*Wario and Waluigi burst into the interview cackling; HyperCam and Meowth are extremely confused by this.*
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
WEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Oh, so there you two are! Your interview was scheduled for almost 45 minutes ago, what kept you so long?
yeh, bit dizrespektful 2 kep us waitin liek th-
WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
whts so funnie? Did u c teh mixer?
Weheheheh, we-we heard that loser on the phone calling his “momma” telling her that he lost his first round against us! WEHEHEHEHEHE!
WAHAHAHA, yeah! You should’ve been there! It was hilarious!
That’s very unsportsmanlike of you! You should respect the effort Johnny put in, he only lost by 56%!
Who cares? All that matters is we won, he lost! We’re gonna CREAM the competition and win that prize money!
lol wut thers no prize mon-
Uh…Hey guys, I thought it was time for my interview, did I get it wrong? I didn’t know that it was lean bean and grapefruit diet’s right now, do you want me to wait outside or…
OH! I’m sorry Mr. Yankovic, we ran into a delay due to Wario Partners LLP’s…time mismanagement. We’ll reschedule you for later, I promise.
HEY, WARIO! See that guy in the that thrillin’ jacket?! That’s who we’re facing in this round! Why’s he HERE interrupting OUR interview?!?
EH?
WHAT’S THE BIG IDEA, BUB? TRYING TO RUIN OUR FABULOUS INTERVIEW WITH YOUR-
wario hsuh plz, keep hte f1ghhting to de battlefeld
I’m really sorry about this but could you leave before anything gets ugly, Mr. Weird?
Alright fine, I’ll leave if you’re so annoyed with me being here! I wonder if being real jerks is in your mission statement. I’ll remember this! Blow, fatty!
HEE HEE!
What a showoff.
Was that Weird Al I passed by? Damn, I missed my chance to get an autograph; I thought they would still be doing his interview.
Well…you’re not wrong, it was supposed to be! But your lovely business duo was half an hour late, so we have to reschedule him for later.
You two are a pair of precariously promiscuous loafers, you know that?
did u eat a tyrannosaurus tis monring?
It’s “thesaurus”, Cam.
Well maybe if you coughed up more cash for us, we’d have more of an incentive to try harder.
You should give us more cash after that win! We did all that without any effort!
Cannoli, can you please stop doing that? You might hurt someone, like me!
Ouch! What was that for?
You two are a business. You fought a single individual who can’t take his eyes off his mirror. If you lost against him, I would have taken away my investment from your so-called “company”! And you better win against Al too. His net-worth might be 16 million, but you’ll be owing me double that if you fail!
Did you come in just to berate the both of them?
Yes.
(This has to be the worst one yet, well apart from studio being nearly demolished…)
o yea that wuz so mch fun pew pew lol.
Joins us next time, when we HOPEFULLY have a normal and pleasant interview with these two conniving conmen…which is extremely unlikely now that I think about it. Anything to add, boys?
…Cannoli’s never asked for our autographs…