Original: Fruit Salad
Original Composers: M. Cook, A. Field, J. Fatt, G. Page
Source: Yummy Yummy by The Wiggles
haldo viewrs, 2day we r holdign n intervew with h0bart, teh epic mixin machine. ive been lookign 4ward 2 dis interview meowth, i cant w8 2 talk with teh legend himself XP
…uhh, that’s right, today we’re interviewing HOBaRT. The mixer. Except he doesn’t seem to be here right now.
did u check teh kitchen
Not yet, but how mobile can a half-ton mixer be? That guy doesn’t even have legs. (Is HOBaRT even a guy?)
w8… do u hear smth… it sounds liek… some1 shoutign “yeah” over n over rlly loudly…
Yeah… I hear a cart rolling too, and it sounds like it’s getting closer…
WARNING: NSFW content.
Performance: wolfman1405, MagnumDongle, LemonKeys16
Original Composer: Jerry Galeries
Looking for the perfect contestant to stir things up a little bit? No problem! Our state of the art Hyper Operative Baking and Ripping Technology, or “HOBaRT” for short, comes straight from Australia with the power and durability to mix both the toughest doughs and the highest quality rips. Built to withstand any challenge that comes its way — HOBaRT is unstoppable.
|Illustration: Coach (@CoachArt_)|