Douga Douga Fridays – Nico Nico and Johnny Bravo Reinterview

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h3llo evry1 2day w r her3 wit j0nny bruhvo & niconico 4 da reintervuew

Meowth

That’s right, folks! Now let’s see, Nico and Johnny, you bo-…Hey, what are you two doing?

*Johnny is seen staring at Nico’s display as she skims through several “Caution!! X Bounce!!” clips.*
Johnny Bravo

Whoa, mama! Now this is some programming that I could get behind.

Meowth

Hey! Knock that off you two, and keep the content at an E rating will ya?! We’ve got an audience reading these interviews!

*Nico Nico turns back to her normal display.*
Nico Nico

・∀・

Johnny Bravo

Awwww, come on! I was enjoying that show! Where’s the remote to this thing…

Meowth

Anyways! Nico and Johnny, you bo-

Johnny Bravo

Man, I’m bored of this interview stuff. If I can’t watch TV, I’ll just show these viewers Johnny’s sweet body instead! Hoo! Ha! Oh yeaahh. Huh! *pose*

Meowth

Uh, Johnny, you might not wanna do that around Nico…

Johnny Bravo

How come? Does this little TV happen to be a little lady? Ah, I get it, she won’t be able to handle my sweet pecks. Ain’t that right, pussycat?

Nico Nico

*TTRRRRKKKKKKK* wwwwwwwww

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lol ths gnna be gud

Nico Nico

♂ GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH ♂

*Giant muscles appear out of Nico Nico’s sides once again.*
Johnny Bravo

…Whoa. This mama’s packed. Is this thing even a mama?

Meowth

Ugh, we JUST fixed that damage! *sigh* Whatever… Can we please move onto the questions? No more muscles, or flexing! While we’re at it, I’m tired of these guest appearances too! From now on, one guest per interview! And this rule applies especially to you, Bravo!

Johnny Bravo

Uh, yeah. Whatever you say little cat man. I only rang up one of my friends this time, anyways. *Johnny gets on the phone.* Hey, uh… call it off Double D. Call it off. *Johnny puts the phone down and clears his throat* Yep. Only one.

*Two knocks are heard simultaneously at the door, it opens.*
Buttercup

Hey! Can someone tell me who THIS is?

Me? Who are YOU? And why are you a smaller, more uncool version of ME?

Meowth

Johnny… I just said… ONE guest at a time, PER contestant.

Johnny Bravo

Uhhhh. Sorry little man, but that anime lookin’ chick isn’t from me.

Nico Nico

あんたなんかあたしにはかなわないね!wwwwwwww

Meowth

Nico? Well I mean, I… guess it’s fair… but can’t you two see how much of an inconvenience this causes?

Is this little chump supposed to be the American version of me…? I mean, I guess that’s pretty cool. I’m still totally cooler than you, though.

Buttercup

Oh yeah? We’ll see about that! I bet you can’t even fly faster than me!

Meowth

H-hey speaking of that, don’t fly around in the studio, please…

Buttercup

You can call me tiny all you want, but in my universe, I kick more butt than you ever will!

Ha! Please, I doubt you could ever say you’ve controlled a giant mecha before. I even have the power of transformation! Where’s YOUR belt? Are YOU able to do that, huh?

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can u ride m3tal ajeet p1e lol

Nico Nico

アイ テノゴール www

Oh yeah, that’s right! I can speak Japanese, too! Can you do that? あなたはとてもクールではありません!Ha!

Buttercup

I have no idea what you just said, but I bet you were saying how much you secretly think I’m cooler!

Johnny Bravo

Now now, girlies. No need to fight over me. Come back when you’re a little older, and maybe you can have some of this for yourselves! Ha! *pose*

Nico Nico

♂ Do you like what you see? ♂

Johnny Bravo

Ohhhh, it’s on now! C’mon mama, show me them pecks!

Nico Nico and Johnny have a flexing contest, while Meowth, Hypercam, and the Buttercups stare in amazement.
Nico Nico and Johnny have a flexing contest, while Meowth, Hypercam, and the Buttercups stare in amazement.
Nico Nico

♂ Two can play it! ♂

Meowth

You know, I… How is it that I can’t do a single interview without something weird happening? Ever since Round 1 it’s been getting worse! Can I at least ask you guys how confident you are in winning the losers’ bracket?

Nico Nico

♂ A-

Meowth

Nope, had enough of that quote.

Nico Nico

(´;ω;`)

Johnny Bravo

Don’t worry, I’m used to being rejected. I’m sure all the mamas watching from the sides regret voting anyone but Johnny Bravo, anyways. They’re gonna carry Johnny all the way to the top, no one can beat looks this good!

Nico Nico

♂ ASS ♂ WE ♂ CAN ♂

Meowth

DARNIT!

Well, I for one think Nico Nico is a lot cooler. At least people over on the douga know who I am. I can do a whole lot more cool things over there than you can at least!

Buttercup

Are you forgetting that you’re just some Japanese version of me? If you can’t realize Johnny over here is representing your original history, than you are aren’t just uncool, you stink!

Nico Nico

[ ⚆ _ ⚆ ]

You know… for having the guts to say that to me… you may be pretty cool after all.

Buttercup

Wait, r-really?

Heck yeah! Wanna go eat some Lucky Captain Rabbit King Nuggets at the food court?

Buttercup

Of course! That’s my favorite cereal, high five!

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im gettn emtional… enem1es turnd in2 fri3nds…gud luk, nico!

Good luck, Johnny!

Buttercup

And good luck to you, Nico!

Nico Nico

歪みねえな!

*The two Buttercups exit the interview space.*
Johnny Bravo

Hey, whatever happened to you cheerin’ me on?

Meowth

Ugh… Well, at least I got to ask a single question. Hope you all enjoyed this interview, good luck to both of you! And please, next time, don’t invite multiple guests!

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no plz get mor3. ths was an exp1rence,, leik if u cry everytim