MOAR FLAIR

DJ Professor K

JET SET RADIOOOO! Ha ha! Comin’ right back at ya live with my man, er, penguin friend, King Dedede!

King Dedede

Well, ya know, it was getting pretty stuffy in my ship. Escargoon, put “Get a bigger ship” on the To-Do List.

Escargoon

Yes, your Majesty.

DJ Professor K

No need to worry ‘bout that! There’s plenty of room here in the good ol’ JSR HQ for you and your snail friend.

Escargoon

It is very nice to be here.

King Dedede

It sure beats getting foiled time and time again by a tiny pink puffball. And most of the time, I’m just minding my own business!

DJ Professor K

Well, I hope you’ve been doin’ well for yourself since the tournament ended.

King Dedede

But of course, who do you take me for? I’ve been renovating my castle with some fantastic new merch, some of which is inspired by your style. It’ll help me become even better!

DJ Professor K

Well call me flattered! I had no idea! Whatcha gettin’?

King Dedede

Oh, some fancy and extravagant things, including these magnificent wall scrolls. Found them on eBay for the cheap price of $390,000!!

Escargoon

That’s almost $400K!

DJ Professor K

Whoa now! That’s a lotta money to be throwin’ around! Again, I’m flattered, but… maybe you could be puttin’ those funds towards something more… uh… funky fresh for your people?

Escargoon

I make sure to keep a close eye on Popstar economics. But, DJ Professor K does have a point, your Highness. If things get too out of ha—

*DDD interrupts Escargoon.*
King Dedede

What are you babbling on about Escargoon?!? I know what I’m doing; I’m the leader here and the leader demands MOAR FLAIR!!! I’ll solidify myself with a flashy new approach and finally best that pestering puffball who always stands in my way!

DJ Professor K

Speakin’ of which, Kirby called me up yesterday and called ya stupid! Whattaya have to say to that?

King Dedede

He what? Ergh, that marshmallow better watch his mouth if he knows what’s best for him!

Escargoon

Sire, it would be better if you don’t lose your tem—

King Dedede

What are you talking about? I’M FINE!!! I’M FEELING GREAT!!

DJ Professor K

…erm, hey! Would you look at that? The queue on the stream is almost empty, I need to get back to it. That’s the end of that, you fellas go off and have a good time now. That was very nice, thank you!

King Dedede

HEY! I’M NOT THROUGH WITH HAVIN’ MY SAY HERE!

*Professor K and Escargoon shuffle a screaming DDD out the door.*