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What is KFAD?hi evryone. it iz me, uh2, ur host. 2day we will b doing a check up with dr. piccolo. i hope i am ok.
I’m sure you’re ok HyperCam, we aren’t actually here to get a check-up, we’re fine! This is just a nice little interview, is all! So let’s get started! Dr. Piccolo, I heard about your friend, Goku, and his unfortunate case of Ligma. How do you feel about it? How do you plan on winning the tournament to cure him?
While Goku can be a little imbecile, he is also a good friend. Without him, Earth would’ve been blown to bits by now. Fuck you, Cell! I’m going to kick everyone of these contestants asses no matter what it takes!…Then I’ll treat them in my office later with my doses, daily.
Jee, I’m so sorry Dr. Piccolo…that must be really tough. Goku really has done a lot for everyone, it must be really important that you win, huh?
Damn right it is. (Hey Piccolo, nice interview you got here! Mind if I join in?) SHUT THE FUCK UP NAIL! THIS IS MY INTERVIEW!
…Who? Who are you talking to?
Jesus christ…ok FINE. Meet Nail, he’s someone I found who was nearly dead before I fused with him. (Sup.) Now he is in my head, sometimes…I regret it. I also fused with another, a god, his name is Kami. (Good evening, Piccolo.)
Holy Arceus, what a twist! Dr. Piccolo is more than he appears to be! This is incredible!
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Please don’t bother with them, let’s just make this quick and act like they aren’t there. Got it?!
Uh, ok then! Would’ve made for some great questions but I suppose that can wait. Dr. Piccolo, what do ya’ think of your opponent, Thanos?
That purple bastard just looks like King Cold without his armor. However…if I were to fuse with this thing, not only would I complete the true form of the daily dose, but he could snap at least one of the voices in my head. (I heard that!) YOU BETTER HAVE!
So even though you already have two voices in your head you want another just to complete a form? That’s a lot of dedication! Very honorable move. So tell me, what is this whole “Daily Dose”? Why is it so important to you?
Me and Vegeta made it together. Vegeta was telling me how badass it would be if I fused with him. I told him that was literally impossible, you idiot. Then he said, “No not THAT kind of fuse! You know what I mean!”. Right then and there, I knew what he meant. After a lot of work, we did it. We created the medicine that could save the entire universe, the daily dose. I will use that same fusing procedure for all my patients for as long as I live, no matter what it takes.
That’s quite the backstory doc! You and Vegeta must be so proud! But one thing seems to be confusing me, what kind of “fusing” DID Vegeta mean?
What, do you think I’ll just GIVE that shit to you? Great power must be kept sacred! No one saw what happened on that rocky platform, and no one ever will. (Dude…we both saw what happened) (Piccolo that was a rather inappropriate tactic.) BOTH OF YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH! IT WAS FOR OUR OWN GOOD AND YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IT!
Whatever happened there must’ve been really serious, I’ll not bother asking about that again, doc. So tell me, have you had any interesting patients while you were in this tournament?
Yes, I have. There is this tiny monster and this…insect…that came into my office. This little monster tells me his friend got hit in the face with a sign out of all things, and that I needed to treat him with “Medicine x1”. Once I saw that damn freak, my heart dropped. Could it be? Could it have been Cell? Is he going to drink my fucking arm again!? I still don’t know if whatever this monster of a creature really is Cell, but I treated him anyway. That freak of nature tried stealing most of my medicine, shrieking like a little bitch, while his little monster friend just sat there like the fat ass he is and laughed chaotically. Now I’m worried that insect has regeneration powers.
That’s quite the encounter you had! Rather rude of them, but thank Arceus you didn’t hurt them out of fear. That would’ve been really bad for the tourna-
Will you promise that you will tell me if that thing starts evolving? Gohan would gladly tear that thing into absolute shreds.
T-that’s not very necessary, I swear that isn’t this “Cell” you’re talking about! (We already have an injured contestant, please don’t let there be another…)
I think I should be heading back to my office soon, I have lots of doses to prepare. (Yeah, doses up the a-) NAAAAILLLLLLL!
Before you go, any specific words of support from your fans that you would like to share?
Uhhh…nope no rea-(YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YOU CAN WIN! YOU FEEL GREAT! YOU. CAN. DO. THIS!) Screw off…
piccolo tim 4 final qustion. am i ok. i ned to tell every1 if im ok on my chanel.
…Is this some kind of joke? YOU’RE A DAMN CAMERA!…FINE! Whatever, I guess I’ll give you an eye quality examination. Better make this quick!
Alright, what is this letter?
Uh…how about this one?
Letters! They’re DAMN letters! LISTEN! Let’s start this shit over…what does this say?
I diagnose you with 144p camera quality. Interview over! I’m late for an appointment because of this shit! TELL THAT FREAK OF NATURE I’M GETTING GOHAN LATER!
thanks doc :)
NO WAIT! WAIT!… And he’s gone. Hope you guys enjoyed this interview! Now if you excuse me I got to put the Jack Bros. under mass security…WOBBUFFET!
if you liek this interveiw subsribe for more, btw i am ok. cya nxt time