air around here is fresh and charged with passion. Seein’ those young punks jumpin’ around and enjoying their creative freedom brings back memories of the bustling streets of Tokyo-to. It’s been a real treat to jam out and share that passion with so many fierce opponents, y’know what I’m sayin’?

Meowth

Oh, totally! It must be a real thrill seeing all these talented contenders butt heads out there! Are you worried about getting your head back in the game?

DJ Professor K

Well, not with this rickety old body. I’ve certainly looked better, that’s for sure. Hahaha! While these bones may be gettin’ old, my beats are ALWAYS fresh. Anyone who tries to step up to me must be out of their minds to expect anything less!

Meowth

Ey, be nice, Hypercam!

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me likey the boom boom…

Meowth

That last part reminds me, is everything alright health-wise? For a geezer like yourself, you’ve certainly aged well!

DJ Professor K

I appreciate it, son. You’d better believe I’m not gonna let those thoughts get in the way of my groove. I don’t like lookin’ to the future as much as I like focusin’ on the now. That said, my only hope is that my legacy will carry on for future generations of fresh, young folk to follow in my footsteps. Until then, I’m just gonna ride it out, jammin’ ’till my very last breath, ya hear?

Meowth

Inspiring! After taking such a hard loss during the first tournament, I’d figured you’d find it hard to keep this kind of motivation going! What’s your secret?

DJ Professor K

As cliche as it sounds, the secret’s in the music, son. Music’s what gets the blood pumpin’ in those young souls out there. It’s a universal force in our hearts that drives all of us to keep goin’ at it and never stop! For as long as I’m still standing, I’m gonna fight to keep that message going, to inspire the young, rebellious spirit inside all of us, no matter what comes in my way.

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wwow…. thats deep :O

DJ Professor K

For real though, a true public figure doesn’t give up when he’s down. As the longtime host of Jet Set Radio, I’d be doing a huge disservice to all the fans out there if I threw in the towel after my first loss. A decision like that would go against everything the station stands for. Rest assured, you ain’t gotta worry ’bout that, because I ain’t goin’ anywhere.

Meowth

Wise words. Seems like you’ve got your head in the right place this time around! That’s all the time we’ve got, but we’re wishin’ you luck in your upcoming matches!

DJ Professor K

All good, my funky feline! It’s been a pleasure. On one final note, I’d like to announce that I’ll be broadcastin’ my brand new jams to the station you all know and love, so for those of you back home who want to listen to the highest-quality beats straight from the source, you’d better tune in to JET SET RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

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Meowth

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