Poison Jam vs Rapid 99

DJ Professor K

Alright folks, time to cut to commercial. Hey, even a pirate radio station needs to make money somehow! We’ll be right back!

DJ Professor K

I’ght y’all! Mic’s off- hm?

*K checks a buzz coming from his pocket, taking out an old flip-phone and checking it*

DJ Professor K

Aw nice, hey Corn! Be on the lookout for me, we got another gang that’s aboudda be here.

Corn

Sounds good to me.

Voxxle

…So, as I was saying before K went to the mic, Poison Jam is not just simply a group of nobodies. We have a strong belief in ourselves; we’re nobodies and we own it. Every single member has been discarded by the world, shunned from the streets of Tokyo-To for one reason or another, and together we form a bond stronger than that of any other ga-

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The Polka Parodist Pops In!

DJ Professor K

JET SET RADIOOOO! This is DJ Professor K, and my man “Weird Al” Yankovic just came by the studio. Welcome to the studio, brother!

Thanks, glad to be here! Y’know, this studio reminds me of my days working on channel 62.

DJ Professor K

So Al, where’ve ya been since the tournament ended?

Oh y’know, around. I decided to visit some of the places that the contestants were from: Sesame Street, Kongo Bongo, Barkley’s College of Slam, you name it! Though I’ve gotta say, none of ‘em were as memorable as Albuquerque.

DJ Professor K

Damn, not even our own Tokyo-to?

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A Special Visit

DJ Professor K

HEY! I KNOW you ain’t asleep! You can sleep any other day, but not during these beats! JET SET RADIOOOOO!

DJ Professor K

…Ight, mic’s off! Y’all can get back to chatting.

Beat

Yoohoo! I love this track, cut it up!

Gum

Oh knock it off, hairball. We’ve cut it up for the past 12 tracks! We’re gonna run out of boom AND hearing before the day’s even over!

The beat gets a little more into it, and it clicks in Gum’s head what song is on.

Gum

…shiiiieeeet, this track? Never mind, max it the funk out, K!

DJ Professor K

Ha-ha! You got it G!

*Thud Thud*

Something is hitting the entrance door.

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Stop Playing Mind Games

DJ Doctor K

Yo pops, you’ve been running this stream for a while now. You sure you don’t need a break?

DJ Professor K

I’ve been running a 24/7 radio station for years, this channel ain’t nothing different!

DJ Doctor K

You say that, but being awake for this long could most likely cause your mind to play games with you. If you need a quick nap, just let me know.

DJ Professor K

World’s best doctor or not, I just need a quick drink and I should be good to go for the next day and a half!

*DJ Professor K reaches under his desk to reveal a mini-fridge. He pulls out an enormous glass jug of lemonade.* Continue reading “Stop Playing Mind Games”

MOAR FLAIR

DJ Professor K

JET SET RADIOOOO! Ha ha! Comin’ right back at ya live with my man, er, penguin friend, King Dedede!

King Dedede

Well, ya know, it was getting pretty stuffy in my ship. Escargoon, put “Get a bigger ship” on the To-Do List.

Escargoon

Yes, your Majesty.

DJ Professor K

No need to worry ‘bout that! There’s plenty of room here in the good ol’ JSR HQ for you and your snail friend.

Escargoon

It is very nice to be here.

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JET SET RADIO!

DJ Professor K

Hey hey, how you rudies doin’ out there?! Y’all tuning in or WHAT? This is your King for a Day, DJ Professor K!

DJ Professor K

I got my kid doin’ her thing on here today, but did you really think I’d let her take all the fun here on the MOJO? The big K’s got some miiighty fine posts cooking up just for you, so keep those eyes peeled, suckas!

DJ Professor K

But hey, while I got you here, lemme show you around the place!

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DJ Doctor K Presents: Jet Set Sona x King for Another Day

DJ Doctor K

Rev up those engines and get ready to ride, it’s JET SET RADIO! Here with the tunes with more twists and turns than the Kira case!

DJ Doctor K

I’m DJ Doctor K, and my ol’ man let me come out here to help him with his big day as the king! While we’re dealing out these funky tunes, I thought I could come out here to the side to have a special little event for y’all.

Artwork by Coach (@CoachArt_)

Jet Set Sona Challenge and DJ Doctor K created by Kainonaut (@KAINONAUT)

DJ Doctor K

I wanna see your style! Get out there and create something, pick up your pens and hit me with something stronger than a barrage of ora oras! Make some fan art of Jet Set Radio, King for Another Day, or both! You might just get shown off on this very page. That’s right, for the entirety of the 24 Hour Live Stream, I’ll be showing off some posts from you peeps, so keep your eyes peeled for any updates down below!

DJ Doctor K

Want to show off your art? Just post it to twitter and slap on the hashtag #JSSxKfAD! You will be credited with your handle and a link to the post if shown on the Mojo. I recommend putting your creds on the image, too!

DJ Doctor K

That’s all! Get out there and get drawin’, let me see what you got!

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The Party – Part 3


Guy‑Manuel de Homem‑Christo

Thomas, je les ai trouvés.

Thomas Bangalter

Parfait. Alright, everyone, are you ready?

Pharrell Williams

Follow us, but don’t make any noise!

Mariya Takeuchi

Understood!

MissingNo.

…What are we doing again?

Mariya Takeuchi

I’m not sure exactly, just follow along!

Hakuko

I’ll be as sneaky as a mouse!

DJ Professor K

The squid girls just started jammin’ on the decks, that’ll be easier!

Dr. Robotnik

So, may I finally know what this ridiculous charade is about?

Don-chan

Shhhh, da-don!

Nico Nico

(」・ω・)」うー!(/・ω・)/にゃー!

*The 10 contestants follow Guy-Man in the crowd, and approach the Jazz Cats, unaware. Then, suddenly…* Continue reading “The Party – Part 3”

The Party – Part 1


*On top of the roof at the Gaylord Hotel which has been decked out with a dancefloor, bar, and multiple places to lounge. Almost all of the contestants and a few guests are standing in front of an empty stage.*
Adam Levine

So, the hell are we standing around here for again?

Geno

Meowth requested all of us to be here Mr. Levine, don’t you remember?

Adam Levine

Oh yeah… well, the cat better hurry the hell up. I’m freezing up here.

Pharrell Williams

Hey, don’t worry Adam. I bet that cat’s getting everything in order, he’ll be out soon!

Pitbull

Excuse me, Mr. Williams… Is it just me, or do your team members appear to be missing?

Pharrell Williams

Oh yeah, they seem to have vanished… where did they go?

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What Nintendidn’t


*A conference room in the Gaylord Hotel, before the semifinals.*
Bill Trinen

Alright everyone, Reggie will be here any second!

Wario

Waaaaaah, we already waited here long enough! You still have any donuts for the wait, stinky?

Geno

I do not think it is wise to ask this question to Mr. Trinen. It may lead to another circular argument.

Bill Trinen

Thank you, Geno, but I’ll let it slide for this one. Besides, you already ate them all, Wario.

Wario

WHAAAAAT?

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