helo every1 welcum back to teh k4ad interviews! 2day we will be interviewing mr.crabs from spingebil!
Yep, that’s right! Today we will be interviewing Mr. Eugene Krabs, owner of the esteemed restaurant: The Krusty Krab! So Eugene, how do you feel?
Hello! I like money!
…that’s very nice! Now for the second question: What inspired you to join the tournament?
Uh… huh…Well, at least you’re honest about it! How about you tell us what you plan to do with the SiIvaGunner channel if you win the tournament?
Advertising, me boyo! Me darlin’ daughter Pearl introduced me to the Internets recently, and I realized that I could promote me Krabby Patties across the seven seas with this here channel! I might even make a few of those “High Quality Shanties” or whatever they be called.
They’re called “rips” Mr. Krabs. Since we’re on the topic, do you have any favorite rips? Surely you’ve listened to a few by now.
Hmm, I like the one that goes “bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-beep.”
Uh, don’t you mean “bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-bop.”
No I… forget it. Next question: How have you been feeling about the other contestants? Any thoughts?
Feels like a toxic waste dump if ye ask me. All you fish up here seem rather… peculiar…
That’s an interesting take… anyways, next question: Since you are currently away from Bikini Bottom, who is running the Krusty Krab?
Me first mate Squidward, of course! Hopefully he doesn’t destroy me restaurant like that last couple of times I left em in charge. Although, if he does, there’s going t’be more resting in peace than just his hopes and dreams! Arkarkarkarkarkark!
Well he sure does have a lot on his hands then! How about your time on the S.S. Gourmet? You were the ship’s head chef correct?
What? No, I cleaned the latrines on the S.S. Gourmet. You must be thinking about the S.S. Diarrhea, I was the head chief there.
… Forget I asked. Alright, so have you had any interesting interactions with the other contestants?
Believe I had one encounter with one of em. He was speaking all of those bad words! Including 🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬 and 🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢 and even 🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋. It would have made my poor mother pass out!
Uh… (does anyone know what he just said?) Well that’s a very interesting story for sure Mr.Krabs. Let’s hope you don’t hear any more of those “bad words” again.
i dislike bad wrds 2!
Okay Mr.Krabs, for the last question I want you to tell me the Krabby Patty Secret Formula.
Wait huh?! I didn’t say that!
Hand me yer microphone!
Arkarkarkarkarkark! Did you really think I would fall for that one there Plankton?
Curse you Krabs! One day me and my superior intellect will have that formula, just you wait!
Fat chance, shrimpy! Security! Take him to the brig!
You haven’t seen the last of me Krabs! I went to college!
Well…that was certainly something! Looks like we will be ending our interview here. Thank you for your time, Mr. Krabs. We wish you luck with your first match!