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What is KFAD?It’s just another lunch break in the Gaylord cafeteria, and everyone’s got quite the appetite.
…and then Elmo said to Mr. Adam as he was leaving the hotel lobby, “It ain’t easy being Levine!”
WAAAHAHA! I hope the door didn’t hit him on the way out!
I would hope so…I took a look at his medical records and I don’t believe his insurance covers that…
Hey now, let’s not pile up on somebody when he’s not here to defend himself!
Waaaa…maybe he should have done better in the tournament then!
Hold that thought…I need to get a refill for my drink-
Hang on, I gotta take this. Elmo, you can keep these fellows company while I’m gone, right?
You can count on Elmo, Mr. Jack! Even more than the Count does!
Is that you, Jables? Where have you been my dude? I’ve had to cancel THREE Tenacious D shows on the Post-Apocalypto Tour! You have NO IDEA how EMBARRASSING it is to have to feature Amy Schumer as the opening act!
Yo, Rage, I’m real sorry about what happened and all, but I told you weeks ago when I received this invitation that I was gonna be gone a while! Hey, have you met my lil buddy Elmo yet? He’s always down to help me find some octagons!
Yes, I suppose that’s great and all, but I’d just like to know when you’re coming back!
Rage…I was hoping to break the news to you a little later down the line, but I’d rather tell you sooner than later: *I’m not coming back.*
Wha…hah…I can’t believe I just heard what came out of your mouth, Jables! Only *I* can quit the band, remember??
It’s true…When I first arrived here at the Gaylord Hotel I was blissfully unaware of my true destiny.
Your…true destiny?
Rage Kage, you’ve been with me when we strummed the Pick of Destiny, there when we smoked from the Bong of Destiny…and now, it has become my ultimate mission to wear the Crown of Destiny and extend my influence throughout the entire globe!
But wait…what about everything we’ve gone through to come as far as we have! Our meeting with the devil! Our *second* meeting with the devil! Our ASS TATTOOS! Jables, destiny is what has linked us together all these years! You can’t sit here and tell me that you’re going to disregard our FATE!
Rage…I lasered off that tattoo before I wrote me and Elmo in for the tournament…
Jables, I can’t believe I’ve spent the last 30 years of my life working with you to become the Greatest Band in the World…only to see it crashing down for the absolute stupidest reason I have ever heard of! What do you have to say for yourself?
You might as well start looking through the classifieds, Rage- er, Kyle, because my destiny is far greater than our continued partnership can handle-
You know what, I’m gonna stop you right there: I QUIT! AGAIN! AND THIS TIME WE’RE *NOT* GONNA BE BACK TOGETHER!
That’s nice…and maybe when Elmo & I become Kings for Another Day I’ll throw you a loan or two…
You won’t have to do that, you filthy traitor! While you horse around with that furry puppet freak, I’ve already found me a new job as Maroon 5’s touring guitarist!
That’s great news, Kyle! Now that Adam’s out of the running, you two will have all day to rub your dicks together-
Hey you, could you keep it down over there? Hypercam and I are trying to rehearse for the next interview!
if ur volum is 2 loud u will damage ur speakerz lol
Oh, uh, sorry! I’m calling my mother before our next match!
Sorry, Kyle, but my time runs short. I wish you luck with anything you decide to do in the future.
No, this is not going to be how it ends! We were going to lead as two kings! I will have my reve-
Well…that was certainly a conversation I wasn’t expecting to have so soon. I ought to check back with Elmo and see how he’s doing.
Welcome back Mr. Jack! Ooh ooh! Mr. Wario told me this is his favorite game, so we decided to play! It is so much fun! Elmo doesn’t think Wario’s very good though, because now he has 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 fantastic pieces of Wario’s garlic!
Wahhrrgrgh…blast that red menace! Do they teach folks to be card aces on Sesame Street?
You might have been able to stay focused more if you didn’t push 6 pieces of garlic all in on the first hand!
Elmo! I’ve been trying to tell you not to say adult words or play adult games! Sorry, but Elmo’s coming with me!
Don’t worry, friends! Elmo’s always ready to play games!
Now’s not the time to play silly games! We have to prepare for our next match!
Hey Mr. Jack? Elmo heard you talking very loudly outside the lunch room! Did something happen?
…Adult talk. You’ll have plenty of ‘em when you get older, but that’s not important now! We have to train vigorously in order to receive the Crown of Destiny!