The Party – Part 3

Guy‑Manuel de Homem‑Christo

Thomas, je les ai trouvés.

Thomas Bangalter

Parfait. Alright, everyone, are you ready?

Pharrell Williams

Follow us, but don’t make any noise!

Mariya Takeuchi



…What are we doing again?

Mariya Takeuchi

I’m not sure exactly, just follow along!


I’ll be as sneaky as a mouse!

DJ Professor K

The squid girls just started jammin’ on the decks, that’ll be easier!

Dr. Robotnik

So, may I finally know what this ridiculous charade is about?


Shhhh, da-don!

Nico Nico


*The 10 contestants follow Guy-Man in the crowd, and approach the Jazz Cats, unaware. Then, suddenly…* Continue reading “The Party – Part 3”

An Evening Between Girls

*The Gaylord Hotel’s night bar, before the semifinals. Mariya is sitting in a chair with a glass of wine.*

Hello, Ms. Mariya! May I join you?

*Mariya looks up and sees Hakuko.*
Mariya Takeuchi

Oh, hello! You’re the rhythm girl, aren’t you? I hear you’ve had a bit of a rocky path this tournament!


Haha, I suppose so! My name is Hakuko, nice to meet you!

Mariya Takeuchi

Hakuko? Such a lovely and fitting name for a girl all about rhythm!


Thank you, Ms. Mariya, you have a beautiful name too!

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HOBaRT Gets a Visitor

*HOBaRT lies in a hospital bed at the nearby HOBaRT maintenance center recovering from his recent battle. His metal casing is battered and warped. An IV pumps HOBaRT juice into his huge massive body.*

*A small plopping sound approaches. HOBaRT recognises it immediately.*


*The door swings open to reveal Isabelle holding a neat bouquet of flowers.*

HOBaRT! Wow… you really did take a beating, huh?




Well… I hope you don’t mind some company! I brought some flowers to lighten up the space. These maintenance factories can get awfully dull. There’s nothing like a little room decoration to brighten up your mood!



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haldo viewrs, 2day we r holdign n intervew with h0bart, teh epic mixin machine. ive been lookign 4ward 2 dis interview meowth, i cant w8 2 talk with teh legend himself XP


…uhh, that’s right, today we’re interviewing HOBaRT. The mixer. Except he doesn’t seem to be here right now.

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did u check teh kitchen


Not yet, but how mobile can a half-ton mixer be? That guy doesn’t even have legs. (Is HOBaRT even a guy?)

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w8… do u hear smth… it sounds liek… some1 shoutign “yeah” over n over rlly loudly…


Yeah… I hear a cart rolling too, and it sounds like it’s getting closer…

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