Brought to you by HETAP – Dr. Piccolo Interview 2

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hai every1. last tiem on dragn balls z we had a spicy intervew with teh figting piccol0 team

Meowth

Uh, they go by Dr. Piccolo, HyperCam…but that’s right! Earlier in the first round, we held an interview with Dr. Piccolo. And after a swift victory in the first round, he’s decided to join us again for a round 2 interview! Only…he seems to be running a little lat-do you hear something?

*The door to the interview room is kicked clean off of its hinges and slams into the wall opposite. Where the door once stood stands a slightly sweaty, middle-aged man with an afro.*
Mr. Satan

Gwahaha! Forgive me for the property damage, but the fans do like a big entrance!

Meowth

W-What the heck?! Who the hell is this guy?!?

Unregistered HyperCam 2

meowh wat does teh sc0oter say about his powar levl

Mr. Satan

Pardon my fashionable lateness, but let’s get this interview done quick, kitty. I do have a tournament to be winning, after all! Oh, and make sure that camera gets my good side.

Meowth

You come in here and kick the door off its hinges, and now you think we’re gonna interview you? Talk about being most unkind; who even are you?! We have an interview scheduled with Piccolo, so get outta here!

Mr. Satan

What, that jolly green jerk? That quack’s outta here! Management heard the cries of all the fans out there, and what the fans wanted was the WORLD CHAMP! And as such, they got yours truly to be Big Green’s replacement!

Meowth

I never heard anything about that…management really does never tell us anything, I guess. Well, care to give us a brief introduction for the fans who aren’t familiar with you?

Unregistered HyperCam 2

r u as strong as chuck norris l0l

Mr. Satan

I’m stronger than anyone on this planet, lil’ gizmo! The name’s Mr. Satan, the People’s Champ, Savior of Earth, destroyer of Cell! And when I heard about this tournament, I knew I had to get in and show these pipsqueaks how becoming a King is REALLY done!

Meowth

I see! And have the sources for your takeover been changed after you replaced Mr. Piccolo?

Mr. Satan

My what for who now?

Meowth

Not another one…well, Mr. Satan, do you have any thoughts to share on Piccolo’s previous match against Thanos?

Mr. Satan

That oversized prune? He couldn’t fight a cold! Ol’ Pickle-O might have gotten lucky and scraped out a win, but I could fight that chump with both arms and both legs tied behind my back! Why, even that Super Saiyan God with the sunglasses couldn’t hold a candle to my feats! My power is maximum!

Unregistered HyperCam 2

mr stan h0w to get god mode hax like u

Mr. Satan

For a yung’n like yourself, I’ll tell you how you can get as strong as me; with pushups, situps, and plenty of juice!

Meowth

Wow! That’s quite an…easy workout plan for someone who goes by “Savior of the Earth”. Last question before we go, how do you feel about your upcoming match with S-Hey, what the heck?

Dr. Piccolo

Ugh. Sorry for being late, I had some important…medical work to attend do.

Meowth

Dr. Piccolo? But your replacement did the interview!

Dr. Piccolo

What the hell are you talking about? I never got a replacement.

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dun dun duuuuun :O

Mr. Satan

W-Well! Gizmo, Kitty, thank you for having me, but I guess we’re all outta time! I do have a busy schedule, and you can’t become king by sitting on your butt all day, gwahaha! nowifyou’llexcuseme

Dr. Piccolo

Oh HELL no, you’re not going anywhere! GET your ass back here!

Meowth

Well, there you have it! Be sure to stay tuned for the next match betwe-please do NOT destroy studio property! That’s the only chair we have! SECURITY!

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