*On top of the roof at the Gaylord Hotel which has been decked out with a dancefloor, bar, and multiple places to lounge. Almost all of the contestants and a few guests are standing in front of an empty stage.*
I can’t believe it. After all this damn work, all this time with my medical degree, and yet I fucking lost to a literal virus! How am I gonna tell Goku that I failed him? If a daily dose can’t cure him, what could?! THIS IS BULLSHIT! Kami, Nail, I know you don’t want to interrupt this, but could you at least give me some advice, I have no idea what to do here! (Sorry man, I really don’t know what to say.) (You will have the find that answer yourself, Piccolo.) GOD DAMNIT, WHERE?!?! WHERE COULD I POSSIBLY FI-
*The heart monitor in Piccolo’s office starts frantically beeping.*
Oh no, you’re not getting away this time. I spent a decade studying medicine just to be upstaged by some idiot in a bathrobe? Well I’m going to put that degree to use. I know exactly how the human body is constructed, and I know how to take it apart piece by piece! SAY GOODBYE, MR. SATAN!
Uh, they go by Dr. Piccolo, HyperCam…but that’s right! Earlier in the first round, we held an interview with Dr. Piccolo. And after a swift victory in the first round, he’s decided to join us again for a round 2 interview! Only…he seems to be running a little lat-do you hear something?
*The door to the interview room is kicked clean off of its hinges and slams into the wall opposite. Where the door once stood stands a slightly sweaty, middle-aged man with an afro.*
I’m sure you’re ok HyperCam, we aren’t actually here to get a check-up, we’re fine! This is just a nice little interview, is all! So let’s get started! Dr. Piccolo, I heard about your friend, Goku, and his unfortunate case of Ligma. How do you feel about it? How do you plan on winning the tournament to cure him?
While Goku can be a little imbecile, he is also a good friend. Without him, Earth would’ve been blown to bits by now. Fuck you, Cell! I’m going to kick everyone of these contestants asses no matter what it takes!…Then I’ll treat them in my office later with my doses, daily.