helo every1! 2day we will be interviewing teh galxy defenders ajent j (played by will smith) and howard teh alien (played by a real alien) from mib! hey g could u make me a sandwich?
No! We have an interview to do! So Agent J, our first question is for you. Why did you join this tournament here?
To monitor alien activity occurring around this area. You wouldn’t happen to know anything right? I’ve been hearing about one of the contestants here who’s been looking to “balance” the universe. Even worse, I also hear he’s working for Disney. So, do you know?
Hey, this is not an interrogation, this is an interview! Okay, next ques-
Hey, c’mon now we just want to know what’s up. We don’t want to infer with your whole tournament. We just want to know about anything strange going on.
H-hey, don’t make me call security!
Aight fine, we’ll keep going with this “interview” of yours.
… okay, let’s back to the questions. So, why has Howard become your partner?
Oh, you mean Agent H? He joined Men in Black after a scuffle with some of his former alien friends following last year’s tournament and he wanted us to know about possible extraterrestrial threats coming from here. Because of all this, he asked if he could become my partner for this mission. He’s very passionate about it. Isn’t that right, H?
So yeah that’s his story. Now how about you tell me your side? Since we’d really like to know.
Don’t push it pal. So Howard a question for you: what was that “scuffle” that happened between you and the rest of the Dancing Alien Team?
What are the concerns?
My friend here doesn’t really like to talk about it. We should just move on to the ne-
[CLOUT. THEY TRIED TO GAIN TOO MUCH CLOUT.]
Okay nevermind I guess.
That is interesting… I hope we find out more about that in our interview with Pitbull and the Aliens.
Did you say… Aliens? Speaking of which, aren’t you an alien? What do you know about the other aliens in this tournament?
Excuse me? Now listen here, buster, you better stop these shenanigans or else.
Aight my apologies. You best be glad K isn’t here, he probably would have shot your head off by now.
I did not need to know that. Anyways, next question, Agent J, could you tell us what the most challenging part of being an MIB agent is?
Oh boy let me tell ya, I’ve been eaten by a giant worm, nearly vaporized by a laser gun, hurled away by a noisy cricket, and nearly killed trying to travel through ti- you know, I think I’ve said a bit too much now so I’ll just leave it there.
Right… well, I think that ends our interview. Thank you for your interview Agent J and Howard. We wish you luck in the tournament!
Well thank you so much for your hospitality, but before we go, I like you to do something for me. Could you put the camera right here for me?
i can do dat 4 u!
Thank you so much!
Now what we were talking about is how good McDonald’s is and how y’all should go there and get yourself something because they’re damn good.
[AGREED. EAT AT MCDONALD’S.]
Yeah… I could go for something from McDonald’s right about now.
i can go 4 u. wha do u want from macdondald meowth?