omg im so pumpd rite now
Huh? Is something the matter, Hypercam?
ye, wer gona intrviw robonik, teh pingas mastr! i kno him a lot, i used 2 wtch his vidoes all th tiem!!1!
An old-timer, huh? Glad you’re looking forward to this interview as much as I a- wait, what are those noises?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THE FLYING FURRY DEACTIVATED THE TRAP FOR THAT BLASTED HEDGEHOG? DID YOU DUMBBOTS FORGET TO SET UP THE ANTI-AIR DEFENSES? YOU ARE NOTHING BUT NI-
Whoa, you can’t say that!
WHAT DO YOU WANT? THEY ARE NOTHING BUT NINCOMBOTS!
tht wuz a niec walrusgai refernce thr, meowt!
Wait, what walrus are you talking about, Hypercam? I am SO confused right now.
Sorry for the interruption, metal scraps. But GET BACK TO THE TRAPS AND MAKE SURE THEY WORK NEXT TIME! OVER!
Alright, you two buffoons entering by effraction in my room better have a good justification for it.
wer her 2 maek teh intrview!
Wait a second, I know these words on your visor! “Unregistered HyperCam 2″… Ahhh… I feel a sudden surge of nostalgic happiness!
hehe piness, even if PIGNAS is better :))))
Let’s not get carried away, we don’t have much time. Dr. Ivo Robotnik, you are representing the music for Sonic games but also classic-style YT-
You mean Robotnik games! After all, these are MY games, and I have been trying to get that heinous hedgehog since the very beginning!
hehe peinous :)))))
R-right. But why did you enter the tournament? Sonic is not even a contestant!
Oh, but catching that hedgehog is not my only goal, you see. I also want to conquer all of Mobius, and winning this tournament and taking over this channel and all of its resources will allow me to do exactly that!
So your sources will help you reach that goal?
Of course! My genius intellect predicts that much of your audience is blinded with nostalgia, so bringing back some good classic YouTube Poop material was an obvious ploy. I also learned that some string beans like mean beans around here, so I brought them along as well.
…wait a second, aren’t those Puyos? After all, Puyo Puyo is also on your ref-
This is not a Puyo, don’t call it a Puyo! These are mean beans coming straight out of my machine!
Well, it’s true your list includes Mean Bean Machine… Doctor, your first opponent is Eugene Krabs of Bikini Bottom fame. What do you think of him?
All that greedy fool thinks about is money, so it will be quite simple for me to trick him into-
May I remind you that bribing opponents is against the rules of this tournament.
How DARE you invade my BEAUTIFUL HEAD, money grabber? That was such a fiendish plan from my genial brain!
hehe piendish :))))
Hypercam, don’t disturb our interviewee or our audience! Anyway, Dr. Robotnik, I hope that you have a plan B for your duel against Mr. Krabs?
Oh, I am sure I can find in my vault one of my hundred machines to beat this cretinous crustacean until he’s nothing more than a crab soup. And that is quite expensive, so I am sure he would be happy about that outcome!
R-right, Doctor. Hypercam, I sense you are overheating… Do you have something to s-
qzyhfgumwsdhfumf robonik im sch a big fan!!! gud luk in teh turnamment, & i hop ull win so i cna giev you a prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
…Hypercam! Are you okay? What just happened?
My great intellect tells me he was so admirative of my sumptuous physique that he turned into a bunch of burnt-out circuits. This makes me quite flattered! I can still repair him and return the favor, since he’s quite an old model. I won’t turn him into a fanboy of me, I promise!
Y-y-yeah, I’m sorry, but he was already too much of a fanboy to begin with… But mostly, I am scared that might come at odds with the impartiality he is supposed to ha-
WHAT ARE YOU BLABBERING ABOUT, FELINE FOOL? YOU REFUSE MY GENEROUS SERVICES?
W-well, th-th-thank you, Doctor, but we have expert repairing staff to take care of our host! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll take him there. G-good luck in the tournament, Doctor!