Stop Playing Mind Games

DJ Doctor K

Yo pops, you’ve been running this stream for a while now. You sure you don’t need a break?

DJ Professor K

I’ve been running a 24/7 radio station for years, this channel ain’t nothing different!

DJ Doctor K

You say that, but being awake for this long could most likely cause your mind to play games with you. If you need a quick nap, just let me know.

DJ Professor K

World’s best doctor or not, I just need a quick drink and I should be good to go for the next day and a half!

*DJ Professor K reaches under his desk to reveal a mini-fridge. He pulls out an enormous glass jug of lemonade.*
DJ Professor K

Down the hatch! *Starts drinking*

DJ Doctor K

Damn, pops. You’re not seriously gonna drink that whole thing, are you?!

DJ Professor K

I’ve got plenty more in this fridge! Can’t run a station without some refreshments!

*DJ Professor K finishes the glass*
DJ Professor K

Woah, that hits the spot. Probably should’ve had less though… I think it’s time for me to go take a piss.

???

What the hell are you doooing?

DJ Professor K

I’m taking a…wait, did you say that kiddo?

DJ Doctor K

…Say what?

DJ Professor K

Strange, I could’ve sworn I heard someone…

DJ Doctor K

See, this is what I was talking about. Running this for so long makes people lose their minds.

DJ Professor K

I’m fine, I swear. I just need to use the restroom. You take care of the next few tracks.

*DJ Professor K walks to the bathroom to find the door locked*
DJ Professor K

The hell?! How’d this get locked?!

???

Hey, occupied! I’m trying to use the r*stroom!

DJ Professor K

Who’s in there?! This is my private bathroom!

???

Yeah well, I’m more famous than you.

DJ Professor K

What? Who are you?

???

I am…

*The bathroom door unlocks, revealing…*
Big Chungus

The Biiig Chungus!

DJ Professor K

…Yeah, I think Dr. K had a point.

*DJ Professor K walks away from the bathroom*
DJ Doctor K

You okay, pops?

DJ Professor K

…You were right, honey. There’s no way I can do this all day by myself. Y’think you could help your old man run the station?

DJ Doctor K

*Gasp*! Y-You’re serious?! Yeah, of course! Finally!

DJ Professor K

Thanks dear, I’ll introduce you after this next track, after that I’m taking a quick power nap.

DJ Doctor K

By the way, was there someone else here? I thought I heard you talking with…

Big Chungus

Nyeh, what’s up Doc?

DJ Doctor K

Oh, it’s the “Chungus…”

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER

SETH MACFARLANE