Summoning Satan

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Mr. Satan

Gwaaaaahahaaaaaa- oof! P-please Mr. Piccolo, I was only jokin’! I-it was just a prank bro, I swear!

Dr. Piccolo

Oh no, you’re not getting away this time. I spent a decade studying medicine just to be upstaged by some idiot in a bathrobe? Well I’m going to put that degree to use. I know exactly how the human body is constructed, and I know how to take it apart piece by piece! SAY GOODBYE, MR. SATAN!

???

Did somebody just call me?

Dr. Piccolo

Shit, someone’s coming.

???

Sounds like it came from over there.

Dr. Piccolo

Hmm, it’s that other doctor. But who’s he brought with him?

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A Real Monstery Skeleton

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Johnny Bravo

Look, little man, can’t you tell Johnny’s busy? You can’t win this “King for the Babe” thingy without a little preparation.

KO

But Johnny, Steven said he saw a skeleton in the halls!

Johnny Bravo

Yeah? Good for them, about time those skeletons got out of the closet.

KO

You know Meowth doesn’t like it when non-contestants are around on their own! Plus, we can’t let Grim be seen by himself, he could cause a panic!

Johnny Bravo

*sigh*Yeah, yeah, okay, KO. We’ll go find him later, just let me-

KO

Come on, there’s no time to waste!

*KO grabs Johnny by the arm and dashes down the hall.*
Johnny Bravo

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SLOW DOWN, KID!

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It’s a Small World After All…

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*Popoy is wandering around outside the Gaylord mumbling to himself.*
Popoy

This pinche stupid fucked up shit is fucked up my ass. Puta madre, where does a motherfucker get some coochie around here, or some fucking boogie woogie god damn. This place is stupid. Stupid pendejadas stupid stupid puterias stupid stupid stupid…

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The Ultimate Interrogation of Ultimate Destiny

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Unregistered HyperCam 2

helo u2b 2day im snoopingas usual on john notwoodman bc hes in a secret interrigation,, its some theif dud3 whos ben litterin cards all over da place or smth

*HyperCam shuffles around through the airvent, reaching a point where he’s able to see into the interrogation room.*
Unregistered HyperCam 2

cool, looks lik i dint miss the- WOA iz that neil cicierega???(oops sorrie cant be 2 loud im undrcover))

*John Notwoodman stands over the silent Neil, who is handcuffed to his chair.*
John Notwoodman

Well, it seems to be you have some explaining to do, Mr. Cicierega. One of our contestants have been telling us that you’ve been leaving these so called “Calling Cards” all over the place. Given what I’ve been told, they seem like bad news for the tournament and that’s not nice. >:3[

John Notwoodman

So, do you care to explain?

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First Round Losers’ Support Group

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*Curly walks into the meeting room, holding Quote’s hand in tow. Marina, Pearl, Paruko, Agent J, Geno, Pitbull, and Eminem are already settled in.*
Quote

… [You feel content.]

Curly Brace

Hiya, guys! Are we late?

Marina

Oh, not at all, we were just about to start.

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A King’s Regalia – Crown Interview

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Unregistered HyperCam 2

helo every1 2day we hav a special guest!

Meowth

You got that right HyperCam! Today we have one of the most fan requested interviews! Introducing the…. King for Another Day Crown!

Meowth

So, why do you think you’ve been the most requested by fans to interview?

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How To Cheer up a Snake

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*Outside. It’s night. It’s cold.*
Don-chan

Look! There he is, da-don! Mr. Snake!

Hakuko

And he’s alone…

Don-chan

Yuck! What’s that smell?

Hakuko

He’s smoking a cigarette. It’s a grown up thing, don’t worry about it.

Don-chan

Smells nasty, da-don… he must not be very happy if he’s doing something that smells so yucky…

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The King for a Day Tournament

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*The scene is the Gaylord Hotel’s night bar. Adam Levine is sitting in a comfortable chair. He’s on the phone.*
Adam Levine

…Yeah, Mickey, can’t believe I accepted their gig as contestant. Seriously, pitting me in front of literal cats and having them win is pretty humiliating.

Adam Levine

…Nah, they said they already had judges. I really wonder what kind of judges they were, I mean I have experience.

Adam Levine

…Yeah, thank God this tournament isn’t seen by millions. Just some nerds who were hating on me to begin with.

Adam Levine

…I mean, apparently it was the head honcho who wanted me in. But who cares about him? I lost immediately anyway.

Adam Levine

…Don’t worry, Mickey, I’ll be back soon. Nice. Thanks. See ya.

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