Summoning Satan

Mr. Satan

Gwaaaaahahaaaaaa- oof! P-please Mr. Piccolo, I was only jokin’! I-it was just a prank bro, I swear!

Dr. Piccolo

Oh no, you’re not getting away this time. I spent a decade studying medicine just to be upstaged by some idiot in a bathrobe? Well I’m going to put that degree to use. I know exactly how the human body is constructed, and I know how to take it apart piece by piece! SAY GOODBYE, MR. SATAN!

???

Did somebody just call me?

Dr. Piccolo

Shit, someone’s coming.

???

Sounds like it came from over there.

Dr. Piccolo

Hmm, it’s that other doctor. But who’s he brought with him?

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The Yappy Tournament’s Paragons of Magnificent Virtuoso



*The cafe, quite busy. Jack & Elmo are sitting at a table, training. A big shadow approaches them.*
Elmo

Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, stop, stop, stop!

Jack Black

You got a nice rhythm going there, little buddy!

Dr. Robotnik

Ohhhh, look who’s there thinking they’re the new hot sensation in town.

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Every Villain Is Lemons – Mr. Krabs Reinterview

Meowth

Evening folks! Today we will be reinterviewing one of our first victors of this tournament, Mr. Krabs!

Unregistered HyperCam 2

🦀🦀 robotnik is gone! 🦀🦀 its vry sad tho :(

Meowth

So, Mr. Krabs, do you have any comments on your victory against Robotnik?

Mr. Krabs

Arkarkarkarkarkark! That buffoon was just dancing around me like one of Squidward’s interpretive dancing sessions. Speaking of Squidward, I need to make a quick call, one moment.

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This Interview Contains Win – Dr. Robotnik Interview

Unregistered HyperCam 2

omg im so pumpd rite now

Meowth

Huh? Is something the matter, Hypercam?

Unregistered HyperCam 2

ye, wer gona intrviw robonik, teh pingas mastr! i kno him a lot, i used 2 wtch his vidoes all th tiem!!1!

Meowth

An old-timer, huh? Glad you’re looking forward to this interview as much as I a- wait, what are those noises?

*Hypercam and Meowth approach Dr. Robotnik’s room and enter. The Doctor is on a strange calling machine, furious.* Continue reading “This Interview Contains Win – Dr. Robotnik Interview”

Dr. Robotnik

Snooping as usual, Dr. Robotnik invades the tournament! With his hands on that crown, Robotnik may finally be able to fulfill his dream of ruling Mobius, and capture that heinous hedgehog he hates so much… or at least he thinks. However, if he truly wants a chance to be king, he will have to give himself a promotion!

  • Sources
  • Rips featuring music from any Sonic cartoon before Sonic X
  • Rips featuring music from any Sonic game on a SEGA console (and Sonic Mania)
  • Rips featuring music from
    the Puyo Puyo series
  • Classic-style YTP/edits
    that feature Dr. Robotnik
  • Examples
  • VIDEOS CONTAINING WIN
  • Dr. Robotnik’s Mean Bean Machine music
  • Robotnik’s theme from Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
Illustration: ackrostation (@ackrostation)