The Party – Part 3


Guy‑Manuel de Homem‑Christo

Thomas, je les ai trouvés.

Thomas Bangalter

Parfait. Alright, everyone, are you ready?

Pharrell Williams

Follow us, but don’t make any noise!

Mariya Takeuchi

Understood!

MissingNo.

…What are we doing again?

Mariya Takeuchi

I’m not sure exactly, just follow along!

Hakuko

I’ll be as sneaky as a mouse!

DJ Professor K

The squid girls just started jammin’ on the decks, that’ll be easier!

Dr. Robotnik

So, may I finally know what this ridiculous charade is about?

Don-chan

Shhhh, da-don!

Nico Nico

(」・ω・)」うー!(/・ω・)/にゃー!

*The 10 contestants follow Guy-Man in the crowd, and approach the Jazz Cats, unaware. Then, suddenly…* Continue reading “The Party – Part 3”

The Party – Part 2


*Meanwhile, in the kitchen.*
HOBaRT

WRRRRRRRRRRR

HOBaRT

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HOBaRT

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRight! That’s the way!

HOBaRT

YOU SHOWED ME THE WAY.

HOBaRT

*clank clank clank clank clank clank*

HOBaRT

*CLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANK*

HOBaRT

Ha ha ha… blimey, I never thought it’d be this fun havin’ a mate to make the meals with. You’re a bloody goofball, you know?

HOBaRT

YEAH… THIS IS A LOT MORE FUN THAN I WAS EXPECTING.

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What Nintendidn’t


*A conference room in the Gaylord Hotel, before the semifinals.*
Bill Trinen

Alright everyone, Reggie will be here any second!

Wario

Waaaaaah, we already waited here long enough! You still have any donuts for the wait, stinky?

Geno

I do not think it is wise to ask this question to Mr. Trinen. It may lead to another circular argument.

Bill Trinen

Thank you, Geno, but I’ll let it slide for this one. Besides, you already ate them all, Wario.

Wario

WHAAAAAT?

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A Historic Announcement

Unregistered HyperCam 2

ok im recordn go

Dr. Robotnik

I APPEAR TODAY TO MAKE A HISTORIC ANNOUNCEMENT. HAKUKO IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING HUSBAND. THAT’S RIGHT, SHE TOOK HER HUMAN FUCKING CIRCULAR PINDES OUT AND SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING HUSBAND. AND SHE SAID HER PENGAUSE WAS “this big” AND I SAID “THAT’S UNCALLED FOR” SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MOJO DOT HIGHQUALITY DOT RIP. HAKUKO, YOU GOT A SMALL PEANDUZ, IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS PRRRRROMOTION MEDAL EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE’S WHAT MY PINGAS LOOKS LIKE! THAT’S RIGHT BABY, ALL USUAL, NO BEATS, NO MISSES. LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO HAIRBALLS AND A BONGO. SHE FUCKED MY HUSBAND, SO GUESS WHAT. I’M GONNA FUCK THE LOSERS’ BRACKET! THAT’S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET. MY SUPER LASER PISS! EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE LOSERS’ BRACKET. I’M GONNA GO HIGHER. I’M PISSING ON THE WINNERS’ BRACKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, WOODMAN??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?? I PISSED ON THE WINNERS’ BRACKET, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING TOURNAMENT TABLE! NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING INTERVIEW BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!!!!

Meowth

What the heck is going on over here?!

*click!*

Summoning Satan

Mr. Satan

Gwaaaaahahaaaaaa- oof! P-please Mr. Piccolo, I was only jokin’! I-it was just a prank bro, I swear!

Dr. Piccolo

Oh no, you’re not getting away this time. I spent a decade studying medicine just to be upstaged by some idiot in a bathrobe? Well I’m going to put that degree to use. I know exactly how the human body is constructed, and I know how to take it apart piece by piece! SAY GOODBYE, MR. SATAN!

???

Did somebody just call me?

Dr. Piccolo

Shit, someone’s coming.

???

Sounds like it came from over there.

Dr. Piccolo

Hmm, it’s that other doctor. But who’s he brought with him?

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Every Villain Is Lemons – Mr. Krabs Reinterview

Meowth

Evening folks! Today we will be reinterviewing one of our first victors of this tournament, Mr. Krabs!

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🦀🦀 robotnik is gone! 🦀🦀 its vry sad tho :(

Meowth

So, Mr. Krabs, do you have any comments on your victory against Robotnik?

Mr. Krabs

Arkarkarkarkarkark! That buffoon was just dancing around me like one of Squidward’s interpretive dancing sessions. Speaking of Squidward, I need to make a quick call, one moment.

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