The B-hee-t of The Drums

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he11o vi3wers we r here with anoth3r sp1cy intervuew,, 2day we r intervu3wing jack br0s an rythm mast3rs

Meowth

These two contestants we have here today have been raging through the brackets, but both also happen to be victims of losing by a very small amount of votes! What do you think of this, Jack Bros.?

Jack Frost

Life, hee… Life, ho… Hee-ho is not fair!

Hakuko

Don’t worry, you’ll get over it. I’m sure of it!

Jack Frost

Yeah! Me and my bud-hee can do anything together! Hee-ho!

Don-chan

Same for me and my rhythm friend, da-don!

*Jack Frost looks over at Don-Chan.*
Jack Frost

…Hee-ho.

Don-chan

…Da-don.

Jack Frost

Hee-ho.

Don-chan

Da-don.

Jack Frost

Hee-ho!

Don-chan

Da-don!

Jack Frost

HEE-HO!

Don-chan

DA-DON!

Meowth

HEY! K-Knock it off, you two! …My ears are hurting.

*Jack Frost and Don-chan are staring each other down.*
Don-chan

Mine’s better, da-don!

Jack Frost

Everybod-hee knows that Hee-ho is the way to go, ho!

*While Jack Frost and Don-chan are arguing, Mothman hands a banana over to Hakuko.*
Hakuko

Huh? Why are you giving me a-

Mothman

Me know about your monkey friend in the hotel. Me make deal with him.

Hakuko

Wha? O-Oh… Please don’t tell the hotel staff about this.

Mothman

Me not tell them if you give me… Microphone x1

Hakuko

You want my microphone? Uh, I don’t think I can give you that…

Mothman

Me want to sing. Listen to my song.

*Mothman grabs Hakuko’s microphone.*
Mothman

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEEP MEEP MEEP!!!

*Everyone covers their ears.*
Meowth

I had hoped I’d never have to do this, but you’ve forced my paws!

*Meowth used Fury Swipes! Mothman is hit in the face!*
Jack Frost

Hee deserved it this time, ho…

Mothman

Shiny coin!

Hakuko

I’ll take my microphone back now, if you don’t mind!

Mothman

Me am sorry. Me just want to show everyone that me is cool too!

Hakuko

It’s okay, apology accepted, just don’t tell them about my monkey friend! By the way, you’re good at dancing, right? I like dancing too!

Mothman

Er!? You also like dancing!? Me think we sh-

*The door slams open.*
John Notwoodman

What in the world is going on in here?

John Notwoodman

W-Wait a minute… You two must be the ones that Allstar guy told me about!

Jack Frost

…I’ll give you Life Stone x1 if you shut up right now, Hee-ho!

John Notwoodman

I’m not here to negotiate!

*John stomps over to Mothman and starts rummaging through his fur, he pulls out a letter from “Nue”, pancakes, a figure of Feather Pink, a whole bunch of Life Stones, a copy of Shin Megami Tensei V and… A cardboard coin!*
John Notwoodman

Aha! This is everything I need to know, I’m going to have to ask you two to come with me!

Mothman

Where are we going? Somewhere fun?

Hakuko

See you guys during our match!

Jack Frost

Did w-hee do something against the law, ho? Eh, I personal-hee like chaos better anyways, ho ho ho!

*John leaves the interview room with the Jack Bros.*
Meowth

…When will I ever have a normal interview…