Gourmet Spaghettoire

Papyrus

OH MY GOD, I CAN’T BELIEVE I WON!! NOT TO MENTION, I EVEN MADE SOME NEW FRIENDS!

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Curly Brace

Yeah! It’s great that even though you two went against each other, we can still be friends!

Papyrus

SPEAKING OF WHICH, DO YOU KNOW WHO I’M GOING AGAINST NEXT?

Curly Brace

Oh, sure! You’ll be up against King Dedede!

Papyrus

WOWIE, A KING!! IF HE’S ANYTHING LIKE ASGORE, I’M SURE WE’LL GET ALONG JUST FINE!! WE SHOULD GO FIND HIM AND GET ACQUAINTED!

*Meanwhile in the cafeteria…*
King Dedede

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO FOOD LEFT??

I’m tellin you man, those Wario guys came in and took it all!

King Dedede

THOSE NO GOOD FOOLS AIN’T GONNA HEAR THE END OF THIS ONE!!

Escargoon

Those low life hooligans! Well sire, at least we can get some chips from the vending machine.

King Dedede

You think I haven’t already eaten all of those? WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?

*Dedede activates the turbo charge on his hammer and swings it at Escargoon.*
Escargoon

Oh dear…

*BAM! Escargoon hits the wall next to the cafeteria doors as Papyrus, Curly, and Quote walk in.*
Escargoon

Ouch…

Papyrus

OH NO!! MISTER SNAIL, ARE YOU INJURED?

Escargoon

No, I’ve been through worse abuse from his majesty. It does sting, though…

Curly Brace

His majesty? Oh hey! Papyrus, what did I tell you! There’s the king over there!

Papyrus

OH, REALLY!? COME ON QUOTE, LET’S GO SAY HELLO!

*Papyrus grabs Quote by the arm and runs to Dedede, dragging him along.*
Papyrus

HOWDY, YOUR MAJESTY!!

King Dedede

Huh? And who the heck are you?

Papyrus

I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS, YOUR NEXT OPPONENT AND FUTURE GREAT BEST FRIEND!

King Dedede

THEY’RE PUTTING ME UP AGAINST A BAG O’ BONES? THE NERVE OF THESE SCHMUCKS! Okay so what exactly are ya here for? Can’t you see I’m in the middle of a meltdown?

Papyrus

UM, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE MATTER?

King Dedede

A COUPLE OF MOOKS WENT AND RAN OFF WITH ALL THE FOOD! NOW I’M LEFT HERE WITH NOTHIN’ TO EAT!

Papyrus

OH, OH!!! I KNOW HOW TO COOK! FROM WHAT I KNOW, EVERYONE LOVES MY EDIBLE CREATIONS! I COULD COOK SOMETHING UP, IF YOU WOULD LIKE!!

King Dedede

Is that so?

Escargoon

Sire, I’ve done some digging into this guy, and I’m pretty sure he’s awful at cooking.

*Dedede hits Escargoon in the head with his hammer.*
King Dedede

Can it, you! I’m hungry and this fool is offering me free food! Alright, bone boy, I’ll tell you what! If you can make me a fine meal, I’ll be your friend!

Papyrus

WOWIE, REALLY!? THAT’S GREAT!!

Curly Brace

Papyrus are you sure about this? This guy seems like a bit of a snob…

Escargoon

What did you say about his majesty?

King Dedede

WHY I OUGHTA CLOBBER YOU!

Curly Brace

Eep! Alright Papyrus we probably should go now!

Papyrus

OKAY, BYE-BYE YOUR HIGHNESS! I’LL BE SURE TO MAKE YOU SOMETHING SUPER GREAT!!!

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*Later at Papyrus’s hotel room kitchenette…*
Papyrus

OH DEAR, I DON’T SEEM TO HAVE ANYTHING I NEED TO MAKE SPAGHETTI!! THIS IS REALLY BAD…

*Suddenly the door is kicked down. Undyne and Sans are here holding bags of groceries.*
Papyrus

WHAT!! I THOUGHT I LOCKED THAT.

Undyne

Hey, dork!! We heard you were gonna make some spaghetti from these nice little robots, so we went and got you some ingredients!!

sans.

yeah, i couldn’t pasta opportunity to help out my bro.

