A Rotten Day To Get Money For Nothing – Wario Partners, LLP Reinterview



*Wario and Waluigi burst into the interview cackling; HyperCam and Meowth are extremely confused by this.*
Wario

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Waluigi

WEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

Meowth

Oh, so there you two are! Your interview was scheduled for almost 45 minutes ago, what kept you so long?

Unregistered HyperCam 2

yeh, bit dizrespektful 2 kep us waitin liek th-

*HyperCam is interrupted by another round of Wario’s laughter.*
Wario

WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Unregistered HyperCam 2

whts so funnie? Did u c teh mixer?

*Waluigi has tears in his eyes from how hard he’s laughing.*
Waluigi

Weheheheh, we-we heard that loser on the phone calling his “momma” telling her that he lost his first round against us! WEHEHEHEHEHE!

Wario

WAHAHAHA, yeah! You should’ve been there! It was hilarious!

Meowth

That’s very unsportsmanlike of you! You should respect the effort Johnny put in, he only lost by 56%!

Wario

Who cares? All that matters is we won, he lost! We’re gonna CREAM the competition and win that prize money!

Unregistered HyperCam 2

lol wut thers no prize mon-

*Weird Al casually strolls into the room, looking quite confused.*

Uh…Hey guys, I thought it was time for my interview, did I get it wrong? I didn’t know that it was lean bean and grapefruit diet’s right now, do you want me to wait outside or…

*Meowth looks shocked.*
Meowth

OH! I’m sorry Mr. Yankovic, we ran into a delay due to Wario Partners LLP’s…time mismanagement. We’ll reschedule you for later, I promise.

Waluigi

HEY, WARIO! See that guy in the that thrillin’ jacket?! That’s who we’re facing in this round! Why’s he HERE interrupting OUR interview?!?

Wario

EH?

*Wario turns to face Weird Al, fist shaking.*
Wario

WHAT’S THE BIG IDEA, BUB? TRYING TO RUIN OUR FABULOUS INTERVIEW WITH YOUR-

Unregistered HyperCam 2

wario hsuh plz, keep hte f1ghhting to de battlefeld

Meowth

I’m really sorry about this but could you leave before anything gets ugly, Mr. Weird?

Alright fine, I’ll leave if you’re so annoyed with me being here! I wonder if being real jerks is in your mission statement. I’ll remember this! Blow, fatty!

*Weird Al Summons [BEAT IT] to open the door for him whilst posing.*
「BEAT IT」

HEE HEE!

Waluigi

What a showoff.

*They both leave the room; Count Cannoli enters the scene.*
Count Cannoli

Was that Weird Al I passed by? Damn, I missed my chance to get an autograph; I thought they would still be doing his interview.

Meowth

Well…you’re not wrong, it was supposed to be! But your lovely business duo was half an hour late, so we have to reschedule him for later.

Count Cannoli

‪You two are a pair of precariously promiscuous loafers, you know that?

Unregistered HyperCam 2

did u eat a tyrannosaurus tis monring?

Meowth

It’s “thesaurus”, Cam.

Wario

Well maybe if you coughed up more cash for us, we’d have more of an incentive to try harder.

Waluigi

You should give us more cash after that win! We did all that without any effort!

*Cannoli takes off his hat, rummages around in it, and pulls out his trusty cane Goodstyle. He then proceeds to bonk Wario and Waluigi over the head with it. The partners both whine.*
Goodstyle

Cannoli, can you please stop doing that? You might hurt someone, like me!

Wario

Ouch! What was that for?

Count Cannoli

You two are a business. You fought a single individual who can’t take his eyes off his mirror. If you lost against him, I would have taken away my investment from your so-called “company”! And you better win against Al too. His net-worth might be 16 million, but you’ll be owing me double that if you fail!

Meowth

Did you come in just to berate the both of them?

*Meowth sighs heavily, muttering under his breath.*
Meowth

(This has to be the worst one yet, well apart from studio being nearly demolished…)

Unregistered HyperCam 2

o yea that wuz so mch fun pew pew lol.

Meowth

Joins us next time, when we HOPEFULLY have a normal and pleasant interview with these two conniving conmen…which is extremely unlikely now that I think about it. Anything to add, boys?

Waluigi

…Cannoli’s never asked for our autographs…