A Glorious & Stunning Interview – Jack & Elmo Interview

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helo every1 welcom back to teh k4ad intrviws! 2day we will be intrviwing jack black & elmo!

Meowth

That’s right! Today we will be talking to famed actor and musician Jack Black, along with his puppet friend from Sesame Street, Elmo!

Jack Black

Hey, how’s it going, I’m Jack, and this is my pal, Elmo.

Elmo

Hello everyone! Elmo and Jack are going to have a lot of fun today!

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jack did u bring an octagon?

Jack Black

You bet I di- Wait a minute, where is my octagon!? Oh man, this is really embarrassing!

Elmo

Elmo has it right here Jack, hahaha!

Jack Black

Thanks, little buddy!

Meowth

Well, now that you found your octagon, let’s get to the first question! So, why did you two join the tournament?

Jack Black

Well you see, I joined so I can impress my kids that watch this SiIvaGunner with my totally amazing and awesome selection of sources, and my buddy Elmo here asked if he could go so he could make some new friends at this tournament.

Elmo

Elmo loves making new friends, hahaha!

Meowth

Interesting! So, next question: I heard you had an encounter with another duo since you got here, want to give your side of the story on that?

Jack Black

Oh, sure. One day while I was away from our dressing room, two demons came to the room trying to brainwash and capture Elmo! Luckily, I scared them off with my epic battle cry. However, that night as we were sleeping in our hotel room, those demons came back ready to fly off with Elmo! However, I managed to smack one off Elmo just in time before they could fly off with him. Those demons won’t be laying another finger on Elmo while I’m around!

Elmo

Mister other Jack was very funny! Hee-ho!

Jack Black

Elmo, don’t copy what that demon said to you! It’s a demonic incantation! It could turn you into… who knows what!

Meowth

So, how about we ask Elmo a question! Do you recognize anyone here?

Elmo

Hmm, Elmo recognized Pharrell! He showed Elmo how to use his imagination by reading a book! Elmo wonders why he’s hanging out with robots though.

Meowth

I see! Well, here is our final question! What do you plan to do with the SiIvaGunner Channel if you win the tournament?

Jack Black

Well, I was thinking we would make it more educational, thus making it more awesome! We could do all sorts of stuff, like learning all eight glorious sides and stunning angles of an octagon!

Elmo

Elmo loves learning! Hahaha!

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i luv 2 learn mor abt octagons!

Meowth

I’m sure we all like to Hypercam, but sadly, we’re outta time!. Thanks for the interview, and good luck in your first match!

Jack Black

This will be no sweat, right little buddy?

Elmo

Kill everything.

Jack Black

What was that?

Elmo

We can do anything Jack! Hahaha!