Stop Playing Mind Games

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Yo pops, you’ve been running this stream for a while now. You sure you don’t need a break?

DJ Professor K

I’ve been running a 24/7 radio station for years, this channel ain’t nothing different!

You say that, but being awake for this long could most likely cause your mind to play games with you. If you need a quick nap, just let me know.

DJ Professor K

World’s best doctor or not, I just need a quick drink and I should be good to go for the next day and a half!

*DJ Professor K reaches under his desk to reveal a mini-fridge. He pulls out an enormous glass jug of lemonade.*
DJ Professor K

Down the hatch! *Starts drinking*

Damn, pops. You’re not seriously gonna drink that whole thing, are you?!

DJ Professor K

I’ve got plenty more in this fridge! Can’t run a station without some refreshments!

*DJ Professor K finishes the glass*
DJ Professor K

Woah, that hits the spot. Probably should’ve had less though… I think it’s time for me to go take a piss.

???

What the hell are you doooing?

DJ Professor K

I’m taking a…wait, did you say that kiddo?

…Say what?

DJ Professor K

Strange, I could’ve sworn I heard someone…

See, this is what I was talking about. Running this for so long makes people lose their minds.

DJ Professor K

I’m fine, I swear. I just need to use the restroom. You take care of the next few tracks.

*DJ Professor K walks to the bathroom to find the door locked*
DJ Professor K

The hell?! How’d this get locked?!

???

Hey, occupied! I’m trying to use the r*stroom!

DJ Professor K

Who’s in there?! This is my private bathroom!

???

Yeah well, I’m more famous than you.

DJ Professor K

What? Who are you?

???

I am…

*The bathroom door unlocks, revealing…*
Big Chungus

The Biiig Chungus!

DJ Professor K

…

DJ Professor K

…Yeah, I think Dr. K had a point.

*DJ Professor K walks away from the bathroom*

You okay, pops?

DJ Professor K

…You were right, honey. There’s no way I can do this all day by myself. Y’think you could help your old man run the station?

*Gasp*! Y-You’re serious?! Yeah, of course! Finally!

DJ Professor K

Thanks dear, I’ll introduce you after this next track, after that I’m taking a quick power nap.

By the way, was there someone else here? I thought I heard you talking with…

Big Chungus

Nyeh, what’s up Doc?

DJ Professor K

?!

Oh, it’s the “Chungus…”

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EXECUTIVE PRODUCER

SETH MACFARLANE