Papyrus

I AM GOING TO IGNORE THAT PUN AND DECLARE MY APPRECIATION OF YOU TWO’S TIMING!!

sans.

speaking of ingredients, i had to search the whole ziti to find these tomatoes.

Undyne

Sans, what are you talking about??? There’s a grocery store right next to the hotel!! …Wait, is that why you didn’t show up until I was in the checkout line?

sans.

huh, really? guess if i had used my noodle i wouldn’t have went right pasta it.

Papyrus

OKAY, GNOCCHIT OFF!! WE NEED TO GET STARTED!!

Undyne

Alright, FINALLY! LET’S TURN UP THE HEAT ON THIS STOVETOP!!!

Papyrus

YEAH!!

Undyne

YEAH!!!

sans.

sure.

*Even more later at the door to Dedede’s room…*
Papyrus

KNOCKITY KNOCK, MR. KING! I’VE PREPARED SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU!

King Dedede

*muffled from inside the room* ESCARGOON, I’M IN PAIN, GO SEE WHO THAT IS WILL YA!!

Escargoon

Sire, I’m too busy cleaning up the mess in the kitchen!

King Dedede

AUGH FINE!! THIS BETTER BE GOOD. WHAT DO YOU NEE- Oh! It’s ya! And you brought me food! Heh heh heh well come on in!

Papyrus

I BROUGHT ENOUGH FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIEND TO SHARE!!

King Dedede

Oh ho ho that won’t be necessary! That pipsqueak can miss a meal or two!

Papyrus

OKIE DOKIE, BUT ONLY IF YOU’RE SURE!!

King Dedede

Oh, I’m positive!

Escargoon

Sire may I talk to you in the bathroom for a second?

King Dedede

Fine! But you better have a good reason to take me away from this food!

Escargoon

Sire I think you should let me try this spaghetti before you do be-

*Dedede hits Escargoon with his hammer.*
Escargoon

Ow!

King Dedede

SO YOU’RE JUST TRYNA STEAL MY FOOD HUH?

Escargoon

Sire if you’d let me finish I was going to say that it might be, uh, poisoned! He is your opponent after all, and you’d rather me kick the bucket than you right?

King Dedede

Ey, maybe you ain’t a complete idiot! Alright Escargoon, you can have the first bite, heh heh heh! And if you fall out dead, I’ll send that bag of bones into the stratosphere!

Escargoon

As you should, sire!

King Dedede

ALRIGHT SKELETON! Bring on the food! But I’ve had a change of heart, so let dat snail boy here have his first!

Papyrus

OKAY YOUR MAJESTY!! ONE GOURMET SPAGHETTI COMING RIGHT UP!

*Papyrus reveals the spaghetti on a silver platter.*
Escargoon

Oh wow this looks delicious! Let’s give it a try…

*Escargoon chews the spaghetti before getting a vile look on his face and spitting it out.*
Escargoon

Oh gosh, this stuff is awful!

King Dedede

But you ain’t poisoned right?

Escargoon

I guess not sire, but-

King Dedede

THEN MOVE!!

*Dedede shoves Escargoon out of the way and begins to snarf down all of the spaghetti.*
Papyrus

WOWIE! I HAVEN’T EVER SEEN SOMEONE EAT WITH THAT MUCH PASSION!!

King Dedede

Man, Escargoon, I don’t know what you were talkin’ about cause this is somma the best spaghetti I’ve ever eaten!! This kid may just have a chance!

Escargoon

Say what?

Papyrus

YOU… REALLY LIKE IT THAT MUCH??

Escargoon

Listen kid, I don’t know how you did this, but if you made food so good the king got off his high horse you must have done something right. Here’s our card. If you ever want a position as the royal chef of Dreamland, give us a call, because I’ve never seen crowny over there so happy about whatever he eats.

Papyrus

BIGOLI, MY FRIEND QUANTITY HAS GROWN!! NOT TO MENTION, I RECEIVED AN OFFER TO BE A ROYAL CHEF!! THIS DAY COULDN’T HAVE GONE ANY BETTER!

King Dedede

*BURP* Boy ya did a great job! Heh heh heh, with friends like you who can make such good food, I’m sure to go far!